Distinct Lunatic

This one here I'm pretty sure was taken around Christmas season 2010, so I would have been 16 or had just turned 17, don't remember. That dog there I got around November of that year, and in 2013 ended up having to put him to sleep cause he had some kind of illness or condition that the vet wanted 2 grand for, and I worked at Walmart back then so I had no money, and at the time I had no credit so couldn't do a payment plan.

If we're doing old pictures now, Don't remember exactly when this picture was taken, but looking at the cringy Bleach posters I have on the wall I'd say this was taken at some point around 09 or 10, in which case I was around 16 in this.

F to pay respects This is the real hardships of being an alpha male, knowing all the beta males out there are gonna fuck up the next generation of women.

Rewatched John Wick 3 in 4K the other week 100 out of 10.

How can the Earth be real when the dinosaurs say the Bible is only 6000 years old?

How can dinosaurs be real when the Bible says the Earth is only 6000 years old?

Yes, I pour one out to my boy Miroku because he also understands the pain of being an alpha male.

You know, the hardest part about being an alpha male is when it comes to asserting my dominance. Just the other day I met a fine 10/10 bitch. We hit it off, I won her over with my alpha male charm but when we got back to her place nothing happened cause I asked her if she was prepared to have my baby, her being dumbfounded by that question. I had to explain that part of my being an alpha male I'm only allowed to have sex for the sole purpose of procreation, any other form goes against my being an alpha male. For some reason that killed the mood, her telling me she didn't want to have my alpha male baby. Can you believe that?

Who's the real stalker, me sitting there listening in on that fine bitch, or the person taking a picture of me sitting there listening in on that fine bitch? I know what you're probably thinking, it's not very alpha to just sit there and let another man talk to a fine bitch, but being the clear alpha male that I am, I can be nice. I could tell that guy there has never had a woman once in his life, and beats off to hentai 7 times a day, so I figured I'll give him a chance to win the bitch over before I head over and assert my alpha male dominance, but before I do that I need to check out the bitches Facebook page to get a better understanding of her.

You better watch the way you speak of the big Z, real alpha men are prone to street fights to assert their male superiority.

Or even better, shower only once a month and use an entire can of Axe body spray every day. Sounds pretty alpha to me. I'll still take plenty of baths, but only when I have a fine bitch to share the tub with.

As long as you take charge of them all and make sure they know you're the man, and drink plenty of cheap beer you'll be alright.

Go big or go home. No point in being alpha if not gonna commit to it

I still have much to learn from the Z man, but with enough work and dedication I'm certain that I can one day reach his level of alpha, or die old and single

So I was hanging out at the mall the other day, when some big tittied woman started hollering about me being there since they were closed cause of quarantine. I stood my ground with her since that's what alpha men do. I figured commenting on her nice set of tits and firm ass would be the best way to get things started, that's when she handcuffed me for trespassing. I'm into some kinky shit so I was all chill and let it happen, but now I'm being fined. Can you believe that shit? It worked out though in the end cause the officers name was written on the papers. Figure I'll message her later today to see if she's single.

I have achieved enlightenment, being educated in the ways of the big Z man, having studied his ways. I know I have a long way to go before I'll be even close to his level of alpha but the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. So where all the single ladies at? To make this go easier please make sure to link your social media accounts to make it easier for me cyberstalk you for awhile, just so I can get a better idea of who you are before we talk. Why, just the other day I was at a bar drinking some cheap beer when a smoking hot 10/10 walked in, I didn't say anything to her obviously but I managed to find out her name and looked her up on Facebook, I was gonna watch her for a couple days before messaging her to get things started. I think coming on strongly would be the best strategy since real alpha men get to the point and don't be around the bush. I'll just be like "hey babe I saw you the other day and thought to myself, damn those are some big titties, they'd look even better with my head between them" I imagine that should be enough to get that bitch to fall head over heels for me. It's all about confidence. Confidence and persistence, mostly persistence.

I think I just found my new favorite anime of all time, thx for the recommendation!

Could you ask Zeni what he ranked in this?

What is this E7 AO, and why does it sound disappointing?

16. Don't really know if that's good or bad.

So, apparently a disgruntled Naughty Dog dev went and leaked a ton of shit about the game, such as videos, text, and so on. Reading about what's to happen in the game... I won't be getting it... at all. It is a shame cause I really liked the first one, and was planning on getting the 2nd one at some point. It doesn't help that you have Troy Baker urging people to go into it with an open mind, having no clue on if people will like or hate the game. I found this on a facebook post about what to expect, obvious major game spoilers. God this shit looks and sounds horrible as all hell. I'm sure the gameplay will be nice and good, but the only way I see myself playing this game is if it was on sale for less than $15 and/or if they did a PC release.

You had all that time to make a little video for your not flat world, but not enough to take a quick dick pic. wtf man