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To be realistic, when you say how many grapes can you fit in your b hole, pretty much talking about your colon / large intestines, and considering it's designed to be able to stretch, it able to stretch pretty damn big, if some fucking lunatic were serious about wanting to see how many grapes they could fit up their ass, easily a hundred I'd imagine, more so if they get mashed together while inside their ass.
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oh God, that reminded me of some article I've seen a couple years back about folks sticking things up their asses and having to go to the hospital to get them removed. There was one guy that had a condom filled with nuts and bolts that he stuck up there, and another crazy bastard that stuck up some sex toy and then a blob of cement. The article was written from some doctors perspective on that, him mentioning he quickly learned (with the same people coming back) that them sticking that stuff up there was only half the thrill for them, the second half is getting someone to reach up there to remove it.
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The Z Man sounds like a pretty smart and well informed guy, I hope I get the honor of meeting him one day.
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So is the avatar supposed to be you? My avatar is a picture of me and my kid.
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Woah man, talking about the Z man like that is uncalled for, the big Z is a great guy, as alpha as it gets.
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Lets say there's a guy that spends his free time looking at porn, posting memes, playing vidya games, lurking on the internet, but still manages to be an alpha male. Would you be friends with that guy?
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Will you be my friend : )
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NASA reportedly finds evidence of parallel universe
Distinct Lunatic replied to Disposable Alt's topic in Free-For-All
For a good while now the belief in more than one universe has been becoming more and more common in the astronomy community. We've gone from the scope of our solar system to our galaxy to billions or trillions of other galaxies existing, so the next step is that our universe is essentially a bubble existing alongside billions or trillions of other universes. In astronomy when it comes to the Bootes void, it being a sphere that spans 330 million lightyears, it being a void with very, very few galaxies in it. I've seen videos where one of the theories being tossed around is another universe alongside ours might have bumped into ours, creating that insanely huge void. -
Zack Snyder’s Justice League is real, hits HBO MAX in 2021
Distinct Lunatic replied to Jman's topic in Movies & Television
These people are fucking morons. The JL movie was fucking garbage and they rallied behind this with the assumption it was some fabled good version of the film. These dumb fucks will likely watch it and realize that it's even worse than what they got with the normal release. -
For the last 15 days I've been focused on my OSRS addiction. When it comes to the game I usually have periods of a many months straight where I don't feel like playing it, but when the urge hits me I'll play it religiously for several weeks to a month or so straight, I'm at the start of my 3rd week in this, hence why I've been absent from here. My stats as of today, I haven't really gotten my combat skills up that much since I left off several months back. I got my strength up once, my magic up 2 or 3 levels, ranged up once and that was it. As far as melee skills go, once I get defense to 81 I'm very likely gonna stop training melee for the foreseeable future since range and magic dominate the game. As far as other skills, I got 99 cooking back in my second month on the account, back in the day I was never able to get a 99 skill, I got to the halfway point with woodcutting (lvl 92), so this time around I went for a skill that was easily obtainable. As for prayer I got that one several months ago in my last big osrs binge, that cost like 150-200 mil in dragon bones. Runecrafting I got from 57 to 66 and I do plan on getting to at least 75 with it so that I can use the giant pouches from the abyss, to make some absolute killer profit from rcing. Construction I only level up as required for quests. Agility I made a big jump in, from 60 to 69 (nice), I spent a good amount of time doing the Kandarin hard diary since it speeds up that training as well as gives me more marks of grace. I got around crafting lvls, to 70 as required for the Monkey Madness 2, which I fucking loathed doing but was very rewarding and worth it, especially since it unlocks a real nice training area for magic. Fletching is a skill I intend on getting to 99 at some point since it's an easy on to obtain. Slayer and hunter I only do as needed for achievements or quests. I got my mining and smithing up a fair amount. Farming I've spent several millions on getting to 70, it required for a few hard achievement diaries, I'm so glad to be done with it for the foreseeable future. When it comes to thieving that's the one I started focusing on since the other day, I'm doing so much to boost it since it has the potential to net 1.4mil per hour profit. I spent so long getting all the requirements to do the Ardougne hard diary which increases successful pickpocket rate by 10%, I went and got full rogues den outfit which when worn always gives you double loot, and I'm doing this one stupid farming minigame since a reward gives you something that makes pickpocketing master farmers very profitable. As far as quests go, I've done so many over the last 2 weeks, I have 234 of 266 quest points, to the point where I'm considering going for the quest cape, but I'm hesitant on that since two grandmaster difficulty quests Dragon Slayer 2 and Song of the Elves I fucking loathe the idea of doing because how difficult the are, I died like a dozen times to Monkey Madness 2 and lost around 16mil to that quest, so I'm not looking forward to doing those 2. And supposedly next month or so they'll be releasing a new grandmaster difficulty quest.
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I legit think my house might be haunted
Distinct Lunatic replied to Distinct Lunatic's topic in Free-For-All
The only possible encounter I might have had was when I was around 4 years old, my long term memory is so much better than my short term memory, there being a few memories I have even as far back as 3 years old. When I was around 4 we lived in this one house in a part of town that is ghetto as hell now of days, back then there were some folks that lived across the street from us, we were hanging out with them, the way their house was they had some kind of family room or entertainment room down in their basement, I remember heading downstairs, and there was a door to the side that I was curious about and when I opened the door what looked like a white transparent man was standing at the end of the room which was apparently a laundry room, he started walking towards me and I panicked and quickly closed the door and continued downstairs, though I didn't talk to anyone about it. That would have been 23/24 years ago so realistically it could have been anything, but considering how I was 3 or 4 and I could tell that he was a ghost without knowing what that is, I think might mean something. That's one thing I find myself doing all the time is going through memories from the past, I think the reason why my short term memory is becoming shit is because I'm always making sure to keep my long term memories in my head, it truly feels like if I stop thinking about the past those memories will go away in which case it'll feel like my past never happened. There being things and people I need to keep alive in my head. -
What happens if the bride misses the wedding?
Distinct Lunatic replied to Ultima's topic in Free-For-All
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I legit think my house might be haunted
Distinct Lunatic replied to Distinct Lunatic's topic in Free-For-All
There's two big floorbeds along the front of my house that are elevated that I need to remove at some point cause they trap moisture against the wall that might be seeping through, whenever I do remove them I want to put some kind of hedges or shrubbery there to decorate the front, might look into that stuff. I consider myself more spiritual than religious. -
I legit think my house might be haunted
Distinct Lunatic replied to Distinct Lunatic's topic in Free-For-All
I have a weird mix of some Buddhist beliefs mixed with some Christian parts, as well as a couple others mixed in. I believe in a maker but don't believe in the bibles version and see that book as a collection of fiction and exaggerations. In my 27 years I've had some experiences and have heard a lot of encounters guys I've worked with have to where I do think ghosts might be real. I'll do the sage and see where that goes -
I legit think my house might be haunted
Distinct Lunatic replied to Distinct Lunatic's topic in Free-For-All
Unless it gets to the point of there's definitely something freaky going on that can't be disputed I don't want to spend the money. I am legit considering burning sage or something though -
I legit think my house might be haunted
Distinct Lunatic replied to Distinct Lunatic's topic in Free-For-All
I'm too cheap to buy a camera. -
I legit think my house might be haunted
Distinct Lunatic replied to Distinct Lunatic's topic in Free-For-All
I remember back when I was in high school I legit believed that one Ben drowned LoZ creepypasta, at least until I read the later parts of it when it then sounded like shit. Back when I was around 10 I had a best friend that lived right next door to me, me hanging out with him all the time. His parents always mentioned there being ghosts in their house, which I do think is probable. There were times when I stayed the night that I could hear shit being moved downstairs in their living room, the way their house was, them being a family of 5, there was 2 bedrooms upstairs, his parents having one and his 2 brothers having the other, his "room" was basically a big room that the stairs went up to, meaning if anyone had went downstairs they'd have to walk through the room, and there was none of that. -
I legit think my house might be haunted
Distinct Lunatic replied to Distinct Lunatic's topic in Free-For-All
Inb4 the one guy that seems like he stalks me cause every time I've mentioned something about ghosts wants to dislike that and spew his atheist bullshit. -
I bought and moved into this house March 13th of this year, the only backstory I got for the house was that the parents were in a nursing home and their daughter whose living on the east coast was selling it. Since the beginning things have felt pretty weird, especially in the 1st month here there were a lot of sounds and noises going on. The way the floorplan is, my computer room is at the very end of a hardwood floored hallway where you can't walk along it at all without the floor squeeking, my pc desk is set up along the wall right next to the door, and there's been so many times where I'd be sitting at my desk doing whatever with the door open and it would legit sound like someone or something was passing through the hallway, there was a bunch of times I ended up walking around my house to make sure no one else was in there, me living on my own. Another thing is in the two months that I've lived here, I had my cat with me, her being 10 years old and for over a month now there'd be random times where she acts like she's tweaking out, hard to describe in words, but that's one thing about here is she spends most of her time hiding, she adjusted to the move just fine and will wonder around the house but with her behavior it really feels like she's hiding from something. There being times she could by lying on the bed but go on alert and start wriggling around clawing at the bed. As for me it feels harder to fall asleep tonight, could just be me being somewhat paranoid after looking into all this stuff and the possible signs but I feel like I'm being watched. Another thing that doesn't help is I was told by my realtor the old couple was in a nursing home or whatever, but in my 1st month here this one old neighbor lady was talking to me, her being on my doorstep and inviting herself in after I opened it, her talking about the house and how she knew the couple well, I mentioned what I was told about them, that being when she told me the couple both died over a year ago. I should have asked if they died inside the house. I'm not gonna go to her house and start asking her about ghosts, but if I run into her outside I think I will try asking more about things. Cause I'm pretty fuckin creeped out in all honesty.
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I put together a semi-fancy PC last week
Distinct Lunatic replied to Rogue_Alphonse's topic in Free-For-All
my motherboard does that whenever I stick more ram sticks into it or put in a beefy graphics card. -
I put together a semi-fancy PC last week
Distinct Lunatic replied to Rogue_Alphonse's topic in Free-For-All
Here in my county in Illinois supposedly they're gonna be having a voting session very soon about opening things back up by next month. What I'll likely do is upgrade to a 3950X for my main pc, that being pretty insane having a 16 core cpu. I'll likely stick with my 2080S, but what I think I'll do is redo the mITX pc I use in my living room. That pc uses a ryzen 2700 with my old 1070 graphics card. What I think I'll do is buy an mITX B550 motherboard when those come out (the annoying thing about the 3rd gen is there's only like 2 mITX 3rd gen motherboards, that going to change with the B550 chipset) and then use my 3700x in that system. I think I'll do a gpu upgrade, but just to something reasonable like a 2060 or the Super version or maybe even the 3060 when that comes out. The monitor for my main pc (the one I'm intending the 3950x for) is a 2560x1440p 165hz Gsync monitor. My mITX living room pc with the 1070 is connected to a 4k tv, 4k gaming definitely not something the 1070 is suited for. -
I put together a semi-fancy PC last week
Distinct Lunatic replied to Rogue_Alphonse's topic in Free-For-All
Supposedly the govt is gonna be deciding upon doing monthly stimulus checks, my guys are saying that it could come out to 2 grand a month for the next 6 months. If that does come to pass I'd definitely use that to pay off the rest of my car (which has 2 months worth of payments left) as well as my two credit cards (combined amount of $400-500), I'd also want to pay off the remainder of a three thousand dollar loan I have, but one thing I'm thinking strongly of doing is replacing the ryzen 7 3700x cpu I have with a 3950x. It's so much more power than I'll ever utilize, but I would love to have it. I would love to upgrade to Nvidia's upcoming GPUs, but I have a watercooled 2080 Super that will do me fine for the forseeable future, I might instead put that money towards the Vive Index.