I don't drink the carp either, seems like it would be difficult.
I drink black like 80% of the time nowadays, the other 20% is various fancy iced coffees. So what's your favorite coffee, ghostrek?
The Dreamcast didn't actually sell that bad, for example it sold better than the Wii U in the years it was on the market. But Sega was in the hole already after the Saturn/Sega CD/32X.