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So hold on... The Z Man tells me that on the message boards that came before these that everyone was fine with him trying to wifey 18 year old HS Stacys, but now it suddenly makes him a pedo? That sounds like quite a hypocritical stance. Sounds like jealousssssssy 😏

We're all in this together. If the Z Man is being watched (not true, they're watching the community because of moose, viper, and Packard), then we're all being watched. He just texted me, I'll let you know later on what's going on.

Red-pilled alpha dance moves, that's how the ladies get the good good stuff later that night

If you're an FBI agent, you better back off. My boy Z Money already handled you guys once before.

Does anybody have any favorite memories of the Z Man?

You the real papi chulo. Yessir... Uh huh 😭

Ummm that's not a good idea. He could be dangerous, and you haven't met him yet, so calling him your bf is... well... 😳😳😳

I can feel their presence out there. I bet they lurk around and read these forums. But do they have the courage to join us? To dance with us?

The Z Man told me about that. It was supposed to be the next big thing on the internet. What happened to those boards?

I know of someone.

Ya guys gotta help him! There's a lot of people from YouTube looking for the Z Man in real life!

He's going to conduct a phone interview with a well known criminal to see what made him do it and to see if he can convince him to confess (the criminal has been in denial for decades). If he can get a confession recorded, he'll do what no professional in the field has been able to do. Just hope the criminal doesn't turn him away, because he does have to travel a bit to get to the prison.

You know that scene in Halloween III when Tom Atkins's character is in the motel room and he's saying he'll sleep outside and the girl is like "Where do you really wanna sleep?" and he's like "That's a stupid question" or something like that and then he makes love to her, yeah well I want that to happen to me too and with a normal young woman, not someone you've gotta pay.

*wipes away tears* They grow up so fast! He's getting everyone to subscribe to his life philosophies and remind people of what it was like when America used to be great and alphas ruled the planet.

That's the SJW/LGBT Toucan Sam.

My friend agrees with you. They made him flip out on a YouTube video recently and he was right, but a hundred of them teamed up on him, it was the Avengers vs. Thanos.

It'll be rated R.

It's tentatively going to be called "Absolved Sins". In the movie, he is a priest by day and a vigilante by night, and various women from his past come to him on a regular basis to confess their sins and tell sobs stories of their failed relationships, and he always adds in some witty or cool lines like "Wasn't there somebody else you should have chosen over those guys? Maybe then you would have only had one successful relationship and no failures" or something like that. And, like I said, he's a vigilante by night and saves women from bars and such. Well anyway, the stories of a few of the women who confess to him all intertwine and he finds himself caught up trying to solve a murder mystery, but he has to keep the identities of the women from the confession booth a secret or else he'll be thrown out of the priesthood. It's going to be a cool action thriller and love story. He's currently looking for actresses on the internet because it's low budget and he still needs his town's permission to film in the church a few blocks away from him and gain access to the confession room.

Can she file for divorce after missing the wedding? He's worried and is considering every scenario in the event that she isn't there.

He just bestowed a tender kiss upon her lips. She was 18 in this episode.

The Z Man is getting married once the pandemic is over, but the young woman he's planning to marry has been extremely difficult to get in contact with because of all the chaos. What happens if he holds the wedding and she doesn't show up? Does she have to pay him or something?

I hope that dude marries her and they have three or four children together. 👫

This is like that scene in Falling Down when the real product just doesn't look the same as it did in the ads.

Isn't that the guy who kept an army of rats in his basement?

The Z Man texted me this one. He said no haircut in over two months.