Rogue_Alphonse

Driving on to the beach early in the AM with friends, setting up a daycamp, and act like I'm fishing.

Friday I was working too fast and had to find ways to kill half an hour. I was so bored I took a selfie.

If only they'd get the front end alignment right and stop using cheap rear wheel bearings! The whole store can hear when I am running toward the ice cream!

No but I smoke carts AYEEEEEE

Even wagon?

Someone is mad at her up my way because I have seen like 9 of them hit by cars on back roads, one walking distance from my house. Any time I see a live one on the road I stop and carry it to the side its facing.

Vamped does not yell. I read that as if she did. I'm crying.

I had taken a huge bong hit last night and my mind went wild. My bf is Southern, calls it a basket. Boston/Providence area calls it a carriage. "Buggy" has been heard on the Delmarva Peninsula down into the Carolinas. It is a FUCKING CART you USE for SHOPPING.

Jesus Christ lmao. Also Shopping cart is the correct answer.

What is this called.

She turned a year old yesterday. (I would have posted yesterday but we were at the beach all day lol)

Boyfie and I at a Modest Mouse & Pixies concert. @Em7add4 was off frame smoking a cigarette.

I support local tackle shops

I still ride the wave of ways around inspection (except my truck, because its new enough to just pass). Really because of emissions. And some states only have emissions. Like sure, a kid ran out in the street after a ball and my clapped out shitbox lost brakes and murdered the kid, but at least it had catalytic converters.

The issue here is that I'd have to go into a Walmart.

I keep most of my tools in my company van so I'd just roll up in that. I'd probably have to throw in some of my "maintenance man" stuff since everything in my van is "Forklift/Equipment mechanic" stuff now but like, I do use pipe wrenches still... for example lmao

Hoagies.

I don't keep it in the freezer.