Rogue_Alphonse

Cock

If I decide to keep it. Currently it's going to be a flip. I just washed it today. 20 years of grime built up on it erased in an instant. It's a nice boat.

I am already a butt pirate

Do you want to hear that

HELL YEAH RAISE KALE

I work(ed... last day there was today) at a mobile home park by the beach. Our security mentioned< "Someone just take this boat out of my yard." So I got a title and aired up the 20 year old tires sunk in the ground and dragged it home.

Registration card. It was the nice price of $0.00.

At least I won't be doing anything strenuous, especially with my skin condition. Reaching and twisting are the worst. ;-;

They got lost in the piles of trash on the floor of said houses.

Outside in the winter will suck but it's nothing new to me XD

Time to make a change :3

More free certifications and licenses too!

What if. It's happened before

Tomorrow. I took a job with an environmental management service company. I never thought I'd ever have something like that on my resume, but hey.. they like my skillset and there is endless pay incentives. But also, it pays more, I won't be on call and I don't have to deal with nasty ass peoples' nasty ass houses.

Imagine being part of a thing

It's my ex gf lol

Every 2 years I tweak the negative post with a big ass channel lock... which breaks that cell, so then I can warranty it out. Perpetual free batteries

Jesus fuck. For future reference, if a starter decides to ass out, you can usually lightly rap on it with a hammer and it'll "un-stick" itself. At least it would be enough to drive it to where you can have it repaired and save you that tow bill.

Could be worse. It could be cum. Actually that's better, come to think of it

B I R TH

what a troublemaker

I don't think i have ever spent even close to $1000 in one go on car repair or maintenance. Excluding tires.

She came from a family of Italian foods. Her mother is Latte. Father, Cannoli. Their house siblings are Meatball (the eldest), (Mama) Mia, Gelato, Pesto. The friends who accidentally ended up with these puppies also gave one to a family member, and his name is Anchovy. She already had a Rigatoni. We have a problem