Rogue_Alphonse

Tomorrow. I took a job with an environmental management service company. I never thought I'd ever have something like that on my resume, but hey.. they like my skillset and there is endless pay incentives. But also, it pays more, I won't be on call and I don't have to deal with nasty ass peoples' nasty ass houses.

Imagine being part of a thing

It's my ex gf lol

Every 2 years I tweak the negative post with a big ass channel lock... which breaks that cell, so then I can warranty it out. Perpetual free batteries

Jesus fuck. For future reference, if a starter decides to ass out, you can usually lightly rap on it with a hammer and it'll "un-stick" itself. At least it would be enough to drive it to where you can have it repaired and save you that tow bill.

Could be worse. It could be cum. Actually that's better, come to think of it

B I R TH

what a troublemaker

I don't think i have ever spent even close to $1000 in one go on car repair or maintenance. Excluding tires.

She came from a family of Italian foods. Her mother is Latte. Father, Cannoli. Their house siblings are Meatball (the eldest), (Mama) Mia, Gelato, Pesto. The friends who accidentally ended up with these puppies also gave one to a family member, and his name is Anchovy. She already had a Rigatoni. We have a problem

Say hi to Biscotti

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Ew no.

Do what

That's Rhode Island.

Barfleet.

I already took Friday off.

Why am I doing this to myself.

so she was ... ... Cyberbullying?

She was, yes. Sorry, I had taken way too big of a hit of Biscotti Gelato and went full send on thought processes last night. XD