Rogue_Alphonse

I know it isn't I'm not a hypochondriac, I just like to joke exaggeratingly about it being horrible. If I was, I would have gone to the ER when I got home last Monday, not to Urgent Care 8 days after it happened

I was trying to wait it out until I sneezed and damn near passed out. For now, I have heavy duty ibuprofen. If it isn't any better in 3 days.... X-rays and oxy's!

I'm not a fan of body hair. And no, I fell climbing into an attic last week.

Let's hope a rib splintered and is impaling my lung.

Yes, there is a whole channel. Yes, I watch it with a demonic laugh.

Go do something

No, Brett.

You missed a lot.

eat shit

Hey look, Zeni is fucking wrong again!

I was busy 4 days ago.

I'm still betting Sandy has gotten more pussy than you.

I actually don't have any hard feelings, and don't care if she comes back. She needed a break.

@Em7add4 and I might participate... because he can play guitar and will be here before the 21st.

Go fuck yourself! Wait, am I doing it right?

I would, but she probably would wish death upon my future children I'll never have, again.

Can't judge a book by its cover.

Calzone: Stromboli:

Calzones are too bland.

I thought you couldn't donate blood if you've had gay sex.

HOW DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW WHAT A STROMBOLI IS. Even Italians don't know. Is it just a PA/NJ thing? Even up here in New England... we have calzones but they ain't shit compared to a stromboli. Great, now I am hungry for a cheesesteak stromboli.

I still owe you >;P

Asian seasoned, pepper baconed, sharp cheddar cheesed, Stubb's Sweet Heated, and grilled to juicy perfection with a side of beer fries. Aw yeah.

Long for me is 8 hours or more... if I’m driving. If I’m not driving, 5 is long

Philadelphia stop? The cops in philly do it...