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Why did you take a laxative?

You ruined it!

X GON GIVE IT TO YA

Just offer to sit on his face.

I remember being an asshole.

Battered and deep fried I mean what

Exercised. Did some chores. Gonna play some video games.

I only skimmed this thread and have no real experience with dating but I’m gonna add my two cents from advice I’ve received from friends. Maybe just ask her if she wants to hit up a local bar more or less platonically. And by bar I don’t mean a sports bar. Just a chill place to grab a pint and eat some nice food. My friends say this is a good plan for me (who is absolutely clueless) so probably a good plan for you.

If Foo Fighters came around here I’d snap those tickets up

Never been to one. At least outside of school concerts.

Terry Crews

Why not be naked? Naked is great. That’s what blankets are for I guess there are benefits to living upstairs Get home, take a bath, be naked

Edit: Wait I get it. Now I’m the idiot.

It’s from the old Lithium boards. If you made a thread with only a title it would be automatically labeled “-nt” at the end of the title.

I have a 50’ flat screen tv. I’m gonna watch some sports.

I’m pretty okay sometimes

I can get cable for something like 100/m but I don’t care about non sports things on cable. Are there any reasonably priced/good quality other ways?

If so, why?

Welcome to the grand tour grand tour grand tour Welcome to the grand tour dragon ball gee teeeeeeee

It ripped into my roof and made a home there. They’re not cute. They’re demons.

Good. Fuck raccoons.

Water

More waifu will destroy your laifu

My dick is too big