ITasteLikeSex

A black woman and a white man get caught in a crazy science experiment and end up fused together! They’ll have to figure out how to not only live with each other but also the AI that accidentally put them all together. Rob Schneider stars in The Hooha, rated PG-13.

They share a hooha?

So it’s the good old days of IB but with fewer people

Should I turn back now?

You’re more of a Krillin

Thicc ass you say?

Well you’d be wrong! I’m still kinda fat!

Diet? Are you calling me fat?

Buy me dinner first.

You are BREAKING the RULES

It’s for ME to be mean to YOU. Not the other way around.

I have no idea who you are Why are you being mean to me?

I thought you were a woman

FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

Don’t tell him what to do. You’re not the dad of him. You are a wiener. A huge wiener in fact.

I like women thick, not round I bet now you’re going to go do things you enjoy that I don’t enjoy and since I don’t like them I think lesser of you as a person for liking those things.

NaBones? More like NaBONERS haha boom gotemmmmmmmmmmm

I will fight every duck on this planet as long as you are one of them

Your mother is so fat she has a hard time standing up

You probably have unresolved emotional issues that negatively impact your daily life

-nt

Inuyashaboy? I haven’t heard that name in years.

Sit on his face

Packard can’t save you from this animal you have become No amount of adorable kittens will atone for for the terrible person you are or will become