ITasteLikeSex

Bruh

Holy fucking shit dude that’s insane. If you’re going to try out diets do keto or something and watch your calories.

I didn’t say stop

We get it. You’re hot.

Lots of good tricks but definitely not a ghost

And their boobs. And their butts. And oh god I’m so lonely.

Wow racist

Come to my place. We can drink rotgut beer and play Sonic Mania.

It’s actually good

Have you considered hitting your kid?

They’re okay. I prefer regular Canada Dry though.

And they’re not offering to share

I have no idea who Madison is

I’m looking for a job. Leave ITasteLikeSex alone! Just leave him alone!

Go ask them to hit the blunt

I’ve seen the light. Sphere earth is a scam from NASA to steal our tax money. We’ve never been to the moon because it doesn’t exist. It’s a reflection from the sun that only appears to set in the evening. The sun just goes so far away we can’t see it directly. That’s why it’s dark outside. The shadow government wants us to believe the earth is a sphere so they can vaccinate us with autism and create an army of slaves to do their bidding. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Depends how much you’ll sit on my face

Then I get tired

But will we break into the old apartment? Can we buy an old house on the Danforth? Will you love me and keep me warm?

White friend for hire here. I provide many services such as: Talking to the police Providing alibis Good credit score General use and abuse of white privilege My fee per service is a one time use n word pass.

I’m not picky

Probably salt and skin Get on it

Is that so much to ask?

Epic for the win!