ITasteLikeSex

Im too sober for this

Were actually jizz cannons?

Pizza in the evening Pizza at pizza time When you’ve got pizza on a pizza you can have pizza pizza time

At least it doesn’t say The Haunted Hooha

U maaaaaad

Sorry if I was too much of a twat to you back in the day

Hi Inuboy

You’re a millenial

Looking good nabberino

You’re a balloon Balloons are GAY

Are you okay?

That’s a person, not a lake

NEVER SAY DIE

“Why didn’t you go to college” ”Why didn’t you get a real job” ”Why do your socks make the laundry room smell weird”

Don’t get caught

2x4 to the head and literally drag her to a doctor

Force of Will was a mistake

Force her somehow. Intervention, ultimatum, whatever.

mthor said it better than me.

Yeah your mom needs a therapist. There’s either something deep going on there or she’s just nuts and needs a doctor.

Naraku is the dumbest anime villain

Anxiety doesn’t work like that. More goes into anxiety than finances. Maybe she had an abusive childhood. Maybe something happened in her life to give her some level of PTSD which is going untreated. Could be her brain is wired wrong. What if despite being taken care of financially she’s terrified she’ll never live up to what’s expected of her?

I certainly disappointed my parents

Fuggs confirmed for drunk