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He'll requested the perfect wedding song, too!

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ya well im sure theres someone out there imagining a blind skinny white boy with weird gastrointestinal problems who wears dresses as their perfect #1 dream guy  :/

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Mashed potatoes doesn't stop being a side dish just because the customer doesn't like the main course.

 

we've been friends for 20 years. im his fine wine. hes just been aging me.

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ya well im sure theres someone out there imagining a blind skinny white boy with weird gastrointestinal problems who wears dresses as their perfect #1 dream guy  :/

Yep.  :)

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lolololol pta is the type to bang sum jock and never tell you. shes a collector of male admirers. i know her type.

 

You mean white?

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Mashed potatoes doesn't stop being a side dish just because the customer doesn't like the main course.

 

Mashed potatoes?  What about the cottage cheese?

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lolololol pta is the type to bang sum jock and never tell you. shes a collector of male admirers. i know her type.

 

Why?  Is she the type who pimps her daughter out?

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Mashed potatoes?  What about the cottage cheese?

 

I wanted to avoid the racial connotations associated with implying she owns a cottage. 

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lolololol pta is the type to bang sum jock and never tell you. shes a collector of male admirers. i know her type.

I like how you act like you're buddy-buddy with her, but the moment someone says she;s better than you is the moment you opt to shit talk her.

 

No need to be so crazy jealous.  >:D

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The euphemism wasn't about fuggs' vagina, so cottage cheese need not apply.

 

I don't approve of comparing her vagina to low fat cheeses and vegetable derivatives on the grounds that these things can be good for you.

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I don't approve of comparing her vagina to low fat cheeses and vegetable derivatives on the grounds that these things can be good for you.

I was going for texture, appearance, and smell, but fair enough.

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