Kagome-san101 Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 in the last week I bought: new satin sheets a satin monogrammed robe a MacBook Pro adult things new coats for my dog Apple TV you know how you laugh at those people who are all like, "hi, I'm *insert princess name* and I'm a shopaholic." I am *insert princess name*. only I'm not a princess. nor does my name reflect one. but the problem is real. at least I still pay all of my bills and mortgage SOMEONE SLAP ME THE NEXT TIME I IMPULSE BUY, I GIVE YOU FULL PERMISSION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Only if you buy me an electric face slapper first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share Posted April 4, 2017 Only if you buy me an electric face slapper first SOLD amazon prime that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 you should be a professional shopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 buy me money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share Posted April 4, 2017 you should be a professional shopper That is the ultimate job. That or reviewing things for money, Real reviews though-not fake, "I was paid to say this" reviews. I would do youtube but I am way too awkward OR A PERSONAL SHOPPER FOR SOMEONE I like where this is going..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share Posted April 4, 2017 buy me money If I could buy money, I would have so much money I could buy EVERYONE money. I will buy you allllll the money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 you can by my personal shopper. but you should know that I pay in monopoly money. and I won't give you money for the things I send you to get. you got to find that somewhere as part of your duties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 I tried satin sheets last year they were so slippery it was Impossible to keep the pillows where I wanted them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 I would only slap you for the apple products and possibly other reasons. ::HMM:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 I only slap butts. Plus, I'm a terrible influence when it comes to spending money. So you will get none of that from me. In fact, you could totally add bath products to that list and start sending me some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 oh i just realized the adult things you would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 If I could buy money, I would have so much money I could buy EVERYONE money. I will buy you allllll the money my bank account awaits you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 adult things lol, dildoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share Posted April 4, 2017 you can by my personal shopper. but you should know that I pay in monopoly money. and I won't give you money for the things I send you to get. you got to find that somewhere as part of your duties you can pay me in unconditional love and acceptance I also except MasterCard but mostly love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share Posted April 4, 2017 I tried satin sheets last year they were so slippery it was Impossible to keep the pillows where I wanted them give them another chance! if you get charmeuse they are worth the slipperiness! you feel like royalty and you superman into your bed and fly off the other side! *disclaimer, leave your pillows on the floor for that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share Posted April 4, 2017 I would only slap you for the apple products and possibly other reasons. ::HMM:: I hate being a brand whore but they are so pretty ::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 I have all of that for you <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 in the last week I bought: new satin sheets a satin monogrammed robe a MacBook Pro adult things new coats for my dog Apple TV you know how you laugh at those people who are all like, "hi, I'm *insert princess name* and I'm a shopaholic." I am *insert princess name*. only I'm not a princess. nor does my name reflect one. but the problem is real. at least I still pay all of my bills and mortgage SOMEONE SLAP ME THE NEXT TIME I IMPULSE BUY, I GIVE YOU FULL PERMISSION Can I just help you use your items instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share Posted April 4, 2017 I only slap butts. Plus, I'm a terrible influence when it comes to spending money. So you will get none of that from me. In fact, you could totally add bath products to that list and start sending me some. but if you slap my bum it's a reward, not discipline > would you also accept bath salts, face masks and Korean beauty products? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share Posted April 4, 2017 oh i just realized the adult things you would. > > OLD HABITS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share Posted April 4, 2017 my bank account awaits you. does your bank account accept cute bunny videos and pictures of my dog? because you will be VERY wealthy indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share Posted April 4, 2017 lol, dildoes and sexy clothes > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 > > OLD HABITS aren't dying anytime soon :fap: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 you already have 150 post... smh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share Posted April 4, 2017 I have all of that for you <3 THEN WE RICH AND THE WORLD IS OUR OYSTER! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share Posted April 4, 2017 Can I just help you use your items instead? YES! as long as we can also shop online WHILE we use said items!!!! face masks and alcohol and platinum plastic, baby!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share Posted April 4, 2017 aren't dying anytime soon :fap: :D no, no they are not!!! AND NEITHER IS MY DEBT MUHUHAHAHAAAAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share Posted April 4, 2017 you already have 150 post... smh me?! I told you I missed this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 no, no they are not!!! AND NEITHER IS MY DEBT MUHUHAHAHAAAAA In debt from dildos. That's the funniest shit I've heard all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 me?! I told you I missed this! Now all ya need to do is meet sum actual board members. Me and Ben have met quite a lot. Him... way more than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 In debt from dildos. That's the funniest shit I've heard all week. actually those are the things I buy upfront > you know, in case for some odd reason I lose my job and they decide to repo my shit but then again..... I don't think they WOULD repo those..... so maybe I've been doing this backwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 actually those are the things I buy upfront > you know, in case for some odd reason I lose my job and they decide to repo my shit but then again..... I don't think they WOULD repo those..... so maybe I've been doing this backwards yea i dont think the bank will liquidate dildos if you go bankrupt. :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 Now all ya need to do is meet sum actual board members. Me and Ben have met quite a lot. Him... way more than me. we've actually talked about it! when he moves up to RI! that's basically just mini CT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 yea i dont think the bank will liquidate dildos if you go bankrupt. :D :D :D GOOD BECAUSE I WOULD CUT THEM women have needs damnit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 we've actually talked about it! when he moves up to RI! that's basically just mini CT! Ben's heart lies in Philly, he'll always come back to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 In debt from dildos. That's the funniest shit I've heard all week. Is it dildos or dildoes? Also who is dil and what does he do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 but if you slap my bum it's a reward, not discipline > would you also accept bath salts, face masks and Korean beauty products? Why yes, i will accept them and add them to my ever growing collection as a result of my own spending habit.... buuuut we're not here to talk about my habits. Ain't nobody got time for that. also, its not meant to be a disciplinary action >.> i was never really good at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 YES! as long as we can also shop online WHILE we use said items!!!! face masks and alcohol and platinum plastic, baby!!!! I'M GAME!! > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 GOOD BECAUSE I WOULD CUT THEM women have needs damnit <3 <3 yer damn right! <3 <3 i think i should consult you with my recent indecision you seem like you would have good taste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 Ben's heart lies in Philly, he'll always come back to us. not once he's had a taste of the good life up here!!!! I'm lying it sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Ben's heart lies in Philly, he'll always come back to us. And Delaware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 Why yes, i will accept them and add them to my ever growing collection as a result of my own spending habit.... buuuut we're not here to talk about my habits. Ain't nobody got time for that. also, its not meant to be a disciplinary action >.> i was never really good at that then we will have it ALL!!!!!! your habits and my habits combined means we will own the world and it will owe us for our greatness!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 not once he's had a taste of the good life up here!!!! I'm lying it sucks I'll be with my bf and an hour from Boston so I'll be having fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 I'M GAME!! > Jeff said you will always return to Philly and I can't deal with abandonment! ::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 <3 <3 yer damn right! <3 <3 i think i should consult you with my recent indecision you seem like you would have good taste YES!!!! let it on me, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 I'll be with my bf and an hour from Boston so I'll be having fun then it will be worth it!!!!!!! boyfriends are the best and so is Boston! CT sucks unless you want to swim in lakes and have camp fires and drink beer and listen to me yodel > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 then we will have it ALL!!!!!! your habits and my habits combined means we will own the world and it will owe us for our greatness!!!!!! i think the beauty queens would just end up slaughtering us in our sleep once they caught on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 then it will be worth it!!!!!!! boyfriends are the best and so is Boston! CT sucks unless you want to swim in lakes and have camp fires and drink beer and listen to me yodel > I mean.I know CT. Lmao. Those things are true I guess. Never did any of that up there though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 why an apple tv? can't a regular tv satisfied your needs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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