Good shopping, today

[[classic swim]]

[stilgar]

You know what was fun, that time packard doxed himself.

[discolé monade]

3 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

When the coffee is listed in the soft drink column, along side the tea, the Bai, the soy milk, the pennywort, etc. , it's a soft drink simply because it doesn't belong in the hard drink column unless the Wild Turkey is mixed with it.

wait...ok. wait. 

now i get it. 

is he talking about an invoice? lmao..is he talking about all these products being on an invoice? or a list that just happens to list 'soft drinks' , on the same page in other words?

lol

seriously?

[discolé monade]

1 hour ago, [classic swim] said:

 

lmao...i hate that i know this album. this was one of those that the old man would BLAST on saturday morning at like 0500, so we could start cleaning the house. 

[scoobdog]

4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Damn then he really acts way older

we’re Gen X and don’t behave like dumb fuckin boomers romanticizing the days when 7 year olds were able to hold full time jobs, like how he does. 

I’m genuinely disappointed in our generation.  Bunch of fucking conservative crybabies.

[1pooh4u]

6 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

When the coffee is listed in the soft drink column, along side the tea, the Bai, the soy milk, the pennywort, etc. , it's a soft drink simply because it doesn't belong in the hard drink column unless the Wild Turkey is mixed with it.

No there is no soft drink column you fuckin dink and no regulation that makes them behave like there are columns or that coffee is a soft drink regardless of what’s in it. Stop trying to shift goal posts you big fuckin doofus 

[1pooh4u]

bUt tHeY hAvE dA cOlUmNs durrrr

[1pooh4u]

Every time I read a Crackard response I read it in the voices of Nathan and Mimsy 

iykyk 😆

[SwimOdin]

I’m enacting an old ASMB rule in that a thread has got to be about something. In other words, the boring rule. I mean this in the kindest way possible, nobody gives a fuck about a banal shopping trip you made. You’ve just opened yourself up to trolling g. Which, yes, you love baiting trolls, but I’m not going to allow it with this low effort bullshit. No more banality, in other words. I hope you, and all of us, can comply.

[André Toulon]

@The Evil Dr. Longshadow they opened your trash can back up. Stop ruining other threads with your ho' ass shit.

[[classic swim]]

Make another one please @The Evil Dr. Longshadow 

[UwPp]

I purchased an ounce of marijuana and got 8 blunt wraps for free.

 

Now thats a story. 

[discolé monade]

 and....

AND!!!!!!

i bet they don't even have a smell. 

[André Toulon]

He's never going to show me the shirt, is he😢

Edited 10 hours ago by André Toulon

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

8 hours ago, André Toulon said:

He's never going to show me the shirt, is he😢

Red polo.

[André Toulon]

46 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Red polo.

Bullshit, prove it

[discolé monade]

all the sudden, jake from state farm lookin' juicy. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

On 7/10/2025 at 3:37 PM, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

3.25 miles in fifty minutes.

 

Yeah, I know.  Quoting myself.

Check for distance between English Creek Shoprite and English Creek Dollar tree.

Covered in four minutes.

[[classic swim]]

5 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Check for distance between English Creek Shoprite and English Creek Dollar tree.

Why don’t you check it yourself?

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, [classic swim] said:

Why don’t you check it yourself?

I did, aleady.  The fact you're even asking only shows me that you can't walk it in the same time or less.

[[classic swim]]

1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I did, aleady.  The fact you're even asking only shows me that you can't walk it in the same time or less.

Yeah because I don’t live near English Creek Shoprite or English Creek Dollar Tree.

Ask your bum cigarette dealer instead if he knows. 

[naraku360]

13 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Yeah, I know.  Quoting myself.

Prove it.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

4 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Yeah because I don’t live near English Creek Shoprite or English Creek Dollar Tree.

Ask your bum cigarette dealer instead if he knows. 

You don't have to be near them.  Any two points of equal distance will do.