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1 minute ago, Insipid said:

That's not called pulling numbers out one's ass. I showed you how I arrived at my conclusion. I know you aren't that short.

Looks like one is severely lacking quantitative reasoning, what a shocker.

Then, you just simply don't know my height at all and none of your supposed math can help you guess at it.

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Oh my God, this thread is ludicrously long.

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I just did. They laughed in my face and called me retarded. 😭

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It’s very fortunate he can’t drive. Packard would guaranteed get a job as a bus driver just to sniff all the seats.

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17 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Coffee is not a narcotic, nor is it being sold in the U.S. as contraband and it does not turn people into zombies.  So, trying to lump it in with crack isn't any different from trying the same with orange juice.

Your cigs are so you’re a crackhead for smoking contraband cigarettes.

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3 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I'm shorter than six feet and taller than 4'8".

Don’t look like it to me.  Say, why don’t you mark a doorframe with your height and take a picture? 

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9 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Then, you just simply don't know my height at all and none of your supposed math can help you guess at it.

Math isn't magic. I am just working with what was stated in this thread. No, I don't know your height, but that wasn't the point.

Anyway, 1.3333x equals 7 feet

7 feet divided by 1.333 equals 5.25 feet, which is 5 feet 3 inches.

I would not be surprised if that is your actual height, but again, not the point.

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6 minutes ago, Insipid said:

Math isn't magic. I am just working with what was stated in this thread. No, I don't know your height, but that wasn't the point.

Anyway, 1.3333x equals 7 feet

7 feet divided by 1.333 equals 5.25 feet, which is 5 feet 3 inches.

I would not be surprised if that is your actual height, but again, not the point.

So, where did the "1.3333x" originate?

 

Anyway, I'm 67 inches tall, which is about the same as Dog the Bounty Hunter.

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24 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Coffee is not a narcotic, nor is it being sold in the U.S. as contraband and it does not turn people into zombies.  So, trying to lump it in with crack isn't any different from trying the same with orange juice.

I'll play your game. We'll just sit nicotine over there, like it doesnt exist. We'll also bypass the assertion that crackheads are all zombies, because I dare you to find an individual with more energy.

A drug is a substance when introduced to the body causes a psychological effect. Your coffee is a legal drug, but not one required for you to live, thereby making it a recreational drug. Some drugs are classified as stimulants....that includes cocaine (the main ingredient in crack) and coffee. So its not lumping in...its literally a stimulant drug, the same as crack.

You using coffee is exactly the same as someone smoking crack in the vein that you enjoy using recreational stimulants to get high.

Crackhead.

I'm going to add an image before you try to change the definition of stimulants to fit your goofy narrative 

 

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4 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

So, where did the "1.3333x" originate?

.33333 is one third. Scoob claimed he is a third taller. 1.33333 is the coefficient and we are trying to solve for x. When you multiply x by 1.3333, it is equal to seven feet, your claim

As I said, I only used what was provided in this thread. Yes, I am being pedantic but idgaf.

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6 minutes ago, Insipid said:

.33333 is one third. Scoob claimed he is a third taller. 1.33333 is the coefficient and we are trying to solve for x. When you multiply x by 1.3333, it is equal to seven feet, your claim

As I said, I only used what was provided in this thread. Yes, I am being pedantic but idgaf.

So, what is one third of 67 inches?  

What happens when you add one third of 67 to 67?

Scoob claims to be one third taller than 67 inches.

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3 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

So, what is one third of 67 inches?  

What happens when you add one third of 67 to 67?

1.333 times 67 would be over 7 feet. You can the show the work yourself if you want this to mean it proves your point.

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1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

Nah, scoob wouldn't even eat a gummy with me. But you have heavy crackheads energy. Collecting "lost" goods to sell, evading proper channels of commerce to acquire your crack, lack of normal human senses, persistent rambling on several subjects with no knowledge of any of them. S tier crackhead activites 

gold. 

pure gold. 

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1 minute ago, Insipid said:

1.333 times 67 would be over 7 feet. You can the show the work yourself if you want this to mean it proves your point.

Okay, one third of 67 inches = 22.3333333333 inches.

Add

   22.3333333333 inches to 67

Equals 

   89.3333333333 inches

Divide by 12

Equals 

7.4444444444 

That's what Scoob is claiming to be and it didn't need any coefficients or solving for x.

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7 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Okay, one third of 67 inches = 22.3333333333 inches.

Add

   22.3333333333 inches to 67

Equals 

   89.3333333333 inches

Divide by 12

Equals 

7.4444444444 

That's what Scoob is claiming to be and it didn't need any coefficients or solving for x.

I was working backwards from YOUR original claim that he was seven feet, which is why I used algebra. You are not solving for an unknown variable here.

Ok, I am done now. Bravo.

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1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Oh, look who's pulling Einstein's blackboard out of his butt to prove that a common soft drink is a narcotic on the same level as crack or tranq.

when did ANYONE mention soft drinks. 

You do know the "mental" part is the key element in mental gymnastics, right?

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well...couple things lil man...

first...if that's an m1...an it resembles an m1, that rifle from butt to barrel is 43.6 inches = about 3.5 ft. 

now, simple geometry, and algebra can bring us to how many inches...but, insipid pretty much did an alternate maths to get to the equation. 

2nd...

image.thumb.png.b06b8144920527ef63301adbfcf08939.png no man over 5"5' wears their pants like that, except short men, and boys that mums don't know how to hem. 

3rd, you're sporting a size 7.5 shoe,  and you know what they say about a man with small feet...

they are small. 

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bets in..bets in! i got 5"5' PLACE YOUR BETS
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2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Oh, look who's pulling Einstein's blackboard out of his butt to prove that a common soft drink is a narcotic on the same level as crack or tranq.

First of all it’s “she” “her” I will even accept “they”  do not refer to me using male pronouns  

now that that’s out of the way

so you’re tellin me you’re so dumb that you can’t even read a simple pdf on caffeine and nicotine addiction?

ok crackhead go blow a d for some more Chinese cigarettes 

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First of all it’s “she” “her” I will even accept “they”  do not refer to me using male pronouns  

now that that’s out of the way

so you’re tellin me you’re so dumb that you can’t even read a simple pdf on caffeine and nicotine addiction?

ok crackhead go blow a d for some more Chinese cigarettes 

oh...he's pulling this shit on you now. 

cool cool. 

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1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

First of all it’s “she” “her” I will even accept “they”  do not refer to me using male pronouns  

now that that’s out of the way

so you’re tellin me you’re so dumb that you can’t even read a simple pdf on caffeine and nicotine addiction?

ok crackhead go blow a d for some more Chinese cigarettes 

i would have also accepted turkish cigarettes. 

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Just now, discolé monade said:

oh...he's pulling this shit on you now. 

cool cool. 

He always does this to me. He thinks it makes him smart and funny. You know how it is with stupid people 

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1 minute ago, discolé monade said:

i would have also accepted turkish cigarettes. 

I chose Chinese because that’s where the cheap bodega cigarettes with no tax stamp come from 😆

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Dumb ass doesn’t know the difference between caffeine, coffee and soft drinks. He thinks that since they both have caffeine it’s the same thing. 
 

this is the level of stupid we’re dealing with. It’s actually really sad, or it would be had Packard possessed even one redeemable quality to his character 

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6 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

well...couple things lil man...

first...if that's an m1...an it resembles an m1, that rifle from butt to barrel is 43.6 inches = about 3.5 ft. 

now, simple geometry, and algebra can bring us to how many inches...but, insipid pretty much did an alternate maths to get to the equation. 

2nd...

image.thumb.png.b06b8144920527ef63301adbfcf08939.png no man over 5"5' wears their pants like that, except short men, and boys that mums don't know how to hem. 

3rd, you're sporting a size 7.5 shoe,  and you know what they say about a man with small feet...

they are small. 

That's not an M1.  It's not even a rifle.

Those shoes are 9.5

Yes, I like my cuffs to slop over my shoes because showing my socks when I sit down make my jeans look like they shrunk in the wash.

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1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Is it a none alcoholic beverage on its own?

Yes.

That's a soft drink.

No it isn’t. Soft drinks are known for their carbonation and sweetness. Coffee, although nonalcoholic is brewed from beans making them a brewed beverage and not a soft drink

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1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Ahh... the New American Book of Truncated English is brought out once more.

Good job.

Wow you’re really fuckin dumb.  You can’t stand being wrong and yet you always are. Being you must really suck. 

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