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[ghostrek]

some time ai make stuff  that  more off the wall then me  HEADLINE: USS GOJIRA/GODZILLA CREW FACE UNEXPECTED RESISTANCE FROM SESAME STREET AND MUPPET CHARACTERS IN NEW YORK CITY

In a surprising turn of events, the crew of the USS Gojira/Godzilla found themselves in a tense confrontation with a group of Sesame Street and Muppet characters during their deployment to New York City.

According to eyewitness accounts, the naval crew, led by Captain James T. Kirk, was marching through the streets when they were met with a barrage of shotgun fire from the unexpected adversaries.

"It was complete chaos," recounts Hank Hill, the Executive Officer of the USS Gojira/Godzilla. "Grover, Elmo, and the rest of them were popping out of the buildings, shouting warnings and opening fire on us."

While the crew took cover and returned fire, Rear Admiral Godzilla, the Japanese Navy's representative aboard the vessel, did not unleash any energy blasts to suppress the hostile group. Instead, the legendary kaiju stood as a formidable presence, his massive frame casting a shadow over the confrontation.

"Godzilla did not resort to using his energy attacks during the skirmish," Sherlock Holmes, the renowned detective assisting the USS Gojira/Godzilla crew, observed. "His mere presence, however, seemed to lend a sense of support and protection to the naval personnel."

After a tense standoff, the USS Gojira/Godzilla crew was able to push through the blockade, with Hank Hill's team flanking the Sesame Street and Muppet characters and forcing them to retreat.

"We're not going to let a bunch of Muppets and Sesame Street rejects stop us from carrying out our mission," Captain Kirk stated with resolve. "But we'll be ready for any further confrontations that may arise."

The reasons behind the Sesame Street and Muppet characters' hostility towards the USS Gojira/Godzilla crew remain unclear, and the Navy is currently investigating the incident. As the crew continues its mission in New York City, they remain vigilant and prepared, with Rear Admiral Godzilla's steadfast presence providing a sense of reassurance and support.

[[classic swim]]

ghostrek if her pussy smelled like mustard and spam would you still throw down?

[Insipid]

5 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

ghostrek if her pussy smelled like mustard and spam would you still throw down?

[[classic swim]]

She’s retaining all the fluid in her face like a watermelon.

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, [classic swim] said:

ghostrek if her pussy smelled like mustard and spam would you still throw down?

Ima answer for Ghosty.

He absolutely would not because he’s a gentleman who values the comfort of his companion for the evening.  He’ll at least give her the courtesy of a spritz of moonshine in her dainty parts and a line of cocaine before proceeding to her pooper.

[scoobdog]

45 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

She’s retaining all the fluid in her face like a watermelon.

I hope she a’ight.

[[classic swim]]

8 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Ima answer for Ghosty.

He absolutely would not because he’s a gentleman who values the comfort of his companion for the evening.  He’ll at least give her the courtesy of a spritz of moonshine in her dainty parts and a line of cocaine before proceeding to her pooper.

I still wanna see him get down in the trenches. With his nose. I visualize it every day.

[scoobdog]

7 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

I still wanna see him get down in the trenches. With his nose. I visualize it every day.

You didn’t say anything about a discrete sniff.

[Mode 7]

1 hour ago, Insipid said:

[The_annoying_one]

Have I mentioned that I really hate it here sometimes?

 

[[classic swim]]

10 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

You didn’t say anything about a discrete sniff.

Well he still has to sniff and play with Benji’s toasty tots.

[scoobdog]

Ghosty, I don’t get it.

[ghostrek]

12 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Ghosty, I don’t get it.

  Mr.misof theall fictional communities   set  in usa to have a lot of guns and be very anti-federal government, Sesame Street is the one?  sure Mr. rogers (fictional achacter)  was a drug dealer Barrney the Dinusaru worked nights as pimp 

[naraku360]

13 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

Have I mentioned that I really hate it here sometimes?

 

Only sometimes?

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, ghostrek said:

  Mr.misof theall fictional communities   set  in usa to have a lot of guns and be very anti-federal government, Sesame Street is the one?  sure Mr. rogers (fictional achacter)  was a drug dealer Barrney the Dinusaru worked nights as pimp 

That helps a bit.  I'm not hip to what you kids watch on the world wide web these days.

[ghostrek]

3 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

That helps a bit.  I'm not hip to what you kids watch on the world wide web these days.

sarcism dude @scoobdog

[scoobdog]

Just now, ghostrek said:

sarcism dude @scoobdog

Inorite?

[scoobdog]

By the way, does the USS Gojira have a "ramming speed?"

[ghostrek]

3 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

By the way, does the USS Gojira have a "ramming speed?"

?  i don't  the crew  was marcthing in a parada

[scoobdog]

6 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

?  i don't  the crew  was marcthing in a parada

Oh, ok.

[ghostrek]

parade sorry

[André Toulon]

5 hours ago, ghostrek said:

sarcism dude @scoobdog

So you're a sarcist?

As a person with Sarcoidosis, I am greatly offended and I have no choice but to report this 

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