myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

Brings wind up toy teeth to a city council meeting.

[The_annoying_one]

Hid whoopie cushions under all the seats at the city council meeting.

[-Kudasai-]

Wants to bring back 90s Zubaz pants

[The_annoying_one]

Is wearing bell bottoms right this second.

[-Kudasai-]

Wearing his Zubaz as we speak

[[classic swim]]

Sleeping on the couch because his wife didn’t want a donkey in the backyard and he hit her with the HEE HAW

[-Kudasai-]

Every time he sees a group of teenagers he shouts "YOU MEDDLING KIDS!' at them

[[classic swim]]

His wife dropped a bowl of oven hot pizza rolls on his nuts when he was laying on the couch watching Magilla Gorilla.

Because he let donkey track shit all over the house and he said “you smell like a damn donkey ass” to his wife.

[-Kudasai-]

Turns out it wasn't a real donkey him a donkey suit

Edited April 6, 2025 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

We got kicked out of Olive Garden because they don’t allow donkeys in the restaurant and they didn’t believe I wasn’t a real donkey.

[The_annoying_one]

Is developing a sitcom with Mode 7 and neither of them even realize it.

[Seight]

Hollywood agent who is absolutely dreading Pilot Season

[The_annoying_one]

Never returned my call about the supporting role in the Carrot Top biopic.

[-Kudasai-]

Shakes his fist in the air angrily at passing cars

Edited April 6, 2025 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

 members only and parachute pants. he knows whats up.

[-Kudasai-]

Talks like Foghorn Leghorn when stoned

[The_annoying_one]

Is trying to convince MC Hammer to make new music.

[-Kudasai-]

Is too legit to quit

[discolé monade]

never buys me flowers anymore

>_>

[-Kudasai-]

Has made it known that a Venus Flytrap doesn't count as flowers

[The_annoying_one]

Replaced the foam in his couch cushions with mashed potatoes.

[-Kudasai-]

Has started an online petition to bring back the MC Hammer cartoon

Edited April 6, 2025 by Mode 7

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Wants to bring back Leisure Suit Larry.

[-Kudasai-]

Wants another KISS Disco album

[The_annoying_one]

Wants Metallica to do an album with Barry Manilow.

[-Kudasai-]

Wants Metallica to do a cover of "Mandy"

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Wants Barry Manilow to do a cover of Fight Fire With Fire.

[-Kudasai-]

Once tried to use guitar strings as dental floss...it didn't end well

Edited April 6, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Eats sushi with drumsticks instead of chopsticks.

[Seight]

Packs the bowl every time they make Cheerios

[-Kudasai-]

Eats cheeseburgers with a knife and fork

[The_annoying_one]

Eats steak with a whisk.

[mthor]

eats oatmeal with a straw.

 

[-Kudasai-]

Tells people that Mt. Rushmore was carved by lightning 

[The_annoying_one]

Is a master at making little macaroni people.

[Seight]

Created a model of the convenience store from Clerks

[-Kudasai-]

Sleeps with a body pillow of Smurfette

[The_annoying_one]

Has a chimp sidekick named Pierre.

[-Kudasai-]

Idolizes Hefty Smurf

[little_girl_lost]

Doesn't have low self-esteem, and low esteem for everyone else

[The_annoying_one]

Greets people by reciting the first few lines of the Declaration of Independence.

[-Kudasai-]

Arbor Day is the only holiday he celebrates

[discolé monade]

recreates his life's events using taxadermy. squirrels are his forte...and non existant on his property. 

[-Kudasai-]

Has a tattoo of Speed Buggy

[discolé monade]

^nope...but now i want one. 

somehow can get into people's heads...and make them want tatoo's of dangerousely close to good, hanna barberra characters. 

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite comedian of all time is Jokey Smurf

[The_annoying_one]

Favorite actor is one of the extras in The Fast And The Furious.

[-Kudasai-]

Grouchy Smurf is his hero

[[classic swim]]

He’s Kudasai Smurf.

[-Kudasai-]

Smurfed Smurfette