Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Was every criminal that was arrested on Cops. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 16 Posted March 16 (edited) Holds the record for being captured the most times on America's Most Wanted Edited March 16 by Mode 7 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Was the sax player for Black Sabbath when they were still known as the Polka Tulk Blues Band. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 16 Posted March 16 (edited) Has a unhealthy obsession with manscaping Edited March 16 by Mode 7 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Spoiler psst....TAO.... That was meant for Kudz but you posted too fast. 1 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Hide contents psst....TAO.... That was meant for Kudz but you posted too fast. Spoiler Sad react officially removed. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Signed up for Twitter just to heckle and harass certain UEMBers. 1 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Signed up for Twitter just to heckle and harass Elon Musk. 1 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Has made plans to go out next Satruday night and is even taking an overnight bag with him although the contents in said overnight bag are very suspicious 4 hacksaw blades, a handcuff key, rope, a razor blade with money wrapped around it, ball bearings, multiple screwdrivers and a detailed map of Folsom prison...I'll just look the other way and just wish you luck. 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Was a big player in the short-lived vaudeville revival of the 1980s. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 16 Posted March 16 (edited) I almost forgot. inside that suspicious overnight bag are two plane tickets to Saint Tropez Edited March 16 by Mode 7 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Has broken out of many maximum security prisons using nothing but a smile and an empty paper towel roll. 1 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Always carries a skeleton handcuff key everywhere he goes 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Is expecting a visit from Doomer next Saturday with that suspicious overnight bag 4 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted March 16 Posted March 16 didnt know what to do, so just grabbed onto some ducktales 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Writes down every single post before typing it out. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 16 Author Posted March 16 reads various threads and comments from [uemb] in the genre of theatrical shakespeare, and assuming vocals. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Has a feet OnlyFans account. The problem is no one knows who's feet are being used but it's been confirmed that they are not her feet. It's also been confirmed who the number one fan is and I think we all know who it is so I won't bother to mention their name *coughs Dudeco* Excuse me I think I'm coming down with a cold 4 Quote
Seight Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Created the Club Sandwich when they were very hungry 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Is in the process of organizing the world’s largest Macarena flash mob. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Every time he goes to bed he always wakes up the next morning in a morgue 1 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Nichelle Nichols said he was in Alaska hunting polar bears. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Came up with the idea for “Naked and Afraid”. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Watched an ep and thought it’d be better if he was naked. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 16 Author Posted March 16 was on 'naked and afraid', he wasn't a contestant...just liked running around naked. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Hosts a nudists murder mystery theater event every Thursday night. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Hosts nudist puppet shows of Ultraman every Saturday night 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Hosts nudist puppet shows of The Tracey Ullman Show every Thursday night. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Threatens to file a noise complaint every time someone opens their mouth. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 16 Posted March 16 When the neighbors at the very end of the street visit him, he says to the littlest “that’s my recliner, dumbass!” 2 Quote
Seight Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Still trying to figure out why so many people want to do puppet shows while nude 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Needs to know that I’m just along for the ride and have exactly zero interest in getting nude. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 17 Author Posted March 17 can't tune a piano, but can sure tuna fish. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 17 Posted March 17 Took 29 pages of this thread to bust out that zinger. 1 3 Quote
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