discolé monade Posted February 12 Author Posted February 12 found the brown note on a recorder. 5 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted February 12 Posted February 12 Shouts out "omelette du fromage" when he climaxes 5 Quote
Seight Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Their picture is on the wall of the nearest Kroger 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Lost out on Employee Of The Month while working at home in a self-made business. 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 13 Author Posted February 13 calls in sick to places he doesn't work. 1 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 13 Posted February 13 (edited) Spends her free time trying to solve the mystery on how did the Ninja Turtles manage to get money for pizza Edited February 13 by Blazing Puck 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 13 Author Posted February 13 loves to brag about how good his guitar riffs are. problem is, all the strings are G. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Can summon a brutal thunderstorm whenever the wrong person pisses her off. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 13 Author Posted February 13 like to piss me off, so he can sing 'blame it on the rain', by his all time favorite lip syncers. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 13 Author Posted February 13 once was a confidential informant to the canadian mounties. 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 13 Posted February 13 (edited) Is currently awaiting trial for the murder of her imaginary friend Edited February 13 by Blazing Puck 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Still has an imaginary friend. His name is Bartholomew Daniels. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 13 Posted February 13 (edited) Got banned from the public pool for pouring bubble bath into the water Edited February 13 by Blazing Puck 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 13 Author Posted February 13 insists that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Secretly wrote most of the Top 40 hit songs of the 90s. 3 Quote
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Is banned from Canada for fighting with the wrong stick during a hockey tournament. 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Likes to eat burritos with absolutely nothing inside of them. 4 Quote
Seight Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Always orders cheese sauce on the side so they can pour it directly into their mouth 1 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Never had the makings of a varsity athlete. 3 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Used to be an adventurer like me until they took an arrow in the knee. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 13 Posted February 13 (edited) Owns the Jeepers Creepers truck Edited February 13 by Blazing Puck 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Has the Jeepers Creepers theme song as his ringtone. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 13 Posted February 13 He would've gotten away with if it weren't for those meddling kids 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 13 Author Posted February 13 ***time out....shut up scoob. lmao....i snorted. actually scared the cat**** has carboard cutouts of the live action scooby doo movie. he like to LARP in his backyard. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Cuts his toast in the shape of Alfred Hitchcock’s silhouette. 1 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Has posters of Rod Serling all over his bedroom 1 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 14 Author Posted February 14 got lost in the bermuda triangle. no...not the one out there in the atlantic, that new trendy hip store at the mall 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Was the sketch artist that drew that creepy ass sketch of the Night Stalker 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 14 Author Posted February 14 once posed for a sketch artist..... 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Purchased every copy of that porno movie. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 14 Author Posted February 14 (edited) promoted a homemade porno on craig's list. found a box of old homemade porno at a pawn shop in vegas Edited February 14 by discolé monade 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 14 Author Posted February 14 took a piss on the hollywood sign. 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Did the same thing from the top of the Empire State Building. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Makes sea lion noises on the plane to get the crying babies to laugh. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Has a YouTube channel full of lullabies sung in an AI-generated voice. 3 Quote
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