Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 11 Posted June 11 He also posted rave reviews of Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew all over the Internet. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 11 Posted June 11 (edited) Writes a weekly blog about the many uses of Marshmallow Fluff. Spoiler None of these uses have anything to do with food. Edited June 11 by The_annoying_one 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 11 Posted June 11 (edited) Went to comic-con just to throw a shoe at Seth MacFarlane. He hit his target. With a wooden clog. Edited June 11 by Doom Metal Alchemist 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 11 Author Posted June 11 entered a contest last year on 'how should the U.S. of A. celebrate: as a joke, he sent in, ' like the great nero, with gladiators and donkey's ' you have no idea how tightly his sphincter tightned to read the news of UFC on the WH lawn. 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 11 Posted June 11 Roundhouse kicked David Schwimmer in the face and said, "That's what you get for cheating on Rachel!" 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 11 Posted June 11 Celebrates the 4th of July by hosting a rousing reenactment of The Battle Of Gettysburg. The only problem is, everyone has to dress as a turkey. 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 11 Posted June 11 Greatly misunderstood what "jerked chicken" meant. 4 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted June 12 Posted June 12 mailed a single shoe to himself.............in another state 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Painstakingly puts gloves on…one finger at a time. 2 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted June 12 Posted June 12 painstakingly puts condoms on...one penis at a time 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 12 Author Posted June 12 tells people she won the u.s regional yodeling finals. 2016-present. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Built a drive in move theater in her back yard which she host viewings of Mystery Science Theater 3000 every Saturday night. 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Puts on a pair of bell bottoms and watches Grease 2 every other Thursday night. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Evicted Mr. Snoot after a dispute over a $30.00 cash shortage in his rent payment. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Pushed Mr. Snoot into the apartment complex pool as he was about to vacate. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted June 12 Posted June 12 On 6/11/2026 at 1:43 AM, [classic swim] said: The song that plays when him and the plumbers go in to take a shower together. Thought it would be funny to send two Cheetah Lounge dancers dressed as plumbers to my house. As a result my bathtub still isn't fixed. 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Filled Mr. Snoot’s mailbox with moldy mashed potatoes after he peed in the pool. 1 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 12 Author Posted June 12 hasn't eaten asparagus in 12 years, so is super confused why his pee smells like asparagus. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted June 12 Posted June 12 After listening to Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tull she has made it her life's mission to find out exactly where the hell was Biggles. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Went to an Iron Maiden show and demanded an autograph from Eddie The Head. 1 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Once flew on a airplane that was piloted by Bruce Dickinson. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 13 Author Posted June 13 has a part-time gig as a mysterious saxophone player at a jazz club in the next town. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted June 13 Posted June 13 (edited) Took fencing lessons from Bruce Dickinson Edited June 13 by -Kudasai- 3 Quote
mthor Posted June 13 Posted June 13 Invites dinner guests over for a full seven course meal of gelatin-based dishes. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 13 Posted June 13 The underwater Goldfish Grandma tried contacting to see if she could help set up her underwater Cricket wireless cellphone. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 13 Posted June 13 Whenever someone asks for directions, his response is always “Get a map and kiss my ass”. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 13 Posted June 13 Turns into Evil Ned Flanders when he’s using Reddit. 1 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted Saturday at 08:17 PM Posted Saturday at 08:17 PM His reaction after learning that a certain person may have shit their pants. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 02:48 AM Posted Sunday at 02:48 AM His reaction when someone once offered him an odorless cigarette. 1 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted Sunday at 03:09 AM Posted Sunday at 03:09 AM (edited) His reaction when he saw Mr. Snoot on the FBI Alerts segment on Unsolved Mysteries. Edited Monday at 12:07 AM by -Kudasai- 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Sunday at 03:21 AM Posted Sunday at 03:21 AM His reaction when the plumbers arrived to fix his bathtub. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted Sunday at 03:25 AM Posted Sunday at 03:25 AM (edited) His reaction to seeing himself on the Fugitive Hotline segment on Unsolved Mysteries. Edited Monday at 12:06 AM by -Kudasai- 5 Quote
mthor Posted Sunday at 04:38 PM Posted Sunday at 04:38 PM Is working on a sequel to Manos:The Hands of Fate; the working title is Dudeco: The Feet of Fate. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 04:48 PM Posted Sunday at 04:48 PM Went through years of therapy after refusing to believe that The Wizard Of Oz wasn’t anything more than a demented fever dream. 2 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted Monday at 12:35 AM Posted Monday at 12:35 AM Got kicked out of the blue man group 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 12:45 AM Posted Monday at 12:45 AM Just auditioned for a reunion of The Spice Girls. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted Monday at 12:53 AM Posted Monday at 12:53 AM (edited) Immediately called this guy after burning his hand taking food out of the microwave. Edited Monday at 12:59 AM by -Kudasai- 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Monday at 01:51 PM Posted Monday at 01:51 PM Thinks that The Undertaker from WWE is a real undertaker. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted Monday at 01:54 PM Posted Monday at 01:54 PM Thought Isaac Yankem DDS was a real dentist 2 Quote
Insipid Posted Monday at 02:18 PM Posted Monday at 02:18 PM Recently saw Hulk Hogan's sex tape and it made him realize the hooha is not completely horrible. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted Monday at 03:57 PM Posted Monday at 03:57 PM Has never actually seen a hoo-ha in person. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 04:29 PM Posted Monday at 04:29 PM Favorite way to pass the time is to play Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots by himself. 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Tuesday at 01:57 PM Posted Tuesday at 01:57 PM Has recurring nightmares about a 20-foot tall Pillsburry Doughboy chasing him. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 04:55 PM Posted Tuesday at 04:55 PM Is the president of The Beverly Hillbillies fan club. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted Tuesday at 08:52 PM Posted Tuesday at 08:52 PM Owns a T-shirt that says... "Mommy's Little Nightmare" 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 09:03 PM Posted Tuesday at 09:03 PM Owns a doormat that says… “Don’t come in. The floor is lava.” 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 09:37 PM Posted Tuesday at 09:37 PM Owns a doormat that says “Get the fuck off my porch.” 1 1 Quote
Insipid Posted Tuesday at 10:01 PM Posted Tuesday at 10:01 PM Owns a blowup poster of the gta 4 scene where Jacob calls Elizabeta a fat bumbaclot pussyhole gal. 1 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 11:06 PM Posted Tuesday at 11:06 PM Called this number to reach Fuggs. 3 Quote
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