-Kudasai- Posted May 28 Posted May 28 Told Dudeco that Walmart has Fruit By The Foot on sale. 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28 Posted May 28 Told Dudeco he has video proof of Bigfoot's existence, which he will sell him for $1,000,000. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted May 28 Posted May 28 Told Dudeco how easy it is to join the Foot Clan Spoiler 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28 Posted May 28 LOL I don't have a comeback for this one. ^ Oh yeah? Well the JERKSTORE... 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted May 28 Posted May 28 (edited) Told Dudeco that he has to put his best foot forward. Edited May 28 by -Kudasai- 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28 Posted May 28 Told Dudeco "The measuring tape store called. They're running out of feet." 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 28 Posted May 28 Has every single Pauly Shore movie completely memorized. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted May 28 Posted May 28 Told Dudeco about how Ghostrek found out the hard way that toe jam isn't real jam. 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28 Posted May 28 (edited) Convinced Dudeco to celebrate Festivus so he can participate in the "feets" of strength. Convinced Dudeco to celebrate Festivus by lying to him about what the feats of strength is. Dudeco still hasn't forgiven him for the misinformation. Edited May 28 by Doom Metal Alchemist 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28 Posted May 28 Dudeco was once a strong proponent of America switching to the metric system.... Until Kudasai reminded him that if we switch to the metric system, we will no longer be measuring anything in feet. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted May 28 Posted May 28 Started a GoFundMe for Dudeco so he can go to Podiatry School. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 28 Posted May 28 Started this whole meme when he got Dudeco a job at Foot Locker. 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28 Posted May 28 (edited) 1 minute ago, The_annoying_one said: Started this whole meme when he got Dudeco a job at Foot Locker. Started a rumor that when Dudeco was in high school, he secretly stored a bunch of feet in his locker. Little did he know, it was actually TRUE! Spoiler Too far? >_> Edited May 28 by Doom Metal Alchemist 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 28 Author Posted May 28 refuses to tell anyone about his 'only fans/foot fetish' account. ** goes by pedro peddles. Spoiler **except he told dudeco 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28 Posted May 28 The "fact" I told Dudeco is just a rumor she started... In reality, Dudeco found it on his own. Spoiler And he made me RICH! 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted May 28 Posted May 28 (edited) Bought Dudeco this sculpture for his birthday Edited May 28 by -Kudasai- 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28 Posted May 28 Convinced Dudeco he should make it his life's goal to move to Japan. For... Reasons. 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28 Posted May 28 Convinced Dudeco to buy a sealed mint-in-box copy of Action 52 for the NES, often considered one of the worst video games of all time, on ebay for a whopping $5,000,000, JUST for this character: Dudeco almost lost his house going into debt to buy this game, but he has no regrets and is forever grateful to Kudasai for this rec. He made a 3 hour youtube video on why Action 52 is the greatest video game of all time. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 28 Author Posted May 28 has desperately been trying to tell other board members things. but ...well, can only go tell dudeco. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 28 Posted May 28 You’ve heard of the old “Six degrees of Kevin Bacon” thing, right? Well, disco here is taking notes, getting ready to make the most epic thread ever: “Six feet of Dudeco”. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 30 Posted May 30 Once dressed as Iron Man in an attempt to get out of paying a parking ticket. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted May 30 Posted May 30 Once got yelled at for putting a thumbtack in Mr. Hoobert’s chair. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 30 Author Posted May 30 won't stop yelling for chicken jockey, when asked if he'd like make his order a large. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted May 30 Posted May 30 Told Dudeco about this post she made in my Winter Solstice thread last December. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 30 Author Posted May 30 CAR!!!!!! the day after my birthday. that was a lovely bunch of flower i had gotten...... ok GAME ON! doesn't know it, but was nominated to be UEMB historian. 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 30 Posted May 30 Celebrates the Winter Solstice by running around town and slapping everyone in sight. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 30 Author Posted May 30 (edited) without provocation, has offered to drive me around town to slap everyone...JUST so he can slap everyone. (and truly truly -winter solistice is my day of birth. i have a very clever birth chart) and because of font blocking, he gets a 2 min time out. Edited May 30 by discolé monade 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted May 30 Posted May 30 (edited) Has just finished writing a Ghostbusters x Casper The Friendly Ghost crossover fanfic that's set to released this fall. Edited May 31 by -Kudasai- 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 30 Posted May 30 His favorite pastime is visiting Star Trek forums, just to sow seeds of doubt in all the Trekkie’s minds. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 30 Author Posted May 30 likes to visit 'trekkie' forums, to shove battlestar galactica fanfic down eveyone's throat. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted May 30 Posted May 30 (edited) After meeting her partner this past Wednesday on Pictionary night. Edited May 30 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 1 Posted June 1 (edited) His new favorite movie. Edited June 1 by The_annoying_one 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted June 1 Posted June 1 (edited) Has a pet hamster he named after Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammett whom he named Kirk Hamster. Edited June 2 by -Kudasai- 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 1 Author Posted June 1 thought 'looksmaxxing' was spending 8 hours in a t j maxx. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 1 Posted June 1 Carries around a backpack full of creamed corn everywhere. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 1 Author Posted June 1 1 hour ago, little_girl_lost said: Her vagina never reaches more than 71% humidity alright. ALRIGHT. TIME OUT!! THIS sent me. i am crying. lmao...CRYING!!!!! alright. game on. TAO really really REALLY believes in the tooth fairy. is wanted in 14 states for robbing dentists offices of pulled teeth. yes. from the biohazard bin. 5 Quote
Insipid Posted June 1 Posted June 1 Invited fuggs over to chill and eat edibles. fuggs was complaining about the shit being too weak. Then she had a huge orgasm and fainted. disco was horrified by the sound and facial expression fuggs had made. She had a bad trip reliving that moment over and over again while fuggs slept peacefully. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 2 Posted June 2 Wants nothing more than to find someone to re-enact Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle with in real time. 5 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted June 2 Posted June 2 Spent his tax return buying the living room set Stone Temple Pilots used for their MTV Unplugged show. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 2 Author Posted June 2 is trying to pull the trigger on bringing his 'popeye couture collection' to nyc spring fashion week. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted June 2 Posted June 2 First on day on the job for the Gresham, Oregon police department 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 2 Posted June 2 Hosts a podcast modeled after “America’s Most Wanted”. The title? You guessed it. “The UEMB’s Most Cringy” 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 2 Author Posted June 2 is co-host to that pod-cast, but his only job is to yell out 'RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPER' much like the spirit of 'boba booey'. 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 2 Posted June 2 Gave birth to quadruplets, 3 boys and 1 girl. named them Jerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine. Spoiler Kramer's the girl. 5 Quote
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