myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Has been trying to catch the Tooth Fairy for decades.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Has successfully caught the tooth fairy and constantly taunts disco with this fact.

[discolé monade]

reads 'war and peace' for shits and giggles. 

[The_annoying_one]

Once submitted a book report on the Where’s Waldo series of books.

[mthor]

Is trying to take his one-man production of Guys and Dolls on the road.

[discolé monade]

has decided to give 'stomp clap hey' music the old college try. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is trying very hard to bring rotary phones back in fashion.

[discolé monade]

learning how to sew, JUST so he can craft a zoot suit. he's bringing that shit back hard! and with a vengence. 

Edited August 9 by discolé monade
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[1pooh4u]

Once took out Paul Bunyan with only a match, tweezers and 3 bottle caps 

[discolé monade]

is the person responsible for luring out wild turkeys. she bought a duck call from those guys on TV, but she's here to tell you, that was NO DUCK call. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Convinced Tolstoy to change his book's name to "War and Peace" from "War, What Is It Good For?"

[[classic swim]]

Plays football inside a car wash.

[The_annoying_one]

Runs through car washes sometimes because it’s quicker than taking a shower.

[Mode 7]

Can't sleep without his Matlock plushie 

[[classic swim]]

Wants to get his car washed but sees Pooh tackling Doom to the ground with a football and decides to drive away.

[Mode 7]

Somehow laid an egg while wearing his chicken suit

[The_annoying_one]

Used that egg to make an omelet.

[1pooh4u]

He actually wanted a fritata was very disappoint 

[Mode 7]

Sings this song everyday in the shower

Spoiler

 

 

Edited August 9 by Mode 7

[1pooh4u]

Does the back up vocals via zoom belting out “Pooh Bear I know he’s out there!”

[The_annoying_one]

Had Weird Al produce that song and album.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Thought "Smokie" in "Smokie the Bear" meant something else.

[The_annoying_one]

Poured a bottle of water over Billy Joel’s head.

[Mode 7]

Used to tune Billy Joel's piano

[[classic swim]]

At the McDonald’s lobby, screamed at the back of the 74 yr war veteran’s head like “RAAAHHH” and kicked the vet’s butt.

[The_annoying_one]

Flung a spoonful of peanut butter at the McDonald’s employee because they stopped serving breakfast 5 minutes ago.

[discolé monade]

wears his ronald mcdonald costume every fast food visit 

and no...the restaurant does NOT matter. look the fuck out burger king. 

[Mode 7]

Is no longer welcomed in Venice after she got caught pouring bubble bath in the water 

Edited August 9 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

once dared steven tyler to put as many bandanas on the mic pole as possible. 

[Mode 7]

Made a crochet of Perry Mason 

Edited August 10 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

 has absolutely NO time for anyone that doesn't understand that the album 'aqualung' was merely a concept project, but the song was so very very.....  

 

[Mode 7]

Was the cover girl for Jethro Tull's Under Wraps album 

Spoiler

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was the cover girl for Jethro Tull's A Passion Play album.

Yes, you read that right.

[The_annoying_one]

Helped Aerosmith write I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Plays bass in a ska punk band named Spaceballs the Breakfast Cereal. He came up with the name.

[discolé monade]

started a barbara streisand cover band. 

[Mode 7]

Peels grapes before eating them 

[André Toulon]

Peels slim jims before eating them.

[The_annoying_one]

Doesn’t crack eggs before scrambling them.

[[classic swim]]

Draws a face on every egg and pretends it’s Humpty Dumpty before violently cracking it.

[mthor]

Places collect calls to Windsor Castle and asks to borrow all the king's horses and all the king's men.

[1pooh4u]

Was the only person ever to make those funny hatted guards at Windsor Palace laugh. 

[Mode 7]

Does puppet shows of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes at children's birthday parties

[mthor]

Designed the sets for Batboy: The Musical.

[Mode 7]

Wrote the novelization for The Brain That Wouldn't Die

[The_annoying_one]

Has dreams of becoming the world’s first talking mime.

[Mode 7]

Sang the lead vocals for this classic theme song 

Spoiler

 

 

Edited August 12 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

 is looking to  form a girl band based on 'leather and the suedes' , so that he can manage them in the style of charlie of 'charlies angels'

[Mode 7]

Was the person who gave Mel Torme' the nickname "The Velvet Fog"

[The_annoying_one]

Is the proud owner of Fred Flintstone’s car now.