myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Has been trying to catch the Tooth Fairy for decades.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Has successfully caught the tooth fairy and constantly taunts disco with this fact.

[discolé monade]

reads 'war and peace' for shits and giggles. 

[The_annoying_one]

Once submitted a book report on the Where’s Waldo series of books.

[mthor]

Is trying to take his one-man production of Guys and Dolls on the road.

[discolé monade]

has decided to give 'stomp clap hey' music the old college try. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is trying very hard to bring rotary phones back in fashion.

[discolé monade]

learning how to sew, JUST so he can craft a zoot suit. he's bringing that shit back hard! and with a vengence. 

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[1pooh4u]

Once took out Paul Bunyan with only a match, tweezers and 3 bottle caps 

[discolé monade]

is the person responsible for luring out wild turkeys. she bought a duck call from those guys on TV, but she's here to tell you, that was NO DUCK call. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Convinced Tolstoy to change his book's name to "War and Peace" from "War, What Is It Good For?"

[[classic swim]]

Plays football inside a car wash.

[The_annoying_one]

Runs through car washes sometimes because it’s quicker than taking a shower.

[Mode 7]

Can't sleep without his Matlock plushie 

[[classic swim]]

Wants to get his car washed but sees Pooh tackling Doom to the ground with a football and decides to drive away.

[Mode 7]

Somehow laid an egg while wearing his chicken suit

[The_annoying_one]

Used that egg to make an omelet.

[1pooh4u]

He actually wanted a fritata was very disappoint 

[Mode 7]

Sings this song everyday in the shower

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Edited 9 hours ago by Mode 7

[1pooh4u]

Does the back up vocals via zoom belting out “Pooh Bear I know he’s out there!”

[The_annoying_one]

Had Weird Al produce that song and album.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Thought "Smokie" in "Smokie the Bear" meant something else.