myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

Took ghostrek to Myrtle Beach.

[-Kudasai-]

Plays the piano with his feet and of course Dudeco was told about it.

[discolé monade]

directed traffic, in time's square, dressed as a matador. 

[-Kudasai-]

Trolls her cat with the talking cactus toy

[The_annoying_one]

Trolls his coworkers with fake vomit.

[-Kudasai-]

Sings this song everyday in the shower

Spoiler

 

 

[little_girl_lost]

Coined the term "dry-diarrhea"

[The_annoying_one]

Thinks yodeling is the best cure for the common headache.

[discolé monade]

secretely KNOWS it should be spelled CATSUP

[-Kudasai-]

Shears sheep on her free time

Edited May 29, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Counts llamas instead of sheep when laying in bed at night.

[-Kudasai-]

Goes to France to get authentic French Fries

[Seight]

Has never bought a burger and french fries from the same fast food restaurant

[-Kudasai-]

Never tips

[The_annoying_one]

Tips 300%.

[-Kudasai-]

goes cow tipping every weekend

[[classic swim]]

Makes angry bull noises when Tao inadequately tips the cow.

[-Kudasai-]

Reads bedtime stories to Mr. Hoonie

[[classic swim]]

Had a staring contest with a potato just like Paz the Penguin.
 

[The_annoying_one]

Once got into an argument with an onion. The onion won.

[Seight]

Refuses to believe that it isn't butter

[-Kudasai-]

Was unsuccessful in getting his ban lifted from SeaWorld

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Whenever he sees someone wearing socks with sandals, he spits on their feet in disgust.

Spoiler

He then goes and tells dudeco.

 

[The_annoying_one]

Once dressed as a mummy for Halloween by wrapping himself in toilet paper.

[-Kudasai-]

Once though a serial killer was someone who goes around destroying boxes of cereal 

[[classic swim]]

Thought he could get drunk off root beer floats when he was at the horse track.

[-Kudasai-]

Goes around hitting people in the face with a banana custard cream pie with whip cream in his chicken suit.

Edited May 29, 2025 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Got hit in the face with banana custard cream pie and chased me around with a rolling pin.

[The_annoying_one]

Threw a banana at me when I asked what time it was.

[-Kudasai-]

Shot at classic swim using his brussel sprouts slingshot 

[Seight]

Distracted TAO with a bunch of handkerchiefs tied to each other 

[-Kudasai-]

Steals door mats from people's porches 

[The_annoying_one]

Steals the flags off of people’s mailboxes.

[-Kudasai-]

Still believes girls have cooties

Edited May 30, 2025 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

purposely slams the ping pong in every opening serve. 

sometimes the ball makes it over the net. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Smashes the ball under her foot any time she loses at ping pong.

[The_annoying_one]

Plays ping pong with a baseball bat.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a doctor's appointment this Monday to get his cootie shots

[[classic swim]]

Tackled his enemy to the ground and screamed deeply and immensely into his ear.

[-Kudasai-]

traded in his chicken suit for a rhino costume, he makes rhino noises and gores unsuspecting Olive Garden waiters in the bathroom

[[classic swim]]

Took my chicken costume to the dry cleaners.

[-Kudasai-]

Is wanted for questioning by the Michigan State Police after being spotted in his chicken suit at the scene of several bank robberies in Metro Detroit. The MSP has dubbed him as the Cockadoodledoo bandit. 

[The_annoying_one]

Has made it his life's mission to run a red light in every city in America that begins with the letter R.

[Seight]

Has a speech memorized telling the police officer that it isn't Loitering if you have a dollar in your pocket

[-Kudasai-]

Thought a poop deck was...let's just say that's he's no longer welcomed on any cruise ships 

Edited May 31, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Is planning on somehow reviving Pauly Shore’s career.

[-Kudasai-]

Is Carrot Top's new manager 

[scoobdog]

Is Carrot Top's plastic surgeon, and he hasn't been paid in years.

[The_annoying_one]

Is Carrot Top’s prop master. Has nearly put Dollar General out of business over the years.

[scoobdog]

Is also Carrot Top's assistant prop master.  Once stole a toilet seat from the bathroom of The Mad Greek in Baker and didn't tell Carrot Top he forgot to clean it before it ended up on stage.  No one was the wiser until now.

Edited May 30, 2025 by scoobdog
Fixed