myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

knows who dr pepper is, and has made the bold claim " not as cheerful as one would expect."

[The_annoying_one]

Leaked the secret of KFC’s eleven herbs and spices. The Colonel was PISSED.

[discolé monade]

knows a HUGE secret about KFC, and it WAS the colonel in the library with a candlelabara

[[classic swim]]

Wants to toss a jar of Smuckers strawberry jam at someone’s truck.

Edited Monday at 09:29 PM by [classic swim]

[The_annoying_one]

Once smeared mayonnaise all over someone’s mailbox.

[[classic swim]]

Tao wrote an angry letter about the mayonnaise slathered onto his mailbox after tasting it.

[discolé monade]

didn't have the heart to tell TAO that it was miracle whip. 

[The_annoying_one]

Should know I would never touch Miracle Whip, that nasty crap.

[discolé monade]

and is now realizing that classic spared his feelings, as he in fact LOVES miracle whip....now. 

but don't tell ANYONE

[PhilosipherStoned]

Well shit... ruined this post I made at op. 

Hates Miracle Whip, but bathes in mustard. This dude even sent in fan mail requesting the jackass dudes to play with mustard which inevitably led to Rake Yon acquiring his mustard phobia.

 

[Seight]

Is the one that has to tell Rake Yohn to calm down

[The_annoying_one]

Dressed up as a giant bottle of mustard just to terrorize Rake Yohn.

[[classic swim]]

He wants Yoko to live inside his butt to break up the shit inside his butt.

[The_annoying_one]

Farted inside of a nursery and blamed it on the kids.

[mthor]

Starred in an infomercial for the Squatty Potty.

[Seight]

Pitched the line "You're gonna love my nuts!" in the Slap Chop commercial

[[classic swim]]

Made his own brand of milk with his namesake.

”Got Seight?”

[The_annoying_one]

Earned a life-long supply of OxyClean for mentioning Billy Mays online.

[[classic swim]]

A stripper saw him stuffing his face with club wings and asked if he knows how to use a fire extinguisher.

[Seight]

Created a website that shows which clubs actually have decent food

[discolé monade]

has forwarded said list to mr hoonie,

[The_annoying_one]

Gave Mr. Hoonie VIP access to the most exclusive club in town.

Spoiler

The “club” in question is located in the men’s room of the local Denny’s.

 

[[classic swim]]

Saw Mr. Hoonie on his knees and took the opportunity to reach his hands out and shake Mr. Hoonie’s head and face a little bit.

[Seight]

Saw Mr. Hoonie and said "What are the haps my friend?"

[The_annoying_one]

Told Mr. Hoonie how to save 15% or more on car insurance.

[discolé monade]

found out the mr. hoonie has a PhD in english lit.