myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

went to his high school reunion and told everybody his grandpa created the sticky notes stick formula. 

a movie was later made about this, but completely recasted. 

[Mode 7]

Wrote, directed and starred in a Smurfs sci-fi adventure called

It Came From Outer Smurf

[[classic swim]]

Went carpooling with the talking hillbilly grandma goldfish and laughed like a damn wildebeest when she screamed at people around the Neighborhood Walmart gas station for honking at her.

[The_annoying_one]

Thinks a streaming service is where you go to legally piss all over the place.

[Seight]

Thinks bitcoin is where you prove a coin is real by biting it

[discolé monade]

will ALWAYS point out that jumbo shrimp is an oxymoron. he's been banned from red lobster.

[Mode 7]

Has filed a lawuit against Martin Short for royalties related to the Ed Grimley character which was based on her.

Edited May 1 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Says “yeah dumbass” exactly like the slink toy story dog when you try to defend yourself.

[mthor]

Carved a window into the door of his refrigerator to see if the light stays on all the time.

[The_annoying_one]

Wipes the driveway down with paper towels every time it rains.

[Seight]

Uses watercolors to paint the garage

[discolé monade]

no sharpie is TOO good for his dry erase board!

[The_annoying_one]

Makes chalk in her spare time.

[Mode 7]

Wants to teach a polka dancing class 

[The_annoying_one]

Has a YouTube channel where every video is him doing impressions of video game characters.

[[classic swim]]

He paid his neighbor 25 bucks to record him while he was using the toilet, and now he swears his neighbor up and down because he regrets the decision that was made.

[Mode 7]

Is a student in TAO's polka dancing class 

Edited May 1 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

claims to be in the percussion section, the anchor on the cheer squad AND driving one of the lowriders.

Edited May 1 by discolé monade

[The_annoying_one]

Goes around town passing out bananas to everyone with a genuine smile on their face.

[Mode 7]

Has a YouTube channel dedicated to classic swim's activities in his chicken suit.

[scoobdog]

Usesdat least three different Instagram accounts to commenting on Jordan Hudson's mermaid pic.

[Mode 7]

Invented marijuana flavored Scooby snacks 

[The_annoying_one]

Pronounces the j in marijuana.

[Mode 7]

Won't tell me who Jordan Hudson is 

[scoobdog]

Actually knows who Jordan Hudson and, with Scoob's mj flavored snacks at the ready, revels in watching Bill Belicheck humiliate himself.

[Mode 7]

Used to date Daphne Blake 

[The_annoying_one]

Was an original member of Mystery Inc but was kicked out because of his extreme addiction to Scooby Snacks.

[scoobdog]

Learned of this while dating Hot Dog Water.

[Mode 7]

Was captured and unmasked by Mystery Inc during that one time at band camp 

[scoobdog]

[Mode 7]

Used to be Robert Smith's hair stylist 

[[classic swim]]

Turns into Angry Kudasai Dad when one of us knocks the crockpot over 

[The_annoying_one]

Is quite anal about paying for everything with exact change. His anger when this doesn’t work out has scared countless people.

[Seight]

Resigned as Homeowner's Association President because he "doesn't care what color Brenda paints her garage"

[[classic swim]]

Saw Kudasai making angry bull noises and chasing him around like a bull and he went “holy crayyyyupp”

[Mode 7]

Thought a whooping crane meant spanking a crane for misbehaving.

[The_annoying_one]

Favorite animal is the otter.

[Mode 7]

TAO's first words

Spoiler

 

 

[[classic swim]]

Became a scat sex coach for ghostie and MD while dressed up as the Shoney’s Bear to promote Shoney’s.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Doesn't actually know who Mr. Hoonie even is.

[Mode 7]

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Edited May 2 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

He got ghostrek to stick his pp in her while she’s crowning and yelled at him in the Shoney’s Bear voice going “fuck her poop, NOWWWWWWWWW!”

[Mode 7]

Plans on going to the Kentucky Derby in his chicken suit with Mr Hoonie 

Edited Monday at 09:53 PM by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Took ghostrek to a speed dating event.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Since this got 2 likes, I feel like I deserve to know what was said. 

[Mode 7]

Has started another YouTube channel dedicated to Ghostrek's adventures in speed dating 

[[classic swim]]

Used a battering ram to break down the door to the bathroom stall Scoob was in.

He paid ghostrek to jostle Scoob’s exposed penis on the public toilet like it was some putty play.

[Mode 7]

Believes that I need to turn heel

[[classic swim]]

Stifled a laugh in the public bathroom when ghostrek on his knees looked up to Scoob and said “your penis sexy as FUCK”

[Mode 7]

Trains pigeons to shit on command