myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

went to his high school reunion and told everybody his grandpa created the sticky notes stick formula. 

a movie was later made about this, but completely recasted. 

[Mode 7]

Wrote, directed and starred in a Smurfs sci-fi adventure called

It Came From Outer Smurf

[[classic swim]]

Went carpooling with the talking hillbilly grandma goldfish and laughed like a damn wildebeest when she screamed at people around the Neighborhood Walmart gas station for honking at her.

[The_annoying_one]

Thinks a streaming service is where you go to legally piss all over the place.

[Seight]

Thinks bitcoin is where you prove a coin is real by biting it

[discolé monade]

will ALWAYS point out that jumbo shrimp is an oxymoron. he's been banned from red lobster.

[Mode 7]

Has filed a lawuit against Martin Short for royalties related to the Ed Grimley character which was based on her.

Edited 1 hour ago by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Says “yeah dumbass” exactly like the slink toy story dog when you try to defend yourself.

[mthor]

Carved a window into the door of his refrigerator to see if the light stays on all the time.

[The_annoying_one]

Wipes the driveway down with paper towels every time it rains.

[Seight]

Uses watercolors to paint the garage

[discolé monade]

no sharpie is TOO good for his dry erase board!

[The_annoying_one]

Makes chalk in her spare time.

[Mode 7]

Wants to teach a polka dancing class 

[The_annoying_one]

Has a YouTube channel where every video is him doing impressions of video game characters.

[[classic swim]]

He paid his neighbor 25 bucks to record him while he was using the toilet, and now he swears his neighbor up and down because he regrets the decision that was made.

[Mode 7]

Is a student in TAO's polka dancing class 

Edited 1 minute ago by Mode 7