myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Is perfectly willing to drive across state lines just to go to the “good” Denny’s.

[Mode 7]

Says the person who goes to Belgium for authentic Belgian waffles 

[discolé monade]

is a big game hunter. but his game of choice, the most dangerous animal on the planet: man

[The_annoying_one]

Goes on exciting adventures with her chimp sidekick, Coco.

[Mode 7]

Used to have a huge crush on Penny from Inspector Gadget when he was a kid 

[[classic swim]]

Told ghostrek to go spank his mud monkey.

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to grocery stores and rearranges the shelves while laughing like a madman.

[Seight]

Knocks random boxes of cereal on the ground while shopping

[Mode 7]

Used to wrestle in the independent circuit under the name "The Macho Warrior Ric Hogan" however he was sent a cease and desist from the real Macho Warrior Ric Hogan (A real wrestler BTW) thus ending his wrestling career.

Edited Friday at 03:56 PM by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Was in a very successful tag team with “The Macho Warrior Ric Hogan” until backstage incidents broke them up for good.

[Mode 7]

Tipped me off about Ric Hogan's very very very shady outside the ring activities thus ending the tag team for good.

[little_girl_lost]

Has money down on Ringo being the last surviving beatle

[Mode 7]

Her current ringtone

Spoiler

 

 

[mthor]

Uses the emergency broadcast signal as a ringtone, but without the "This is a test" disclaimer.

[Mode 7]

Had to use Janice on classic swim for crowing outside her window at six in the morning in his chicken costume.

[The_annoying_one]

Once went to a store where the cashier said his coupon was no good, so he threatened them with the Judas Chair.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Can tune a piano AND can tuna fish.

Edited Friday at 06:07 PM by Doom Metal Alchemist

[Mode 7]

Brought an umbrella as he was prepared for the incoming tomatoes and eggs for telling such a groaner of a joke 

[discolé monade]

installed a hand crank tornado siren in his back yard. sunday mornings @ 0300 are bangin' in his neck of the woods. 

[Mode 7]

Told doomer his act makes Fozzie Bear look like Richard Pryor 

[little_girl_lost]

Favorite comedian is dat phan

[discolé monade]

performs one woman shows weekly at dinner theater. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is preparing plastic Easter eggs filled with jalapeño peppers for all the little ones this year.

[Mode 7]

Is looking up hasenpfeffer recipes when the Easter Bunny shows up 

Edited Saturday at 02:02 AM by Mode 7

[little_girl_lost]

Prepares caramel dipped onions for halloween 

[Mode 7]

Always shows up to my apartment begging for caramel dipped onions every Halloween 

[The_annoying_one]

Most people have a “Welcome” mat at their front door. Mode 7 has a “Go Away” mat.

[mthor]

Has a mat covering a pit lined with sharpened sticks at his front door. In all fairness, it does not say WELCOME.

Edited Friday at 10:58 PM by mthor

[discolé monade]

invented fist bumps

Edited Friday at 11:18 PM by discolé monade
no one would get the reference.

[The_annoying_one]

Drew smiley faces on all of the street signs in her neighborhood.

[Mode 7]

Drew angry faces on railroad crossing signs

[discolé monade]

convinced me to spray paint enourmous dicks around the potholes in this county.

>_>

[Mode 7]

Defies the laws of gravity due to the fact that she didn't study law

[The_annoying_one]

Went to law school but was kicked out after a few weeks for drawing dicks in the textbooks.

[Mode 7]

By dicks he means portraits of...

Dick van Dyke

Dick York

Dick Sargent

Dick Grayson

Dick Buttkiss

[discolé monade]

somehow knows every dick in hollywood

[Seight]

Knows Andy Dick wasn't listed (which is a correct choice to make btw)

[Mode 7]

Is the reason why geese are such jerks

[The_annoying_one]

Apparently thinks geese are Pod 6.

[[classic swim]]

Knows the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks.

Spoiler

Would’ve been the perfect setup 5 hours ago.

 

[Seight]

Then he can dig it

[discolé monade]

will proclaim "SOCK IT TO ME" when asked if he's ready for the check. 

[Mode 7]

Makes Yoshi styled Easter eggs 

Edited Saturday at 02:08 PM by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Would rather be in Jackson Hole, Wyoming right now.

[[classic swim]]

Ate ketchup sandwiches under the Christmas tree.

[The_annoying_one]

Cooks bowls of cereal in a campfire.

[discolé monade]

pops popcorn one kernal at a time. 

[Mode 7]

Eats corn one kernal at a time

[The_annoying_one]

Eats rice one grain at a time.

[Mode 7]

Is really Hubb