The_annoying_one Posted April 17 Posted April 17 Is perfectly willing to drive across state lines just to go to the “good” Denny’s. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 17 Posted April 17 Says the person who goes to Belgium for authentic Belgian waffles 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 17 Author Posted April 17 is a big game hunter. but his game of choice, the most dangerous animal on the planet: man 2 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 17 Posted April 17 Goes on exciting adventures with her chimp sidekick, Coco. 1 1 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 17 Posted April 17 Used to have a huge crush on Penny from Inspector Gadget when he was a kid 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 17 Posted April 17 Goes to grocery stores and rearranges the shelves while laughing like a madman. 2 Quote
Seight Posted April 18 Posted April 18 Knocks random boxes of cereal on the ground while shopping 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 18 Posted April 18 (edited) Used to wrestle in the independent circuit under the name "The Macho Warrior Ric Hogan" however he was sent a cease and desist from the real Macho Warrior Ric Hogan (A real wrestler BTW) thus ending his wrestling career. Edited April 18 by Mode 7 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 18 Posted April 18 Was in a very successful tag team with “The Macho Warrior Ric Hogan” until backstage incidents broke them up for good. 1 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 18 Posted April 18 Tipped me off about Ric Hogan's very very very shady outside the ring activities thus ending the tag team for good. 1 2 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted April 18 Posted April 18 Has money down on Ringo being the last surviving beatle 3 Quote
mthor Posted April 18 Posted April 18 Uses the emergency broadcast signal as a ringtone, but without the "This is a test" disclaimer. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 18 Posted April 18 Had to use Janice on classic swim for crowing outside her window at six in the morning in his chicken costume. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 18 Posted April 18 Once went to a store where the cashier said his coupon was no good, so he threatened them with the Judas Chair. 1 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 18 Posted April 18 (edited) Can tune a piano AND can tuna fish. Edited April 18 by Doom Metal Alchemist 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 18 Posted April 18 Brought an umbrella as he was prepared for the incoming tomatoes and eggs for telling such a groaner of a joke 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 18 Author Posted April 18 installed a hand crank tornado siren in his back yard. sunday mornings @ 0300 are bangin' in his neck of the woods. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 18 Posted April 18 Told doomer his act makes Fozzie Bear look like Richard Pryor 6 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 18 Author Posted April 18 performs one woman shows weekly at dinner theater. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 18 Posted April 18 Is preparing plastic Easter eggs filled with jalapeño peppers for all the little ones this year. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 18 Posted April 18 (edited) Is looking up hasenpfeffer recipes when the Easter Bunny shows up Edited April 19 by Mode 7 1 4 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted April 18 Posted April 18 Prepares caramel dipped onions for halloween 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 18 Posted April 18 Always shows up to my apartment begging for caramel dipped onions every Halloween 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 18 Posted April 18 Most people have a “Welcome” mat at their front door. Mode 7 has a “Go Away” mat. 1 3 Quote
mthor Posted April 18 Posted April 18 (edited) Has a mat covering a pit lined with sharpened sticks at his front door. In all fairness, it does not say WELCOME. Edited April 18 by mthor 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 18 Author Posted April 18 (edited) invented fist bumps Edited April 18 by discolé monade no one would get the reference. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 19 Posted April 19 Drew smiley faces on all of the street signs in her neighborhood. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 19 Author Posted April 19 convinced me to spray paint enourmous dicks around the potholes in this county. >_> 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 19 Posted April 19 Defies the laws of gravity due to the fact that she didn't study law 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 19 Posted April 19 Went to law school but was kicked out after a few weeks for drawing dicks in the textbooks. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 19 Posted April 19 By dicks he means portraits of... Dick van Dyke Dick York Dick Sargent Dick Grayson Dick Buttkiss 1 4 Quote
Seight Posted April 19 Posted April 19 Knows Andy Dick wasn't listed (which is a correct choice to make btw) 2 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 19 Posted April 19 Knows the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks. Spoiler Would’ve been the perfect setup 5 hours ago. 1 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 19 Author Posted April 19 will proclaim "SOCK IT TO ME" when asked if he's ready for the check. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 19 Posted April 19 (edited) Makes Yoshi styled Easter eggs Edited April 19 by Mode 7 2 1 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 19 Posted April 19 Would rather be in Jackson Hole, Wyoming right now. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 19 Posted April 19 Ate ketchup sandwiches under the Christmas tree. 3 Quote
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