myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Rigged his freezer to play “Cold As Ice” by Foreigner every time he opens it.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Rigged his heater to play "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner every time he turns it on.

[-Kudasai-]

Rigged his microwave to play "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner every time he uses it

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is the proud owner of the one and only Foreigner belt, as seen on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. 

He uses its powers constantly.

[-Kudasai-]

Tried to go ice skating in the Atlantic Ocean

[The_annoying_one]

Puts peanut butter on hot dogs.

[discolé monade]

claims his grand dad was the 'astronaut' for the moon walk production in 1969. 

[-Kudasai-]

Wants to make her living room to look like the set of Pee-Wee's Playhouse

[discolé monade]

wants to be  'chairry' in my playhouse.

[-Kudasai-]

Still crushing on Cowboy Curtis to this day

[The_annoying_one]

Has a poster of Little Orphan Annie in his bedroom.

[-Kudasai-]

Likes to dress up his dog as Muttley

[discolé monade]

yeah...because cowboy curtis is HAWT

and he dresses like muttley and walks himself around the neighborhood. 

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to the park and passes out flyers for Shakespeare On Ice.

[-Kudasai-]

Thought Dick Dastardly was a porn star

[[classic swim]]

Recommended Dick Dastardly try the ghostrek method of using your nose when going down on a lady.

[-Kudasai-]

Goes live in front of a taped studio audience 

[The_annoying_one]

Is the entire taped studio audience.

[-Kudasai-]

Laughs like Woody Woodpecker

[[classic swim]]

When to some type of Green Deal meeting and blurted out “DUCKTALESSSS” while the guy was on the mic.

[The_annoying_one]

Once threw a balloon filled with lemon juice at the back of Luke Wilson’s head.

[discolé monade]

proclaims, as loudly as possible during peak hours at walmart self check out that he wipes back to front. 

[-Kudasai-]

Reads bedtime stories to her cat

[discolé monade]

maybe. but this guy walks barefoot in the pale moonlight. 

[-Kudasai-]

Has bought a third komodo dragon

She has named her Babs

[discolé monade]

convinced the group 'chicago' to add 3 more trumpets. 

[-Kudasai-]

Can out trumpet an elephant

[The_annoying_one]

Is Peter Criss in a KISS cover band that doesn’t actually perform music.

[discolé monade]

insists his co-workers call him 'suga bear'

[-Kudasai-]

When playing Yahtzee always shouts "YABBA DABBA DOO" instead of shouting Yahtzee.

[[classic swim]]

Would approach and call the Great Gazoo a horse ass motherfucker.

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to Subway every Tuesday and gives everyone wedgies.

[[classic swim]]

Goes to Subway and presents to the Subway worker the Ode to Potato in the same dialect as Peter Griffin’s Ode to The Subway Feast commercial.

[-Kudasai-]

Was in the studio audicence for various Scooby-Doo episodes

[scoobdog]

Slapped Velma on the ass and caller her dummy thick during a commercial break while [classic] filmed it.

[The_annoying_one]

Is clearly directing this smut film, even if he doesn’t want to admit it.

[-Kudasai-]

His granparents attended a taping of the Flintstones, still has the ticket stubs to prove it

[Seight]

Follows Gordon Ramsey wherever he films Kitchen Nightmares

[-Kudasai-]

Went joy riding in the Mystery Machine

[[classic swim]]

Witnessed Scoob confront Packard irl and watched Scoob get all giggly going “you were not young and du-huh-huh-umbb!”

[scoobdog]

Witness the epic cat and mouse game of Scoob versus Westpark at the LA Live JW Mariott.

[-Kudasai-]

Sings "I'm a little teapot" in the shower every morning

[The_annoying_one]

Showers with his crock pot every morning.

[Seight]

Wrote the book 101 Uses For Your Loofa

[-Kudasai-]

Owns multiple copies of said book

[discolé monade]

suggested pandora open that box, because 'what could possibly go wrong?'

[mthor]

Is on a first-name basis with Cthulhu.

[The_annoying_one]

Owns an autographed copy of the Book Of The Dead.

[-Kudasai-]

Got really excited when he found out that he was going to meet a Yogi but was soon disappointed when he learned that a Yogi is a yoga instructor and not Yogi Bear. 

[[classic swim]]

Had the Shoney’s bear in mind when John Travolta in Wild Hogs said “ ‘cause bears don’t eat shit!”