The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 12:20 AM Posted Sunday at 12:20 AM Is lobbying to have phone booths become a thing again. 1 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Sunday at 01:18 AM Posted Sunday at 01:18 AM Has a crippling addiction to brussel sprouts 2 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 01:26 AM Posted Sunday at 01:26 AM Needs to know that I loathe brussel sprouts. 2 Quote
Seight Posted Sunday at 11:01 AM Posted Sunday at 11:01 AM Said exactly what someone from Brussels WOULD SAY! 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Sunday at 11:02 AM Posted Sunday at 11:02 AM Did a Men At Work styled cover of Overkill by Motorhead. 1 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Sunday at 02:09 PM Author Posted Sunday at 02:09 PM has been working on his opus: a one man cover band of all of donnie and marie's greatest hits, played in the style of heavy metal on bagpipes 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Sunday at 02:50 PM Posted Sunday at 02:50 PM Claims to have actually seen a Holy Carp 1 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 04:51 PM Posted Sunday at 04:51 PM Goes around town terrorizing people with rubber bands. Somehow hasn’t been caught yet. 4 Quote
Seight Posted Sunday at 11:00 PM Posted Sunday at 11:00 PM Can flick a paper football 30 yards 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 12:21 AM Posted Monday at 12:21 AM Makes paper footballs out of sandpaper. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 01:31 AM Posted Monday at 01:31 AM Caught a Holy Carp fish from a public fountain 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 01:36 AM Author Posted Monday at 01:36 AM (edited) has purchased several holy carps from me, that i obtained at several public and private parks. he makes bone fish sammiches with those as well Edited Monday at 01:36 AM by discolé monade 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 01:41 AM Posted Monday at 01:41 AM Has learned how to makes holy carp sushi 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 01:41 AM Posted Monday at 01:41 AM Makes pies out of bone-in spare ribs. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 02:02 AM Posted Monday at 02:02 AM (edited) Is eager to meet the Easter Bunny because he just found a killer recipe for hasenpfeffer Edited Monday at 02:02 AM by Mode 7 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 02:23 AM Posted Monday at 02:23 AM He got some Peter Rabbit chocolate bunnies for half price at Dollar General because he’s the Easter Bunny. 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 02:31 AM Posted Monday at 02:31 AM Lists posting here on his job resume. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 02:38 AM Posted Monday at 02:38 AM His neighbor Tabitha tried feeding him the choo-choo train of brussel sprouts when he was a baby and he said “get that shit away from me, d-ddd-dumbass!” 3 Quote
mthor Posted Monday at 02:45 AM Posted Monday at 02:45 AM Is extremely enthusiastic about haggis, but only if it's authentic. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 02:58 AM Posted Monday at 02:58 AM Puts sauerkraut on ice cream and feeds it to the neighborhood kids. 3 Quote
Seight Posted Monday at 09:57 AM Posted Monday at 09:57 AM Puts mashed potatoes on top of pizza 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 01:59 PM Author Posted Monday at 01:59 PM loves making meatloaf parfait. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 02:37 PM Posted Monday at 02:37 PM Is funding the new meatloaf parfait diner. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 07:56 PM Posted Monday at 07:56 PM Uses brussel sprouts as ammo for his slingshot 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 08:05 PM Posted Monday at 08:05 PM Throws mashed potatoes at people’s heads whenever they look at him funny. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 08:10 PM Posted Monday at 08:10 PM When he sees a movie on TV he doesn’t like he’ll undo his pants and sit on a whole set of hot mashed potatoes in front of the lady he’s dating. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 08:35 PM Author Posted Monday at 08:35 PM rides the mashed potato rails....there are some sinus issues...BUT WHAT A RIDE! 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 09:08 PM Posted Monday at 09:08 PM Once pistol whipped a Jehovah's Witness for ringing her doorbell and waking her up from a nap. Police declined to file charges. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 09:46 PM Author Posted Monday at 09:46 PM (edited) now i would never. bare fists and bare fists only. once bragged about being the for the 'oil boy' for the tropicana 500. he thought it was supermodels he'd be oiling down. turned out to be the 87th annual soapbox derby, yes..THAT tropicana 500. and his job was to oil the axles. Edited Monday at 09:47 PM by discolé monade bare fist only 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 09:51 PM Posted Monday at 09:51 PM (edited) Has issued a warning to everyone should anyone attempt or pull an April Fools Day prank on her they'll be food for Bruno and Bobo Edited Monday at 10:55 PM by Mode 7 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 11:25 PM Author Posted Monday at 11:25 PM eats 42 grains of rice per bite. yes, counts out 42 individual grains, places on spoon, consumes, rinse, repeat. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 11:31 PM Posted Monday at 11:31 PM Does exactly the same thing with spices. It’s really quite impressive. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 11:58 PM Posted Monday at 11:58 PM Works as a ice cream driver every summer, but instead of playing traditional ice cream truck music he plays 90s rock. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 01:12 AM Posted Tuesday at 01:12 AM Puts a scoop of ice cream on his head with a cherry on top so he can be the Ice Cream Man and impress the divas. 3 Quote
Seight Posted Tuesday at 01:49 AM Posted Tuesday at 01:49 AM Bought an ice cream truck so he can just stare wide-eyed instead of ever actually stopping to sell kids ice cream 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 01:53 AM Posted Tuesday at 01:53 AM Sells beach balls out of the back of an ice cream truck. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 02:03 AM Posted Tuesday at 02:03 AM Brings a needle to the beach and deflates the volleyball every time it rolls over to him on accident. 1 2 Quote
mthor Posted Tuesday at 03:16 PM Posted Tuesday at 03:16 PM Posts his sand castles on Zillow. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 03:27 PM Posted Tuesday at 03:27 PM Once posted a job listing on Indeed for a professional toenail clipper. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Tuesday at 06:01 PM Author Posted Tuesday at 06:01 PM once applied for a job as a professonal toenail clipper. 4 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted Tuesday at 08:19 PM Posted Tuesday at 08:19 PM SIngs Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da at the gyno 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 08:52 PM Posted Tuesday at 08:52 PM Fills out the paperwork at the doctor’s office with a pink crayon. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Tuesday at 09:00 PM Posted Tuesday at 09:00 PM Owns the Val Kilmer Batman Nipple Suit. Usually wears it every Halloween. 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 09:14 PM Posted Tuesday at 09:14 PM The mail that never fails make him wanna wag his tail. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Tuesday at 09:35 PM Posted Tuesday at 09:35 PM Got chased by a flock of Sussex Hens for stealing their eggs and throwing them at mimes 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 09:37 PM Posted Tuesday at 09:37 PM Goes to Taco Bell, orders 14 burritos, then drives away without paying or picking up the food. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Tuesday at 09:43 PM Posted Tuesday at 09:43 PM Is the reason why I had to leave my Taco Bell Burritos behind because he "accidentally" hit a cop with his brussel sprouts slingshot and needed me come bail him out of jail. Good thing there's Door Dash. 2 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 09:57 PM Posted Tuesday at 09:57 PM He walked into Taco John’s and thought he could stay at the lobby all day ‘cause it brought a smile on his face. 1 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Tuesday at 11:09 PM Posted Tuesday at 11:09 PM Wears a rooster costume and crows every morning at 6 am on his fence much to the delight of his neighbors. 1 3 Quote
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