The_annoying_one Posted March 30 Posted March 30 Is lobbying to have phone booths become a thing again. 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 30 Posted March 30 Needs to know that I loathe brussel sprouts. 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 30 Posted March 30 Did a Men At Work styled cover of Overkill by Motorhead. 1 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 30 Author Posted March 30 has been working on his opus: a one man cover band of all of donnie and marie's greatest hits, played in the style of heavy metal on bagpipes 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 30 Posted March 30 Goes around town terrorizing people with rubber bands. Somehow hasn’t been caught yet. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 31 Author Posted March 31 (edited) has purchased several holy carps from me, that i obtained at several public and private parks. he makes bone fish sammiches with those as well Edited March 31 by discolé monade 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 31 Posted March 31 (edited) Is eager to meet the Easter Bunny because he just found a killer recipe for hasenpfeffer Edited March 31 by Mode 7 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 31 Posted March 31 He got some Peter Rabbit chocolate bunnies for half price at Dollar General because he’s the Easter Bunny. 1 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 31 Posted March 31 His neighbor Tabitha tried feeding him the choo-choo train of brussel sprouts when he was a baby and he said “get that shit away from me, d-ddd-dumbass!” 3 Quote
mthor Posted March 31 Posted March 31 Is extremely enthusiastic about haggis, but only if it's authentic. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 31 Posted March 31 Puts sauerkraut on ice cream and feeds it to the neighborhood kids. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 31 Posted March 31 Throws mashed potatoes at people’s heads whenever they look at him funny. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 31 Posted March 31 When he sees a movie on TV he doesn’t like he’ll undo his pants and sit on a whole set of hot mashed potatoes in front of the lady he’s dating. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 31 Author Posted March 31 rides the mashed potato rails....there are some sinus issues...BUT WHAT A RIDE! 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 31 Posted March 31 Once pistol whipped a Jehovah's Witness for ringing her doorbell and waking her up from a nap. Police declined to file charges. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 31 Author Posted March 31 (edited) now i would never. bare fists and bare fists only. once bragged about being the for the 'oil boy' for the tropicana 500. he thought it was supermodels he'd be oiling down. turned out to be the 87th annual soapbox derby, yes..THAT tropicana 500. and his job was to oil the axles. Edited March 31 by discolé monade bare fist only 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 31 Posted March 31 (edited) Has issued a warning to everyone should anyone attempt or pull an April Fools Day prank on her they'll be food for Bruno and Bobo Edited March 31 by Mode 7 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 31 Author Posted March 31 eats 42 grains of rice per bite. yes, counts out 42 individual grains, places on spoon, consumes, rinse, repeat. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 31 Posted March 31 Does exactly the same thing with spices. It’s really quite impressive. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 31 Posted March 31 Works as a ice cream driver every summer, but instead of playing traditional ice cream truck music he plays 90s rock. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 1 Posted April 1 Puts a scoop of ice cream on his head with a cherry on top so he can be the Ice Cream Man and impress the divas. 3 Quote
Seight Posted April 1 Posted April 1 Bought an ice cream truck so he can just stare wide-eyed instead of ever actually stopping to sell kids ice cream 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 1 Posted April 1 Sells beach balls out of the back of an ice cream truck. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 1 Posted April 1 Brings a needle to the beach and deflates the volleyball every time it rolls over to him on accident. 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 1 Posted April 1 Once posted a job listing on Indeed for a professional toenail clipper. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 1 Author Posted April 1 once applied for a job as a professonal toenail clipper. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 1 Posted April 1 Fills out the paperwork at the doctor’s office with a pink crayon. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 1 Posted April 1 Owns the Val Kilmer Batman Nipple Suit. Usually wears it every Halloween. 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 1 Posted April 1 The mail that never fails make him wanna wag his tail. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 1 Posted April 1 Got chased by a flock of Sussex Hens for stealing their eggs and throwing them at mimes 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 1 Posted April 1 Goes to Taco Bell, orders 14 burritos, then drives away without paying or picking up the food. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 1 Posted April 1 Is the reason why I had to leave my Taco Bell Burritos behind because he "accidentally" hit a cop with his brussel sprouts slingshot and needed me come bail him out of jail. Good thing there's Door Dash. 2 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 1 Posted April 1 He walked into Taco John’s and thought he could stay at the lobby all day ‘cause it brought a smile on his face. 1 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 1 Posted April 1 Wears a rooster costume and crows every morning at 6 am on his fence much to the delight of his neighbors. 1 3 Quote
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