myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

makes peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches...but skips the peanut butter. 

[The_annoying_one]

Puts cabbage on burgers instead of lettuce.

[discolé monade]

makes his family secret cole slaw-it uses kale

[mthor]

makes eggless souffles - her favorite is cheese-banana.

[-Kudasai-]

Once dated the Hamburgler

[[classic swim]]

He said “fuck Grimace from McDonald’s!” grabbed him out a truck and hit ‘em with a brick and started dancing.

[discolé monade]

will sometimes wear fishnets and spiked heels, just so he can tap dance on graves of his enemies...in style. 

[The_annoying_one]

Can summon brutal thunderstorms with just one look.

[scoobdog]

55 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Can summon brutal thunderstorms with just one look.

Got on the wrong side of her once, accidentally got the local pastor stuck by lighting while out golfing and had to make up a cover story.

[discolé monade]

runs a rat race out a basement in the red light district. 

literal rats...little lego jockeys and everything. 

[scoobdog]

Gets a cut of the action as the racket's muscle, and is worth all the pennies we rake in.

[The_annoying_one]

Refuses to say just where these rats came from….and why their eyes are red.

[-Kudasai-]

Has started an online petition to make Freakazoid a member of the Justice League 

Edited March 26, 2025 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Went to Haribo Gummy Bears factory with a paper mache sword and said “put the bears in the bag, NOWWWWWWW!”

[The_annoying_one]

Goes around town throwing eggs at gas station pumps.

[[classic swim]]

Got an egg thrown at the back of his head around a gas station pump and went “oh-motherfucker!”

[-Kudasai-]

Got chased by a bunch of Rhode Island Reds for throwing their eggs at people at the gas station.

Edited March 26, 2025 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

He walked out the gas station with soda and chips and one of the Rhode Island Reds waddled up to him so he could pour some Pepsi in its mouth to make it happy.

Edited March 26, 2025 by [classic swim]

[Seight]

Typed a bunch of stuff on a keyboard and then went "I'M IN!"

[The_annoying_one]

Was the “I won the internet!” kid in that old meme.

[discolé monade]

tells people he's mikey from those commercials, and that he survived a stomach rupture caused by pop rocks and pepsi.

[-Kudasai-]

Tells people that she was the Gerber baby

[discolé monade]

tells people his grand dad was the original mr. peanut mascot. 

[The_annoying_one]

Tells people about zombie Jesus.

[-Kudasai-]

Told Dudeco about Disco's feet OnlyFans but didn't say that it was her feet.

Edited March 26, 2025 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

tells people he was a roadie for john denver

[-Kudasai-]

Tells people that she used to be a member of Jem and the Holograms

[The_annoying_one]

Tells people he got an A on one of his math tests in 5th grade.

[-Kudasai-]

Tells people that he met Eddie Vedder at Applebee's

[Seight]

Tells people he convinced Kiss to paint their faces

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

On 3/25/2025 at 5:38 AM, Mode 7 said:

Is starting a new band that plays metal covers of 90s boy band's songs

Being serious for a moment here.... If you're going to accuse me of ripping off Children of Bodom's schtick, then make it about guitar and keyboard wizardry, not making metal covers of 90s bubble gum pop. 

[-Kudasai-]

11 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Being serious for a moment here.... If you're going to accuse me of ripping off Children of Bodom's schtick, then make it about guitar and keyboard wizardry, not making metal covers of 90s bubble gum pop. 

[The_annoying_one]

Makes cereal in the crockpot.

[[classic swim]]

Tells everyone to stay away from his mashed potatoes and gravy. 

[Seight]

Only buys frozen pizza if it has an air fryer option

[The_annoying_one]

Opens 12-packs of soda right in the middle of the store and buys each can separately.

[-Kudasai-]

Eats popscicles with a knife and fork

[[classic swim]]

Wakes up his wife from bed and says “get the gummy bears out from the cabinet. NOWWWWWWWW!”

[Seight]

Tells Wendy's to put the bacon in the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger on the side

[discolé monade]

prepares elaborate veggie trays for his cat. the cat has escaped 3 times. 

[The_annoying_one]

Has Seight’s cat locked in her basement.

[discolé monade]

likes to wear a big bird costume as pajamas.

[-Kudasai-]

Always says auto repairman instead of mechanic

[The_annoying_one]

Chops vegetables with a flathead screwdriver.

[discolé monade]

signs up for 5ks, stands at the starting line, then, heads over the pub for a couple pints, then makes his was to the finish line. he comes in a respectable 182 out of 500. 

[The_annoying_one]

Stands on the sidelines of races and hands out freshly-baked beignets to the runners.

[Seight]

Runs his own outlaw water station during marathons

[mthor]

Hands runners tapioca pudding during marathons. Just tapioca pudding; no container.

[The_annoying_one]

Throws jacks in front of the runners during marathons.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Chops vegetables with a philips head screwdriver.