discolé monade Posted March 25 Author Posted March 25 makes peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches...but skips the peanut butter. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 25 Author Posted March 25 makes his family secret cole slaw-it uses kale 2 Quote
mthor Posted March 25 Posted March 25 makes eggless souffles - her favorite is cheese-banana. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 25 Posted March 25 He said “fuck Grimace from McDonald’s!” grabbed him out a truck and hit ‘em with a brick and started dancing. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 25 Author Posted March 25 will sometimes wear fishnets and spiked heels, just so he can tap dance on graves of his enemies...in style. 2 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 25 Posted March 25 Can summon brutal thunderstorms with just one look. 1 2 Quote
scoobdog Posted March 25 Posted March 25 55 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Can summon brutal thunderstorms with just one look. Got on the wrong side of her once, accidentally got the local pastor stuck by lighting while out golfing and had to make up a cover story. 1 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 25 Author Posted March 25 runs a rat race out a basement in the red light district. literal rats...little lego jockeys and everything. 4 Quote
scoobdog Posted March 25 Posted March 25 Gets a cut of the action as the racket's muscle, and is worth all the pennies we rake in. 2 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 25 Posted March 25 Refuses to say just where these rats came from….and why their eyes are red. 2 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 25 Posted March 25 (edited) Has started an online petition to make Freakazoid a member of the Justice League Edited March 26 by Mode 7 2 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 25 Posted March 25 Went to Haribo Gummy Bears factory with a paper mache sword and said “put the bears in the bag, NOWWWWWWW!” 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 25 Posted March 25 Goes around town throwing eggs at gas station pumps. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 25 Posted March 25 Got an egg thrown at the back of his head around a gas station pump and went “oh-motherfucker!” 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 26 Posted March 26 (edited) Got chased by a bunch of Rhode Island Reds for throwing their eggs at people at the gas station. Edited March 26 by Mode 7 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 26 Posted March 26 (edited) He walked out the gas station with soda and chips and one of the Rhode Island Reds waddled up to him so he could pour some Pepsi in its mouth to make it happy. Edited March 26 by [classic swim] 2 Quote
Seight Posted March 26 Posted March 26 Typed a bunch of stuff on a keyboard and then went "I'M IN!" 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 26 Posted March 26 Was the “I won the internet!” kid in that old meme. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 26 Author Posted March 26 tells people he's mikey from those commercials, and that he survived a stomach rupture caused by pop rocks and pepsi. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 26 Author Posted March 26 tells people his grand dad was the original mr. peanut mascot. 1 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 26 Posted March 26 (edited) Told Dudeco about Disco's feet OnlyFans but didn't say that it was her feet. Edited March 26 by Mode 7 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 26 Author Posted March 26 tells people he was a roadie for john denver 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 26 Posted March 26 Tells people that she used to be a member of Jem and the Holograms 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 26 Posted March 26 Tells people he got an A on one of his math tests in 5th grade. 2 Quote
Seight Posted Wednesday at 10:33 AM Posted Wednesday at 10:33 AM Tells people he convinced Kiss to paint their faces 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Wednesday at 01:06 PM Posted Wednesday at 01:06 PM On 3/25/2025 at 5:38 AM, Mode 7 said: Is starting a new band that plays metal covers of 90s boy band's songs Being serious for a moment here.... If you're going to accuse me of ripping off Children of Bodom's schtick, then make it about guitar and keyboard wizardry, not making metal covers of 90s bubble gum pop. 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Wednesday at 01:17 PM Posted Wednesday at 01:17 PM 11 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Being serious for a moment here.... If you're going to accuse me of ripping off Children of Bodom's schtick, then make it about guitar and keyboard wizardry, not making metal covers of 90s bubble gum pop. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 05:05 PM Posted Wednesday at 05:05 PM Makes cereal in the crockpot. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Wednesday at 05:15 PM Posted Wednesday at 05:15 PM Tells everyone to stay away from his mashed potatoes and gravy. 2 1 Quote
Seight Posted Thursday at 01:09 AM Posted Thursday at 01:09 AM Only buys frozen pizza if it has an air fryer option 2 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Thursday at 01:24 AM Posted Thursday at 01:24 AM Opens 12-packs of soda right in the middle of the store and buys each can separately. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Thursday at 01:25 AM Posted Thursday at 01:25 AM Eats popscicles with a knife and fork 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 01:35 AM Posted Thursday at 01:35 AM Wakes up his wife from bed and says “get the gummy bears out from the cabinet. NOWWWWWWWW!” 3 Quote
Seight Posted Thursday at 10:42 AM Posted Thursday at 10:42 AM Tells Wendy's to put the bacon in the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger on the side 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted Thursday at 02:32 PM Author Posted Thursday at 02:32 PM prepares elaborate veggie trays for his cat. the cat has escaped 3 times. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Thursday at 03:50 PM Posted Thursday at 03:50 PM Has Seight’s cat locked in her basement. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Thursday at 05:58 PM Author Posted Thursday at 05:58 PM likes to wear a big bird costume as pajamas. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Thursday at 08:08 PM Posted Thursday at 08:08 PM Always says auto repairman instead of mechanic 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Thursday at 08:29 PM Posted Thursday at 08:29 PM Chops vegetables with a flathead screwdriver. 1 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Friday at 12:03 AM Author Posted Friday at 12:03 AM signs up for 5ks, stands at the starting line, then, heads over the pub for a couple pints, then makes his was to the finish line. he comes in a respectable 182 out of 500. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Friday at 12:09 AM Posted Friday at 12:09 AM Stands on the sidelines of races and hands out freshly-baked beignets to the runners. 1 2 Quote
Seight Posted Friday at 01:25 AM Posted Friday at 01:25 AM Runs his own outlaw water station during marathons 4 Quote
mthor Posted Friday at 01:28 AM Posted Friday at 01:28 AM Hands runners tapioca pudding during marathons. Just tapioca pudding; no container. 6 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Friday at 01:46 AM Posted Friday at 01:46 AM Throws jacks in front of the runners during marathons. 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Friday at 06:43 AM Posted Friday at 06:43 AM Chops vegetables with a philips head screwdriver. 4 Quote
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