myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

makes peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches...but skips the peanut butter. 

[The_annoying_one]

Puts cabbage on burgers instead of lettuce.

[discolé monade]

makes his family secret cole slaw-it uses kale

[mthor]

makes eggless souffles - her favorite is cheese-banana.

[Mode 7]

Once dated the Hamburgler

[[classic swim]]

He said “fuck Grimace from McDonald’s!” grabbed him out a truck and hit ‘em with a brick and started dancing.

[discolé monade]

will sometimes wear fishnets and spiked heels, just so he can tap dance on graves of his enemies...in style. 

[The_annoying_one]

Can summon brutal thunderstorms with just one look.

[scoobdog]

55 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Can summon brutal thunderstorms with just one look.

Got on the wrong side of her once, accidentally got the local pastor stuck by lighting while out golfing and had to make up a cover story.

[discolé monade]

runs a rat race out a basement in the red light district. 

literal rats...little lego jockeys and everything. 

[scoobdog]

Gets a cut of the action as the racket's muscle, and is worth all the pennies we rake in.

[The_annoying_one]

Refuses to say just where these rats came from….and why their eyes are red.

[Mode 7]

Has started an online petition to make Freakazoid a member of the Justice League 

Edited 9 hours ago by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Went to Haribo Gummy Bears factory with a paper mache sword and said “put the bears in the bag, NOWWWWWWW!”

[The_annoying_one]

Goes around town throwing eggs at gas station pumps.

[[classic swim]]

Got an egg thrown at the back of his head around a gas station pump and went “oh-motherfucker!”

[Mode 7]

Got chased by a bunch of Rhode Island Reds for throwing their eggs at people at the gas station.

Edited 11 hours ago by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

He walked out the gas station with soda and chips and one of the Rhode Island Reds waddled up to him so he could pour some Pepsi in its mouth to make it happy.

Edited 11 hours ago by [classic swim]

[Seight]

Typed a bunch of stuff on a keyboard and then went "I'M IN!"

[The_annoying_one]

Was the “I won the internet!” kid in that old meme.

[discolé monade]

tells people he's mikey from those commercials, and that he survived a stomach rupture caused by pop rocks and pepsi.

[Mode 7]

Tells people that she was the Gerber baby

[discolé monade]

tells people his grand dad was the original mr. peanut mascot. 

[The_annoying_one]

Tells people about zombie Jesus.

[Mode 7]

Told Dudeco about Disco's feet OnlyFans but didn't say that it was her feet.

Edited 9 hours ago by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

tells people he was a roadie for john denver

[Mode 7]

Tells people that she used to be a member of Jem and the Holograms

[The_annoying_one]

Tells people he got an A on one of his math tests in 5th grade.

[Mode 7]

Tells people that he met Eddie Vedder at Applebee's

[Seight]

Tells people he convinced Kiss to paint their faces