myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Laughed at every criminal that was arrested on Cops

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was every criminal that was arrested on Cops.

[-Kudasai-]

Holds the record for being captured  the most times on America's Most Wanted

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[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was the sax player for Black Sabbath when they were still known as the Polka Tulk Blues Band.

[-Kudasai-]

Committed felonious assault on a mime

[The_annoying_one]

Plays drums in a Weird Al polka cover band.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was that mime.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a unhealthy obsession with manscaping

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[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Spoiler

psst....TAO.... That was meant for Kudz but you posted too fast.

 

[The_annoying_one]

Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

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psst....TAO.... That was meant for Kudz but you posted too fast.

 

Spoiler

Sad react officially removed.

 

[-Kudasai-]

Stole Rebecca from Zeni

[The_annoying_one]

Signed up for Twitter just to heckle and harass certain UEMBers.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Signed up for Twitter just to heckle and harass Elon Musk.

[-Kudasai-]

Has made plans to go out next Satruday night and is even taking an overnight bag with him although the contents in said overnight bag are very suspicious

4 hacksaw blades, a handcuff key, rope, a razor blade with money wrapped around it, ball bearings, multiple screwdrivers and a detailed map of Folsom prison...I'll just look the other way and just wish you luck. 

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was a big player in the short-lived vaudeville revival of the 1980s.

[-Kudasai-]

I almost forgot. inside that suspicious overnight bag are two plane tickets to Saint Tropez

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[The_annoying_one]

Has broken out of many maximum security prisons using nothing but a smile and an empty paper towel roll.

[-Kudasai-]

Always carries a skeleton handcuff key everywhere he goes

[mthor]

Handcuffs skeletons.

[-Kudasai-]

uses skeletons as a xylophone

[The_annoying_one]

Is a world-class kazoo player.

[-Kudasai-]

Is expecting a visit from Doomer next Saturday with that suspicious overnight bag

[little_girl_lost]

didnt know what to do, so just grabbed onto some ducktales

[The_annoying_one]

Writes down every single post before typing it out.

[discolé monade]

reads various threads and comments from [uemb] in the genre of theatrical shakespeare, and assuming vocals. 

[-Kudasai-]

Has a feet OnlyFans account. The problem is no one knows who's feet are being used but it's been confirmed that they are not her feet. It's also been confirmed who the number one fan is and I think we all know who it is so I won't bother to mention their name

*coughs Dudeco*

Excuse me I think I'm coming down with a cold

[Seight]

Created the Club Sandwich when they were very hungry

[-Kudasai-]

Wears a cape when eating a hero sandwich 

[The_annoying_one]

Is in the process of organizing the world’s largest Macarena flash mob.

[-Kudasai-]

Every time he goes to bed he always wakes up the next morning in a morgue 

[[classic swim]]

Nichelle Nichols said he was in Alaska hunting polar bears.

[The_annoying_one]

Came up with the idea for “Naked and Afraid”.

[[classic swim]]

Watched an ep and thought it’d be better if he was naked.

[discolé monade]

was on 'naked and afraid', he wasn't a contestant...just liked running around naked. 

[The_annoying_one]

Hosts a nudists murder mystery theater event every Thursday night.

[-Kudasai-]

Hosts nudist puppet shows of Ultraman every Saturday night

[[classic swim]]

Hosts nudist puppet shows of The Tracey Ullman Show every Thursday night.

[The_annoying_one]

Threatens to file a noise complaint every time someone opens their mouth.

[[classic swim]]

When the neighbors at the very end of the street visit him, he says to the littlest “that’s my recliner, dumbass!”

[-Kudasai-]

Hosts nudist shadow puppet shows ever Sunday night

[The_annoying_one]

Owns a nudist colony.

[-Kudasai-]

Is currently renting at my nudist colony

[Seight]

Still trying to figure out why so many people want to do puppet shows while nude

[The_annoying_one]

Needs to know that I’m just along for the ride and have exactly zero interest in getting nude.

[-Kudasai-]

Is unsure if orange is a fruit or a color

[[classic swim]]

Sometimes he wishes he was a cupcake.

[The_annoying_one]

Wishes he was a fish.

[-Kudasai-]

Wishes he was a porcupine 

[discolé monade]

can't tune a piano, but can sure tuna fish. 

[The_annoying_one]

Took 29 pages of this thread to bust out that zinger.