myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

found the brown note on a recorder.

[-Kudasai-]

Is banned from British Columbia

[The_annoying_one]

Cried during “Dumb & Dumber”.

[little_girl_lost]

Shouts out "omelette du fromage" when he climaxes

[-Kudasai-]

Is banned from all Chuck E Cheese locations

[Seight]

Their picture is on the wall of the nearest Kroger

[The_annoying_one]

Lost out on Employee Of The Month while working at home in a self-made business.

[discolé monade]

calls in sick to places he doesn't work. 

[-Kudasai-]

Spends her free time trying to solve the mystery on how did the Ninja Turtles manage to get money for pizza

Edited February 13, 2025 by Blazing Puck

[discolé monade]

loves to brag about how good his guitar riffs are. problem is, all the strings are G. 

[The_annoying_one]

Can summon a brutal thunderstorm whenever the wrong person pisses her off.

[discolé monade]

like to piss me off, so he can sing 'blame it on the rain', by his all time favorite lip syncers. 

[-Kudasai-]

Has also been banned from the Yukon Territories 

[discolé monade]

once was a confidential informant to the canadian mounties.

[-Kudasai-]

Is currently awaiting trial for the murder of her imaginary friend

Edited February 13, 2025 by Blazing Puck

[The_annoying_one]

Still has an imaginary friend. His name is Bartholomew Daniels.

[-Kudasai-]

Got banned from the public pool for pouring bubble bath into the water

Edited February 13, 2025 by Blazing Puck

[discolé monade]

insists that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. 

[The_annoying_one]

Secretly wrote most of the Top 40 hit songs of the 90s.

[-Kudasai-]

Made hasenpfeffer out of the Easter bunny

[PhilosipherStoned]

Is banned from Canada for fighting with the wrong stick during a hockey tournament. 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to eat burritos with absolutely nothing inside of them.

[Seight]

Always orders cheese sauce on the side so they can pour it directly into their mouth

[[classic swim]]

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

[The_annoying_one]

Used to be an adventurer like me until they took an arrow in the knee.

[discolé monade]

 is terrified of virginia woolfe. 

[-Kudasai-]

Owns the Jeepers Creepers truck

Edited February 13, 2025 by Blazing Puck

[The_annoying_one]

Has the Jeepers Creepers theme song as his ringtone.

[-Kudasai-]

Has the creeper locked up in his garage 

[scoobdog]

Is the real Mr Carswell.

[-Kudasai-]

He would've gotten away with if it weren't for those meddling kids

[discolé monade]

***time out....shut up scoob.   lmao....i snorted. actually scared the cat****

has carboard cutouts of the live action scooby doo movie. he like to LARP in his backyard. 

[-Kudasai-]

Has a cardboard cutout of Raymond Burr

[The_annoying_one]

Cuts his toast in the shape of Alfred Hitchcock’s silhouette.

[-Kudasai-]

Has posters of Rod Serling all over his bedroom

[[classic swim]]

Isn’t scared of the Chicago Bears. 

[discolé monade]

got lost in the bermuda triangle. no...not the one out there in the atlantic, that new trendy hip store at the mall 

[-Kudasai-]

Was the sketch artist that drew that creepy ass sketch of the Night Stalker

[discolé monade]

once posed for a sketch artist.....

[The_annoying_one]

Used to be a sketch artist…..

[[classic swim]]

Was a director in a PORNO movie...

[Seight]

Distributed said porno movie

[-Kudasai-]

Starred in said porno movie

[The_annoying_one]

Purchased every copy of that porno movie.

[discolé monade]

promoted a homemade porno on craig's list.    

found a box of old homemade porno at a pawn shop in vegas

Edited February 14, 2025 by discolé monade

[-Kudasai-]

Has an intense phobia of rubber duckies

[discolé monade]

took a piss on the hollywood sign. 

[The_annoying_one]

Did the same thing from the top of the Empire State Building.

[[classic swim]]

Makes sea lion noises on the plane to get the crying babies to laugh.

[The_annoying_one]

Has a YouTube channel full of lullabies sung in an AI-generated voice.