What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[Insipid]

Skinny Pop is my new favorite snack. I could eat it all day.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

What's for dinner?

[[classic swim]]

44 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

What's for dinner?

[UwPp]

I go to the Hemoc center tomorrow.

My WBC is high and my PCP doesn't know why.

I'm kinda nervous...

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Wow... what can you say about four people who decided to gang up on one guy and threaten him with sharpened tools for money?

[André Toulon]

[André Toulon]

Just ate 3 twix icecream bars. This is going to be so regrettable 

[The_annoying_one]

Did I actually pay $9 for a jar of peanut butter today?

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

2 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Did I actually pay $9 for a jar of peanut butter today?

The bigger the jar, the higher the price, usually.  Unless, you're buying in a warehouse club.

[Insipid]

3 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Did I actually pay $9 for a jar of peanut butter today?

I hope it was ethically sourced and organic at that price.

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, Insipid said:

I hope it was ethically sourced and organic at that price.

I…somehow misread my receipt. It was actually $6. Oops.

[Insipid]

I'm not even subscribed to this legit pedophile's channel anymore, and youtube gives me no option to block his creepy ass from appearing on my feed.

Edited August 7 by Insipid

[[classic swim]]

Does anyone else remember the Zombie Strippers movie that Freddy Krueger guy made?

[The_annoying_one]

3 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Does anyone else remember the Zombie Strippers movie that Freddy Krueger guy made?

I’m pretty sure I do, but I don’t think I’ve ever watched it.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Why does the name Lloyd need two L's? Why can't it just be Loyd? 

[viperxmns]

circle of life

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

E.T. for the Atari 2600 has the reputation as the worst video game of all time.... But can there really be a worse video game than Action 52 existing?

[UwPp]

Blah. Today is dragging. 

They took  8 vials of blood, out of both my hands because my one hand clotted. 

I have to go back in 2 weeks to talk about results. 😮‍💨

 

[[classic swim]]

Guess I’m gonna spend some hours watching a playthrough. Even if I had the console I’m sure I’d be dodging a bullet by not buying, but I’m sure I’ll like in some form.

[UwPp]

I love my best friend dearly. 

I want to throat punch her crackhead uncle. 

He makes my skin crawl and he's rude af. Thinking hes hot shit with a fucking beer belly, no teeth having, bald headed, shirtless self. 🤢🤮🤢

 

Just no. Stay far far away from me. 

[The_annoying_one]

My social awkwardness sure came out swinging today. Time to start ghosting people for at least a few hours.

[viperxmns]

Why is it still a penny for thoughts, youd think with inflation that shit would cost at least a dime by now

[UwPp]

Lil Wayne plays tonight and I'm sooo tempted to buy tickets. But I don't have anyone to go with. 😭

 

I wanna be rachet and shake my ass to the OG.

Edited August 8 by UwPp

[André Toulon]

2 minutes ago, UwPp said:

Lil Wayne plays tonight and I'm sooo tempted to buy tickets. But I don't any anyone to go with. 😭

 

I wanna be rachet and shake my ass to the OG.

I'll go, I'll go.... I'll buy your ticket but you have to drive and I require weed.... I dont care for his new Carter, which is probably some of what he'll perform, but Wayne just might be my #1 favorite rapper.

 

 

[UwPp]

4 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I'll go, I'll go.... I'll buy your ticket but you have to drive and I require weed.... I dont care for his new Carter, which is probably some of what he'll perform, but Wayne just might be my #1 favorite rapper.

 

 

Sounds like a deal! 

I have weed, silly, who do you think I am?

 

Also hes my favorite rapper too.

Ive been singing no shoes all morning. 🤣

Edited August 8 by UwPp

[Insipid]

I'm obsessed with walking the nature trails at the park lately. There are so many of them I have yet to explore. Yesterday, I took one that went into a storm drain tunnel and the bridge afterward looked to be falling apart. The path was covered in vegetation and spider webs, so I assume it's not that popular. It led to the wave pool area, which also had a trail but I didn't walk it. I was annoyed with all the vegetation. I walked on the road back to the main area of the park.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

A fiction writer is a person who gets paid to daydream.  When he starts letting other people tell him what to write, he's not a fiction writer anymore.  He's a stenographer. 

[viperxmns]

Scrolling twitter means thinking to yourself 'shut up elon' on a daily basis

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/how-do-401ks-work-frequently-asked-questions

 

 

[André Toulon]

There's this slightly spicy mayo i had at a poboy shop once but any "spicy mayo" i find in the store is overwhelming with the pepper flavor. Not necessarily hot but just overpowering...I wonder if i can modify a jar of Hellmann's to do what i want 

[The_annoying_one]

The internet is absolutely boring today.

[discolé monade]

3 hours ago, André Toulon said:

There's this slightly spicy mayo i had at a poboy shop once but any "spicy mayo" i find in the store is overwhelming with the pepper flavor. Not necessarily hot but just overpowering...I wonder if i can modify a jar of Hellmann's to do what i want 

not hellmann's, get dukes or blue plate. sriracha and lime juice. 

 

[André Toulon]

9 hours ago, discolé monade said:

not hellmann's, get dukes or blue plate. sriracha and lime juice. 

 

Dont know what dukes is and I'm slightly offended you recommended Blue plate...like *gasp*

[UwPp]

@André Toulon well apparently Wayne didnt show up on stage until 10 and then tyga did like a half hour set singing covers of chris brown songs 🤣🤣 

[André Toulon]

Wonder if wayne was leaned out. I've heard people complain about his shows but idc... that's the Block Burner.

 

[Insipid]

I love Kraft, Stouffer's, and KFC mac n cheese . . . but Velveeta is so fucking nasty. I tried eating it again the other day. Never again.

[UwPp]

Why the fuck did i agree to work a saturday for an extra $100 in my check?

This is bullshit. 

[The_annoying_one]

I used to be such a patient person. What the fuck was wrong with me in those days?

[UwPp]

My gma has been begging us to have a garage sale. We finally allow one, she gets all bitchy. Then says she's dying tomorrow, so I told her id start planning her funeral. 😐

 

...

 

Its hot as balls outside. 

Needless to say we've had a few customers. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Making a tea concoction. 

Valerian, lemon balm, kava root, ginkgo biloba and lactuca virosa.

[UwPp]

Pissed the besties crackhead uncle off real good. He tried talking shit about my hair and I looked at him and was like well its not on your fucking head so it doesnt matter. It shut him right up. 

Thank God. 

[UwPp]

56 minutes ago, UwPp said:

Pissed the besties crackhead uncle off real good. He tried talking shit about my hair and I looked at him and was like well its not on your fucking head so it doesnt matter. It shut him right up. 

Thank God. 

Spoke too soon. He continued to belittle me so badly about being on my phone,  just literally minding my business, when I exploded and left. 

...

Yes I even had angry tears. 

[Insipid]

I love ethnic food stores. The local Indian store sells Thai chilis for 3.50 a pound. The local brand grocery store, on the other hand, sells them in a prepackaged quarter pound case for 6 dollars. Get fucked.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

On 8/9/2025 at 10:19 AM, UwPp said:

Why the fuck did i agree to work a saturday for an extra $100 in my check?

This is bullshit. 

I never worked overtime, even when the boss tried to mandate it.

[The_annoying_one]

I’m bored and kind of hungry, but I don’t feel like doing or eating anything. Guess I just need to find some kind of distraction.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Mamdani is going to win the mayoral race by a plurality in New York because the Republican voters there won't unite behind one candidate for the Replublican ticket.  They're too divided.

So, what comes next will be Mamdani's fight to abolish private property and make all housing government owned.

That means he has to find some way to sidestep the Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution, specifically the "Takings" clause. 

[[classic swim]]

Lesbian sex chatrooms

[André Toulon]

Holy shit....i forgot, i got a pecan pie

[The_annoying_one]

Oh, Tubi, Tubi, Tubi…

I’m so glad you’re free to stream. You keep hitting me with the most offensively bullshit excuses for movies, and I still sit through them like an idiot.

[tsar4]