What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

I have a lot of badges and pins that won't make me a superior person.  They're fun to wear.  No need for any laws that require them.  Others can just... be.

Edited August 1 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[André Toulon]

This is the worst white chocolate and macadamia nut cookie on earth...i bought it because it came in this fancy lil baggie, but it like it has sand in it or something....soft sand, but sand none the less

[Jman]

If I didn’t have a ton of paperwork for that apartment and a job to worry about, I’d totally stay in Aruba for another week.  Do nothing but hang out on the beach, golf, and play poker.  Unfortunately, duty calls.  I have to head home tomorrow.

[The_annoying_one]

There’s something about being around children screaming bloody murder in a public place, while their nearby parents refuse to acknowledge or do anything about it, that just fills me with so much dread for the future of this world.

Edited August 1 by The_annoying_one
Accidental period where a comma should have been.

[UwPp]

I'm so sleepy. Im ready for bed.

My weed man needs to hurry the fuck up. 

[Insipid]

I'm quite sad; I think I can no longer eat spicy food. It makes me, well, bleed. Oh well. Now, I will enjoy the spices of biryani unmarred by the heat. Maybe it won't be so bad.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Heading out to get a custom picture frame made. (Odd sized picture)

Haven't decided yet whether to go with a steam punk style or get fancy with an art decco style.  What goes better with a hand drawn portrait of a man in an old style suit and fedora pointing a pistol?

Edited August 2 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[UwPp]

I took a 2 hour nap already after cleaning the shit out of my car. 

Time to drink some coffee and ready to drive to the concert hall. 👌

[André Toulon]

Just me today so i dont want to cook, because i cant cook for one person. I have shit portioned to thaw for me and the kids so obviously gonna get some sort of takeout, but nothing sounds appealing.

Kinda want ceviche, but one order isnt enough. Kinda need to learn to make it 

Probably just get panda

[Jman]

Well, at least I ended my trip up at the roulette table.  Somehow managed to win back all the money I spent on cabs, items, and souvenirs.

[The_annoying_one]

I forgot to pick up some Tylenol when I went to Walmart yesterday. And I’m not making a special trip in the rain today just for one thing. Oh well. It happens.

[Mode 7]

Sometimes I think that maybe I should start dating again but then reality hits when I see what's out roaming the streets and that's when I say to myself that dying alone isn't exactly ideal but at least it's quieter. 

[UwPp]

Just heard the security ask if they had eyes on Josh Allen. 👀

[Virtual Satyr]

Had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my back pain medicine.

Gave the pharmacist my name and heard an audible gasp from the person behind me.

You see, I share the same name with a man who was recently found guilty of murdering 2 girls in a town near mine.

This kind of encounter has happened several times.

 

I think it's hilarious.

[Mode 7]

Well this is bad, I'm trying to unlock my debit card so I get something to eat and I can't access my account what the fuck is going on?

[Lynnrael]

I'm still alive and also i have two girlfriends. they're also girlfriends. it's pretty cool.

[Insipid]

I kind of wanted to get back into watching Detective Conan, but I put some thought into it. This series has been going on for like 30 years now, and Conan is still a fucking kid. I don't mind something like The Simpsons and South Park, where the kids never grow up and are frozen in time. They don't have an overreaching plot though.

Meh, I just don't have the patience for the suspension of disbelief something like Detective Conan requires anymore. I guess I have become cynical, skeptical, old, boring, what have you . . .

[Mode 7]

I don't feel like eating tonight

[Insipid]

This made me feel nostalgic.

 

[UwPp]

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

I’m exhausted and I’ve literally done nothing today. What is this I don’t even…

[Mode 7]

What's really pissing me off about this whole ordeal it's not just not being able to access my money, it's the fact that there's clearly a nationwide outage and this company hasn't said a damn thing publicly to their customers about what's going on.

[UwPp]

My high ass decided to get a couple slices of pizza at my local grocery store.

..

Slowly regretting eating the first slice even though it was delicious. 

[Mode 7]

I was able to access my account and unlock my debit card but I had to do it by downloading Firefox, the app and chrome still aren't working. So now I'm damned if I lock my card and damned if don't lock my card 

[UwPp]

One concert down. Three to go.

Next up The Jonas Brothers.

Then Red Hot Chilli Peppers. 

Finally, for my birthday Blink 182. 

 

👌

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

It's 2025, already?  Great Scott! 

How did advertising for dungarees go from BS to SS?  What have I missed?

[Jman]

I haven't gone to Las Vegas in decades and have zero plans to, but how messed up is a city when people go "Man, I miss when the mafia ran things!  They at least cared about the customers!"?

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

On 8/2/2025 at 4:34 PM, Virtual Satyr said:

Had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my back pain medicine.

Gave the pharmacist my name and heard an audible gasp from the person behind me.

You see, I share the same name with a man who was recently found guilty of murdering 2 girls in a town near mine.

This kind of encounter has happened several times.

 

I think it's hilarious.

Unfortunately this clip doesn't contain the scene at the Giants game, which mirrors the situation you posted about.

Edited August 4 by Doom Metal Alchemist

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

On 8/2/2025 at 7:34 PM, Virtual Satyr said:

Had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my back pain medicine.

Gave the pharmacist my name and heard an audible gasp from the person behind me.

You see, I share the same name with a man who was recently found guilty of murdering 2 girls in a town near mine.

This kind of encounter has happened several times.

 

I think it's hilarious.

My pharmacy has the whole line standing twenty feet from the counter and the store associates barely speak above the level of a gnat's whisper.  Privacy is king there.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

What's always a lot more fun than being drunk? 

Showing up at a venue like this to watch everyone else get drunk.

https://historicsmithvillenj.com/18-oktoberfest

Edited August 4 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[Insipid]

22 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

What's always a lot more fun than being drunk? 

Showing up at a venue like this to watch everyone else get drunk.

https://historicsmithvillenj.com/18-oktoberfest

Attending something like that with friends, regardless of intoxication status, obviously.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 hour ago, Insipid said:

Attending something like that with friends, regardless of intoxication status, obviously.

A pal of mine might set up her kiosk there.

[Insipid]

lol, cope.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

28 minutes ago, Insipid said:

lol, cope.

Cope?  Thrre's nothing that needs coping.  She's the same one who drove me to Vineland one summer.  I was there to adopt some cats.  She's not a romantic interest, but we do exchange text or go out for lunch from time to time.  She has a side business, selling hand made soap at community events, such as the Festival of Lights. 

[[classic swim]]

2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Cope?  Thrre's nothing that needs coping.  She's the same one who drove me to Vineland one summer.  I was there to adopt some cats.  She's not a romantic interest, but we do exchange text or go out for lunch from time to time.  She has a side business, selling hand made soap at community events, such as the Festival of Lights. 

Does she joke about how she’s way taller than you and that she could put you in a headlock?

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

49 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Does she joke about how she’s way taller than you and that she could put you in a headlock?

She isn't. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

My neighbor thinks that someone is getting into her place when she's not home and stealing things.  I told her to try some bait.  Leave something that looks valuable sitting out in a designated spot for a few days.  If it's gone later, her suspicion is confirmed.  I gave her a gold plated chain.  It's a five dollar crap item, but it looks real enough for this game. 

Edited August 4 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[Insipid]

2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

My neighbor thinks that someone is getting into her place when she's not home and stealing things.  I told her to try some bait.  Leave something that looks valuable sitting out in a designated spot for a few days.  If it's gone later, her suspicion is confirmed.  I gave her a gold plated chain.  It's a five dollar crap item, but it looks real enough for this game. 

@[classic swim] You know what to do.

[[classic swim]]

5 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

My neighbor thinks that someone is getting into her place when she's not home and stealing things.  I told her to try some bait.  Leave something that looks valuable sitting out in a designated spot for a few days.  If it's gone later, her suspicion is confirmed.  I gave her a gold plated chain.  It's a five dollar crap item, but it looks real enough for this game. 

Would you ask if you could get under her blanket while she’s eating nachos?

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

9 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Would you ask if you could get under her blanket while she’s eating nachos?

She's not blanket worthy. 

[UwPp]

I'm so high i forgot what I was going to write here. 

..

Thanks mary jane. 

[Mode 7]

27 minutes ago, UwPp said:

I'm so high i forgot what I was going to write here. 

..

Thanks mary jane. 

 

[The_annoying_one]

My internet is barely working today and it’s driving me crazy.

[Virtual Satyr]

16 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Unfortunately this clip doesn't contain the scene at the Giants game, which mirrors the situation you posted about.

Someone in Seinfrld group I'm in on FB suggested I change my name to O.J.

[UwPp]

I have 100 triages. 

That means I have 100 people to call.

We booking out until December - January 2026.

...

Got me out of having to go to the office though. MUAHAHAHA

[Virtual Satyr]

There's a post on FB announcing Hugh Laurie has been cast as Dumbledore.

The post then goes on to explain this is for a new batch of audiobooks they are releasing alongside the HBO reboot.

I went to the comments and, of course, I found people saying they can't wait to see House playing Dumbledore or being confused since John Lithgow was already cast.

There would be so much less confusion in this world if people learned how to fucking read.

[UwPp]

My friend ordered my food at the same time he did his. My food has yet to come out. 

Trivia is sucking tonight. 

[UwPp]

Wow. We got 2nd place in trivia tonight out of 12! 

Wahooo!

We won a $15 gift card. 

[The_annoying_one]

I wanted a laughably bad movie tonight to get my mind off of things, but this shit just wasn’t it. Oh well.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, The_annoying_one said:

I wanted a laughably bad movie tonight to get my mind off of things, but this shit just wasn’t it. Oh well.

Next time, stream "Joe Dancer, Your Life Is Calling", starring Richard Pryor.  Absolutely the single worst movie ever made, and the only one that ever had me get up and leave the theater before it finished.