What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

It's actually kind of astonishing how Ozzy Osbourne's death had literally 0 to do with alcohol, drugs, or general reckless behavior and instead died from the same thing Michael J. Fox died might die from.

Edited Thursday at 06:10 PM by Doom Metal Alchemist

[-Kudasai-]

27 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

It's actually kind of astonishing how Ozzy Osbourne's death had literally 0 to do with alcohol, drugs, or general reckless behavior and instead died from the same thing Michael J. Fox died from.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

53 minutes ago, -Kudasai- said:

*checks notes*

Whoops, looks like he's still alive. 

[The_annoying_one]

Well, I finally managed to eat a little something (just a few potato chips) for the first time in 2 days. Maybe that’s a good sign?

[-Kudasai-]

For the first time in days I woke up to sunshine, I hope that this is a good sign of 2026.

[The_annoying_one]

People sure are peopling today. I mean…ew…

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

It occurs to me that Jenna Ortega might have based her performances of Wednesday Addams on Aubrey Plaza's character from Parks & Rec.

[UwPp]

I'm feeling extremely hot. 

Like sweating hot. 

Idk what the temperature is in this house but I just had to strip. 

[-Kudasai-]

4 minutes ago, UwPp said:

I'm feeling extremely hot. 

Like sweating hot. 

Idk what the temperature is in this house but I just had to strip. 

Got dam that hot

[-Kudasai-]

That moment when you get to the Laundromat and you're the customer who's there 

[The_annoying_one]

Why am I so hot when the temp is in the mid 50s? I just checked and I’m definitely not running a fever.

[Jman]

Outdoor pull ups in sub freezing temperatures are a prime reminder of why gyms are indoors.

[-Kudasai-]

My bed is calling my name.

[The_annoying_one]

I just found out one of my Facebook friends died 2 days before Christmas. I never met him in real life, only online, but we really got along when we talked.

Shit like this is why I’m never in any hurry to do the whole “friend” thing. It’s always ended badly for me.

[UwPp]

Babysitting means I control the TV. 

Watched the ending of vampire diaries tonight. Bawled. Just like I did like 10 years ago. 

Anyways, got the 10 year old into sailor moon. 

I forced it upon her. Just like I've done with studio ghibli movies. 

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. 

 

Also they regret eating tbell tonight. She's been farting up a storm. 

[Insipid]

The Pitt is a great show, but now some people are starting to call Pittsburgh the Pitt. The thing is no one here ever says that. They do say the Burgh though.

[Insipid]

Got my first tooth extraction today, no sedatives, just the lidociane. That was an insane amount of pressure, but it really wasn't that bad. Everyone in the office, including the oral surgeon, was female. Very positive experience for a shitty situation.

[The_annoying_one]

Every time I think I’m out, things just pull me right back in.

[[classic swim]]

If you’re just a teensy little lady working Human Resources then I guess just..... talk like a fucking stripper at the lowest possible fucking tone at 10 in the morning? And then hang up on me because you can’t fucking speak clearly?

Sorry to interrupt you fingering your tight little pussy beneath the desk because I fucking have more passion for working than your Barbie doll ass. Fuck you whore.

[UwPp]

This day is dragging. 

I love my galaxy flip 7. 

I'm tired and want nap. 

[André Toulon]

3 hours ago, UwPp said:

This day is dragging. 

I love my galaxy flip 7. 

I'm tired and want nap. 

This is structured like corporate disciplinary scripts. A criticism, followed by a positive then ending on another criticism....

Are you HR

[-Kudasai-]

My back hurts 

[The_annoying_one]

I wanna watch something, but I’d kind of rather just go to bed.