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If I didn’t have a ton of paperwork for that apartment and a job to worry about, I’d totally stay in Aruba for another week.  Do nothing but hang out on the beach, golf, and play poker.  Unfortunately, duty calls.  I have to head home tomorrow.

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There’s something about being around children screaming bloody murder in a public place, while their nearby parents refuse to acknowledge or do anything about it, that just fills me with so much dread for the future of this world.

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Accidental period where a comma should have been.
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Heading out to get a custom picture frame made. (Odd sized picture)

Haven't decided yet whether to go with a steam punk style or get fancy with an art decco style.  What goes better with a hand drawn portrait of a man in an old style suit and fedora pointing a pistol?

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Just me today so i dont want to cook, because i cant cook for one person. I have shit portioned to thaw for me and the kids so obviously gonna get some sort of takeout, but nothing sounds appealing.

Kinda want ceviche, but one order isnt enough. Kinda need to learn to make it 

Probably just get panda

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Sometimes I think that maybe I should start dating again but then reality hits when I see what's out roaming the streets and that's when I say to myself that dying alone isn't exactly ideal but at least it's quieter. 

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Had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my back pain medicine.

Gave the pharmacist my name and heard an audible gasp from the person behind me.

You see, I share the same name with a man who was recently found guilty of murdering 2 girls in a town near mine.

This kind of encounter has happened several times.

 

I think it's hilarious.

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I kind of wanted to get back into watching Detective Conan, but I put some thought into it. This series has been going on for like 30 years now, and Conan is still a fucking kid. I don't mind something like The Simpsons and South Park, where the kids never grow up and are frozen in time. They don't have an overreaching plot though.

Meh, I just don't have the patience for the suspension of disbelief something like Detective Conan requires anymore. I guess I have become cynical, skeptical, old, boring, what have you . . .

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What's really pissing me off about this whole ordeal it's not just not being able to access my money, it's the fact that there's clearly a nationwide outage and this company hasn't said a damn thing publicly to their customers about what's going on.

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My high ass decided to get a couple slices of pizza at my local grocery store.

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Slowly regretting eating the first slice even though it was delicious. 

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I was able to access my account and unlock my debit card but I had to do it by downloading Firefox, the app and chrome still aren't working. So now I'm damned if I lock my card and damned if don't lock my card :LithiumSmileyIndifferent:

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I haven't gone to Las Vegas in decades and have zero plans to, but how messed up is a city when people go "Man, I miss when the mafia ran things!  They at least cared about the customers!"?

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On 8/2/2025 at 4:34 PM, Virtual Satyr said:

Had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my back pain medicine.

Gave the pharmacist my name and heard an audible gasp from the person behind me.

You see, I share the same name with a man who was recently found guilty of murdering 2 girls in a town near mine.

This kind of encounter has happened several times.

 

I think it's hilarious.

Unfortunately this clip doesn't contain the scene at the Giants game, which mirrors the situation you posted about.

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On 8/2/2025 at 7:34 PM, Virtual Satyr said:

Had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my back pain medicine.

Gave the pharmacist my name and heard an audible gasp from the person behind me.

You see, I share the same name with a man who was recently found guilty of murdering 2 girls in a town near mine.

This kind of encounter has happened several times.

 

I think it's hilarious.

My pharmacy has the whole line standing twenty feet from the counter and the store associates barely speak above the level of a gnat's whisper.  Privacy is king there.

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28 minutes ago, Insipid said:

lol, cope.

Cope?  Thrre's nothing that needs coping.  She's the same one who drove me to Vineland one summer.  I was there to adopt some cats.  She's not a romantic interest, but we do exchange text or go out for lunch from time to time.  She has a side business, selling hand made soap at community events, such as the Festival of Lights. 

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2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Cope?  Thrre's nothing that needs coping.  She's the same one who drove me to Vineland one summer.  I was there to adopt some cats.  She's not a romantic interest, but we do exchange text or go out for lunch from time to time.  She has a side business, selling hand made soap at community events, such as the Festival of Lights. 

Does she joke about how she’s way taller than you and that she could put you in a headlock?

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My neighbor thinks that someone is getting into her place when she's not home and stealing things.  I told her to try some bait.  Leave something that looks valuable sitting out in a designated spot for a few days.  If it's gone later, her suspicion is confirmed.  I gave her a gold plated chain.  It's a five dollar crap item, but it looks real enough for this game. 

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2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

My neighbor thinks that someone is getting into her place when she's not home and stealing things.  I told her to try some bait.  Leave something that looks valuable sitting out in a designated spot for a few days.  If it's gone later, her suspicion is confirmed.  I gave her a gold plated chain.  It's a five dollar crap item, but it looks real enough for this game. 

@[classic swim] You know what to do.

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5 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

My neighbor thinks that someone is getting into her place when she's not home and stealing things.  I told her to try some bait.  Leave something that looks valuable sitting out in a designated spot for a few days.  If it's gone later, her suspicion is confirmed.  I gave her a gold plated chain.  It's a five dollar crap item, but it looks real enough for this game. 

Would you ask if you could get under her blanket while she’s eating nachos?

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16 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Unfortunately this clip doesn't contain the scene at the Giants game, which mirrors the situation you posted about.

Someone in Seinfrld group I'm in on FB suggested I change my name to O.J.

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I have 100 triages. 

That means I have 100 people to call.

We booking out until December - January 2026.

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Got me out of having to go to the office though. MUAHAHAHA

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