The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Friday at 04:49 AM Posted Friday at 04:49 AM (edited) I have a lot of badges and pins that won't make me a superior person. They're fun to wear. No need for any laws that require them. Others can just... be. Edited Friday at 04:53 AM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow Quote
André Toulon Posted Friday at 01:25 PM Posted Friday at 01:25 PM This is the worst white chocolate and macadamia nut cookie on earth...i bought it because it came in this fancy lil baggie, but it like it has sand in it or something....soft sand, but sand none the less 1 2 Quote
Jman Posted Friday at 08:10 PM Posted Friday at 08:10 PM If I didn’t have a ton of paperwork for that apartment and a job to worry about, I’d totally stay in Aruba for another week. Do nothing but hang out on the beach, golf, and play poker. Unfortunately, duty calls. I have to head home tomorrow. Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Friday at 09:59 PM Posted Friday at 09:59 PM (edited) There’s something about being around children screaming bloody murder in a public place, while their nearby parents refuse to acknowledge or do anything about it, that just fills me with so much dread for the future of this world. Edited Friday at 10:00 PM by The_annoying_one Accidental period where a comma should have been. 1 Quote
UwPp Posted Saturday at 12:38 AM Posted Saturday at 12:38 AM I'm so sleepy. Im ready for bed. My weed man needs to hurry the fuck up. 1 Quote
Insipid Posted Saturday at 02:11 AM Posted Saturday at 02:11 AM I'm quite sad; I think I can no longer eat spicy food. It makes me, well, bleed. Oh well. Now, I will enjoy the spices of biryani unmarred by the heat. Maybe it won't be so bad. 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Saturday at 01:41 PM Posted Saturday at 01:41 PM (edited) Heading out to get a custom picture frame made. (Odd sized picture) Haven't decided yet whether to go with a steam punk style or get fancy with an art decco style. What goes better with a hand drawn portrait of a man in an old style suit and fedora pointing a pistol? Edited Saturday at 01:41 PM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow Quote
UwPp Posted Saturday at 05:35 PM Posted Saturday at 05:35 PM I took a 2 hour nap already after cleaning the shit out of my car. Time to drink some coffee and ready to drive to the concert hall. 👌 1 Quote
André Toulon Posted Saturday at 07:12 PM Posted Saturday at 07:12 PM Just me today so i dont want to cook, because i cant cook for one person. I have shit portioned to thaw for me and the kids so obviously gonna get some sort of takeout, but nothing sounds appealing. Kinda want ceviche, but one order isnt enough. Kinda need to learn to make it Probably just get panda 1 Quote
Jman Posted Saturday at 07:18 PM Posted Saturday at 07:18 PM Well, at least I ended my trip up at the roulette table. Somehow managed to win back all the money I spent on cabs, items, and souvenirs. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Saturday at 08:34 PM Posted Saturday at 08:34 PM I forgot to pick up some Tylenol when I went to Walmart yesterday. And I’m not making a special trip in the rain today just for one thing. Oh well. It happens. Quote
Mode 7 Posted Saturday at 11:01 PM Posted Saturday at 11:01 PM Sometimes I think that maybe I should start dating again but then reality hits when I see what's out roaming the streets and that's when I say to myself that dying alone isn't exactly ideal but at least it's quieter. 1 2 Quote
UwPp Posted Saturday at 11:21 PM Posted Saturday at 11:21 PM Just heard the security ask if they had eyes on Josh Allen. 👀 1 Quote
Virtual Satyr Posted Saturday at 11:34 PM Posted Saturday at 11:34 PM Had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my back pain medicine. Gave the pharmacist my name and heard an audible gasp from the person behind me. You see, I share the same name with a man who was recently found guilty of murdering 2 girls in a town near mine. This kind of encounter has happened several times. I think it's hilarious. Quote
Mode 7 Posted Sunday at 12:01 AM Posted Sunday at 12:01 AM Well this is bad, I'm trying to unlock my debit card so I get something to eat and I can't access my account what the fuck is going on? 1 Quote
Lynnrael Posted Sunday at 12:20 AM Posted Sunday at 12:20 AM I'm still alive and also i have two girlfriends. they're also girlfriends. it's pretty cool. 1 1 Quote
Insipid Posted Sunday at 02:04 AM Posted Sunday at 02:04 AM I kind of wanted to get back into watching Detective Conan, but I put some thought into it. This series has been going on for like 30 years now, and Conan is still a fucking kid. I don't mind something like The Simpsons and South Park, where the kids never grow up and are frozen in time. They don't have an overreaching plot though. Meh, I just don't have the patience for the suspension of disbelief something like Detective Conan requires anymore. I guess I have become cynical, skeptical, old, boring, what have you . . . Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 08:58 PM Posted Sunday at 08:58 PM I’m exhausted and I’ve literally done nothing today. What is this I don’t even… 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Sunday at 10:07 PM Posted Sunday at 10:07 PM What's really pissing me off about this whole ordeal it's not just not being able to access my money, it's the fact that there's clearly a nationwide outage and this company hasn't said a damn thing publicly to their customers about what's going on. 1 Quote
UwPp Posted Sunday at 11:10 PM Posted Sunday at 11:10 PM My high ass decided to get a couple slices of pizza at my local grocery store. .. Slowly regretting eating the first slice even though it was delicious. 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted yesterday at 12:11 AM Posted yesterday at 12:11 AM I was able to access my account and unlock my debit card but I had to do it by downloading Firefox, the app and chrome still aren't working. So now I'm damned if I lock my card and damned if don't lock my card 1 Quote
UwPp Posted yesterday at 10:43 AM Posted yesterday at 10:43 AM One concert down. Three to go. Next up The Jonas Brothers. Then Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Finally, for my birthday Blink 182. 👌 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted yesterday at 12:13 PM Posted yesterday at 12:13 PM It's 2025, already? Great Scott! How did advertising for dungarees go from BS to SS? What have I missed? Quote
Jman Posted yesterday at 12:27 PM Posted yesterday at 12:27 PM I haven't gone to Las Vegas in decades and have zero plans to, but how messed up is a city when people go "Man, I miss when the mafia ran things! They at least cared about the customers!"? 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted yesterday at 12:51 PM Posted yesterday at 12:51 PM (edited) On 8/2/2025 at 4:34 PM, Virtual Satyr said: Had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my back pain medicine. Gave the pharmacist my name and heard an audible gasp from the person behind me. You see, I share the same name with a man who was recently found guilty of murdering 2 girls in a town near mine. This kind of encounter has happened several times. I think it's hilarious. Unfortunately this clip doesn't contain the scene at the Giants game, which mirrors the situation you posted about. Edited yesterday at 12:52 PM by Doom Metal Alchemist 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted yesterday at 12:58 PM Posted yesterday at 12:58 PM On 8/2/2025 at 7:34 PM, Virtual Satyr said: Had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my back pain medicine. Gave the pharmacist my name and heard an audible gasp from the person behind me. You see, I share the same name with a man who was recently found guilty of murdering 2 girls in a town near mine. This kind of encounter has happened several times. I think it's hilarious. My pharmacy has the whole line standing twenty feet from the counter and the store associates barely speak above the level of a gnat's whisper. Privacy is king there. 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted yesterday at 03:16 PM Posted yesterday at 03:16 PM (edited) What's always a lot more fun than being drunk? Showing up at a venue like this to watch everyone else get drunk. https://historicsmithvillenj.com/18-oktoberfest Edited yesterday at 03:16 PM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow Quote
Insipid Posted yesterday at 03:39 PM Posted yesterday at 03:39 PM 22 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: What's always a lot more fun than being drunk? Showing up at a venue like this to watch everyone else get drunk. https://historicsmithvillenj.com/18-oktoberfest Attending something like that with friends, regardless of intoxication status, obviously. Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted yesterday at 04:49 PM Posted yesterday at 04:49 PM 1 hour ago, Insipid said: Attending something like that with friends, regardless of intoxication status, obviously. A pal of mine might set up her kiosk there. 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted yesterday at 05:34 PM Posted yesterday at 05:34 PM 28 minutes ago, Insipid said: lol, cope. Cope? Thrre's nothing that needs coping. She's the same one who drove me to Vineland one summer. I was there to adopt some cats. She's not a romantic interest, but we do exchange text or go out for lunch from time to time. She has a side business, selling hand made soap at community events, such as the Festival of Lights. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 05:36 PM Posted yesterday at 05:36 PM 2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Cope? Thrre's nothing that needs coping. She's the same one who drove me to Vineland one summer. I was there to adopt some cats. She's not a romantic interest, but we do exchange text or go out for lunch from time to time. She has a side business, selling hand made soap at community events, such as the Festival of Lights. Does she joke about how she’s way taller than you and that she could put you in a headlock? Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted yesterday at 06:27 PM Posted yesterday at 06:27 PM 49 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: Does she joke about how she’s way taller than you and that she could put you in a headlock? She isn't. Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted yesterday at 06:37 PM Posted yesterday at 06:37 PM (edited) My neighbor thinks that someone is getting into her place when she's not home and stealing things. I told her to try some bait. Leave something that looks valuable sitting out in a designated spot for a few days. If it's gone later, her suspicion is confirmed. I gave her a gold plated chain. It's a five dollar crap item, but it looks real enough for this game. Edited yesterday at 06:37 PM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow Quote
Insipid Posted yesterday at 06:40 PM Posted yesterday at 06:40 PM 2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: My neighbor thinks that someone is getting into her place when she's not home and stealing things. I told her to try some bait. Leave something that looks valuable sitting out in a designated spot for a few days. If it's gone later, her suspicion is confirmed. I gave her a gold plated chain. It's a five dollar crap item, but it looks real enough for this game. @[classic swim] You know what to do. 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 06:44 PM Posted yesterday at 06:44 PM 5 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: My neighbor thinks that someone is getting into her place when she's not home and stealing things. I told her to try some bait. Leave something that looks valuable sitting out in a designated spot for a few days. If it's gone later, her suspicion is confirmed. I gave her a gold plated chain. It's a five dollar crap item, but it looks real enough for this game. Would you ask if you could get under her blanket while she’s eating nachos? Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted yesterday at 06:54 PM Posted yesterday at 06:54 PM 9 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: Would you ask if you could get under her blanket while she’s eating nachos? She's not blanket worthy. Quote
UwPp Posted yesterday at 08:51 PM Posted yesterday at 08:51 PM I'm so high i forgot what I was going to write here. .. Thanks mary jane. 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted yesterday at 09:19 PM Posted yesterday at 09:19 PM 27 minutes ago, UwPp said: I'm so high i forgot what I was going to write here. .. Thanks mary jane. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted 22 hours ago Posted 22 hours ago My internet is barely working today and it’s driving me crazy. Quote
Virtual Satyr Posted 16 hours ago Posted 16 hours ago 16 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Unfortunately this clip doesn't contain the scene at the Giants game, which mirrors the situation you posted about. Someone in Seinfrld group I'm in on FB suggested I change my name to O.J. Quote
UwPp Posted 8 hours ago Posted 8 hours ago I have 100 triages. That means I have 100 people to call. We booking out until December - January 2026. ... Got me out of having to go to the office though. MUAHAHAHA 1 Quote
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