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1 hour ago, Insipid said:

Like a businessman who bankrupted several casinos and is now making dumbasses believe other countries pay tariffs on imported goods?

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If you're babbling about Ttrump, he didn't own those casinos and played no role in their operations.  Carl Icahn owned and operated them and was only renting Trump's name on a franchise basis.  Carl bankrupted them.

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48 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

If you're babbling about Ttrump, he didn't own those casinos and played no role in their operations.  Carl Icahn owned and operated them and was only renting Trump's name on a franchise basis.  Carl bankrupted them.

Fine, for now, it's all Carl Icahn's fault. Whatever. Why would such an esteemed businessman like Trump peddle a lie that other countries pay for tariffs though?

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I was dragged to trivia night at a local bar. I don't drink anymore so I was kinda awkward?

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Our team got 4th place out of 10 teams. 

They'll never forget mermaidology as an answer though....

AT LEAST I GOT THE ARTIC MONKEYS ANSWER RIGHT FOLLOWING THAT QUESTION DAMNIT. 

 

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Thanks for coming to my blaze talk. 

 

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2 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I’m wouldn’t really consider myself a cook by any stretch of the imagination. But why are most of the best meals I make just shit I randomly came up with in the weirdness of my mind?

Probably because you have a lot of experience in cooking and have developed a good sense of which ingredients and procedures are a good match.

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1 hour ago, UwPp said:

I was dragged to trivia night at a local bar. I don't drink anymore so I was kinda awkward?

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Our team got 4th place out of 10 teams. 

They'll never forget mermaidology as an answer though....

AT LEAST I GOT THE ARTIC MONKEYS ANSWER RIGHT FOLLOWING THAT QUESTION DAMNIT. 

 

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Thanks for coming to my blaze talk. 

 

you used to get it in your fishnets.

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13 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

So, tell me how Trump bankrupted casinos that he didn't own or control.

Nah, but here are two pedophiles attending the opening of the Taj Mahal casino.

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I feel bad for my coworker that I'm training because she's learning 4 people's positions to be the floater. She's in her 60s and isn't very computer savvy. 

So this is going terrible. 

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I shit on the floor this morning. 

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My bedroom/bathroom is in the basement. Mew spotted something in the rafters. 

It was a fucking snake. 

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I jumped off the toilet so quickly that I pooped on the floor. 

 

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This week can end now already. 

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Well training didnt last long today. Almost smacked a bitch in her mouth. 😐

 

Thank Glob its Friday. 

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I watched an old Hefty commercial from 1986 I don't why but there was a part in the commercial that just had me cracking up. They showed a lady with two kids on the porch and her "wimpy" trash bag tore open and she's just standing there holding a torn trash bag with trash all over the porch while the two kids are playing in garage. I'm thinking lady I think you got bigger problems than cheap trash bags 🤣 

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These customers are about to be the death of me. Tonight was a prime example as to why I hate people. I had a idiot try to pay a 46.00 bill in fucking change. I got the manager to do this shit because I'm not a cashier anymore all I was doing was helping out because it suddenly got super busy and I was done with my duties and I didn't want the till I was running on to be short. She spent nearly 20 fucking minutes counting this shit because apparently somebody pissed in this bitch's fucking gene pool. And then after closing time the alarm is set and everyone is go their seperate ways for the night here comes a hyserical ass bitch screaming and hollering that she left her fucking bag in the store. The nig-nog running express forgot to give her bag not to mention he fucked up somebody's lottery earlier so wtf. So our manager had to call the alarm company ran back and got her shit. "Oh thank you so much for getting my bag" Ah shut the fuck up and get the hell out of my face. Next time I'm just going stay my ass in the back until the door are locked. 

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