I have a funny story for you all

[ghostrek]

other day at the bank a a female teller hit on me

So that was different that I didn't realize she hit on me until 2 hours after I left the bank

 

[Seight]

1 hour ago, ghostrek said:

other day at the bank a a female teller hit on me

So that was different that I didn't realize she hit on me until 2 hours after I left the bank

 

many such cases

[scoobdog]

Was she hot?

[naraku360]

[[classic swim]]

Next time you make a deposit, lower your bald head onto her side of the counter for her to caress as she types in your information.

[stilgar]

That wasn't fucking funny.

[ghostrek]

1 hour ago, [classic swim] said:

Next time you make a deposit, lower your bald head onto her side of the counter for her to caress as she types in your information.

?

[[classic swim]]

Hey, sexy mama... tickle my bald ass head for me...

[Insipid]

I mean, I thought an old woman with a smelly ass was funny enough to share, so I guess I have no room to complain here.

[ghostrek]

17 hours ago, Insipid said:

I mean, I thought an old woman with a smelly ass was funny enough to share, so I guess I have no room to complain here.

OLD? 

[Insipid]

1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

OLD? 

Yes, as in not young. She might not be able to reach back there, but I heard many boomers don't look at the paper after they wipe.

[ghostrek]

1 minute ago, Insipid said:

Yes, as in not young. She might not be able to reach back there, but I heard many boomers don't look at the paper after they wipe.

?  This person is not old she is actually somewhat Young  ? Late 20s early 30s type

[Insipid]

1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

?  This person is not old she is actually somewhat Young  ? Late 20s early 30s type

Never mind, ghostie. Good for you, honestly.

[ghostrek]

Just now, Insipid said:

Never mind, ghostie. Good for you, honestly.

?  I mean honestly honestly I think people would be surprised that if there's a younger person wanting me including me

[Insipid]

1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

?  I mean honestly honestly I think people would be surprised that if there's a younger person wanting me including me

Not really. There's someone out there for you. It's a numbers game in the end.

[ghostrek]

Just now, Insipid said:

Not really. There's someone out there for you. It's a numbers game in the end.

true

[André Toulon]

28 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

?  I mean honestly honestly I think people would be surprised that if there's a younger person wanting me including me

Watch my 600lb life. Those people are never single. You just have to actually try instead of cry

[Mode 7]

 

[André Toulon]

On 8/16/2024 at 8:06 PM, Seight said:

many such cases

I had a girl come to my house in her T-shirt and some tiny shorts that the shirt was longer than. As we smoked a blunt, she mentioned 3 times that she had just gotten out of the shower, to which I responded all three times, "yeah, I need to get in the shower too".

After what I assume was a frustrating 30 minutes, she left. After about 3 hours of watching Boondocks reruns, it hit me....She was trying to give me some.

We were coworkers who just kinda lived on the same side of town. We got trashed together after work all the time, but in groups. She knew where I lived because had given me a ride home a few times. I just cope by saying nah, it probably wasn't a good idea to get involved with a coworker.....then I proceeded to bang coworkers at my next job

Edited August 18, 2024 by André Toulon

[scoobdog]

1 minute ago, André Toulon said:

I had a girl come to my house in her T-shirt and some tiny shirts that the shirt was longer than. As we smoked a blunt, she mentioned 3 times that she had just gotten out of the shower, to which I responded all three times, "yeah, I need to get in the shower too".

After what I assume was a frustrating 30 minutes, she left. After about 3 hours of watching Boondocks reruns, it hit me....She was trying to give me some.

We were coworkers who just kinda lived on the same side of town. We got trashed together after work all the time, but in groups. She knew where I lived because had given me a ride home a few times. I just cope by saying nah, it probably wasn't a good idea to get involved with a coworker.....then I proceeded to bang coworkers at my next job

I’ve noticed that the paramours in your life are really really passive aggressive about asking for the D.

[André Toulon]

14 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

I’ve noticed that the paramours in your life are really really passive aggressive about asking for the D.

Eh, maybe just the ones I talk about. I can think of 2 that were quite boorish about it and I was ok with that. Like I don't have to guess...you just wanna go. Cool.

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

Eh, maybe just the ones I talk about. I can think of 2 that were quite boorish about it and I was ok with that. Like I don't have to guess...you just wanna go. Cool.

The whole guessing part ruins the mood.