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NFL Smack-Talking Thread 2024/25: America’s Last Freedom Ball!


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15 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

I dont even know who that is lol

 

If you would have told me we would be 2-2 after 4 games I would have been ready to throw a parade. :LithiumSmileyLMAO:

😆 idk either probably a fan of one of those pathetic Texas teams 😆

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1 hour ago, RollFizzlebeef said:

Your team's ownership sucks ass. They need to sell it to someone who would be a hell of a lot more competent.

How are you all a -15 on point differential and still 3-1?  And, you've allowed 94 points.  You might want to buy a defense before you talk shit about the Jets (who are a +14 differential).

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1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said:

You’re a clown talking shit when Denver ain’t doing shit also sitting at 2-2.  You probably won’t come back when Denver starts taking a shit all over the season. 

I'll talk shit if I damn well please and YOU! WILL! LIKE IT! lol

Besides, my team is 3-1 so suck it.

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1 minute ago, RollFizzlebeef said:

I'll talk shit if I damn well please and YOU! WILL! LIKE IT! lol

Besides, my team is 3-1 so suck it.

Your team is a piece of shit and probably the most hated team in all football before KC and NE.  Let’s see what happens when they start playing teams that are actually good 

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1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

How are you all a -15 on point differential and still 3-1?  And, you've allowed 94 points.  You might want to buy a defense before you talk shit about the Jets (who are a +14 differential).

Right? He comes in hot talking shit meanwhile the Texans has played chumps so far and still gave up 94 points. Fuckin AFC south is the most pathetic division there is. Look at those pathetic teams 

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50 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

How are you all a -15 on point differential and still 3-1?  And, you've allowed 94 points.  You might want to buy a defense before you talk shit about the Jets (who are a +14 differential).

By making sure we have more points than the other team at the end of the game, which means you actually win the game. Sometimes, the best explanation is the simplest one.

You're welcome.

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8 minutes ago, RollFizzlebeef said:

lol Dallas isn't 3-1. *shrugs*

My bad I meant the Texans. It’s hard to tell them apart since they’re so awful with the most obnoxious fan bases. Example you acting like the Texans are actually a good team with that weak ass schedule of theirs and the pathetic divisions both teams play in with so many games to go *shrugs*

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1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

My bad I meant the Texans. It’s hard to tell them apart since they’re so awful with the most obnoxious fan bases. Example you acting like the Texans are actually a good team with that weak ass schedule of theirs and the pathetic divisions both teams play in with so many games to go *shrugs*

Congratulations. You totally got me. I'm quaking in my boots! lol it still doesn't change the fact that the Jets held the Broncos to ten points and still lost. So you want to talk about pathetic? That is pathetic. So again, take the smack talk.

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11 minutes ago, RollFizzlebeef said:

By making sure we have more points than the other team at the end of the game, which means you actually win the game.

You ain't keeping that up for much longer.  Sam Fucking Darnold ran a train on all you alls ass.

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4 minutes ago, RollFizzlebeef said:

Congratulations. You totally got me. I'm quaking in my boots! lol it still doesn't change the fact that the Jets held the Broncos to ten points and still lost. So you want to talk about pathetic? That is pathetic. So again, take the smack talk.

Maybe so but teams don’t score roughshod all over them With all the Jets problems the Texans still suck and the division is cake. I can take smack talk but you are a completely obnoxious clown talking shit when the got no room to talk the Texans can win 8 games all year and still make the playoffs because the AFC South is such a pathetic mess of a division 

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7 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

Dont you badmouth the GEOQBUS Darnold like that!

 

But really, Sam Fucking Darnold.........

It’s crazy but he did always have the intangibles as well as being pretty fuckin big. He Just needed time. More time than teams like the Jets Carolina and the 49ers could not or would not give. At least it didn’t take a decade like it did with Geno smith 😆

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1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

It’s crazy but he did always have the intangibles as well as being pretty fuckin big. He Just needed time. More time than teams like the Jets Carolina and the 49ers could not or would not give. At least it didn’t take a decade like it did with Geno smith 😆

He actually showed quite a bit of improvement both in Carolina and in San Francisco, more so in the latter because it was a better situation than the former.  He was never a bad quarterback, it's just that quarterback in the NFL aren't as transformational as they are in the NCAAs.

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5 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

It’s crazy but he did always have the intangibles as well as being pretty fuckin big. He Just needed time. More time than teams like the Jets Carolina and the 49ers could not or would not give. At least it didn’t take a decade like it did with Geno smith 😆

Its also about where he landed.  Hes on a team that has pretty good talent around him, so he doesnt have to be perfect. He just has to be efficient and not turn the ball over. Theres always the option to just say "FUCK IT, JJ DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE!!!" and chuck it down field as well.

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3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

You’re a clown talking shit when Denver ain’t doing shit also sitting at 2-2.  You probably won’t come back when Denver starts taking a shit all over the season. 

Lol, dedicated losers only here. 

I'll be here still acting like we have a shot when the stipulation is "Atlanta can still go to the playoffs but the Rams have to beat the 86 Raiders with a T2000 Marcus Allen while Jerry Jones measures dicks in the stands and Brett Favre is on the field in a Pabst Blue Ribbon stock car" 

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2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Lol, dedicated losers only here. 

I'll be here still acting like we have a shot when the stipulation is "Atlanta can still go to the playoffs but the Rams have to beat the 86 Raiders with a T2000 Marcus Allen while Jerry Jones measures dicks in the stands and Brett Favre is on the field in a Pabst Blue Ribbon stock car" 

You know I’ll be here regardless 

When The Texans start losing because they gotta play a couple of real teams a year we’ll see where that clown will be 

Imagine being 3-1 and talking shit about it when the teams they beat were the colts the bears and the jaguars. As soon as they played a real team in MN they folded faster than a worker in a laundromat 

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1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

You know I’ll be here regardless 

When The Texans start losing because they gotta play a couple of real teams a year we’ll see where that clown will be 

Imagine being 3-1 and talking shit about it when the teams they beat were the colts the bears and the jaguars. As soon as they played a real team in MN they folded faster than a worker in a laundromat 

He's still learning😏

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29 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

He's still learning😏

He knows the AFC South is pathetic and the Texans schedule is cake.  They come to MetLife on Halloween 😆😆😆😆 he  can’t have it both ways.  He talked so much shit about them he even knows all about their ownership and everything!  
 

I can’t wait to see Buffalo, Greenbay and the Ravens smack the crap out of them 

I need Buffalo to actually lose that game but I will cut my nose to spite my face and become a Bills Fan for approximately 90 minutes 😆

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4 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

why couldnt we get one of these old qb's instead of gardner minshew! he really sucks so bad devante adams wants out.

Look, when you have a chance to have a starting QB that looks like Ben Stiller in Dodgeball you simply must do it.

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5 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

why couldnt we get one of these old qb's instead of gardner minshew! he really sucks so bad devante adams wants out.

He wants a be a Jet but they’re not taking him. They don’t need him BUT I had friends at that game (Denver) and they all swear that Rodgers was intentionally missing his receivers. Personally I don’t believe that. Rodgers did hurt his hand during the game but him not throwing to Lazard when he was open on the goal line was a curious move from a veteran QB. So, in short, they might get Davonte if it’ll make Rodgers happy. 

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22 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Does everyone team do shit like this... because I'm pretty sure we be asking for it....Cousins with a falcon on his arm tickles TF outta me for some reason....Should be a duck.

Let me quit. Love y'all 

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They made Cousins look a lot bigger and definitely more handsome than he really is 😆

I hate Cousins. From the time he won that one game and shouted “do you like that do you like that?!?!” On that day I decided he was an insufferable prick 😆

 

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lol in general I have a problem with people who are more arrogant than their skills should really allow for.   Arrogance is ok especially when it’s to get inside the head of an opponent but at least have the skills to pay the bills before going off. 
 

Cousins, he was drafted off Temu

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Speaking of QBs Rodgers needs to eat some more hallucinogenic cactus in the desert to get his shit together.  NY Jets cut off his nuts by taking away his cadence as a weapon. He kept drawing his own players off sides. 
 

It was at this moment that Rodgers truly became a Jet 😆😆😆🫠dying inside 🫠

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