sports NFL Smack-Talking Thread 2024/25: America’s Last Freedom Ball!

[1pooh4u]

I am glad i picked buffalo it’s not over but 23-7 in the first half is damn lol

[nameraka]

jesus. who put the hex on my dolphins? 

 

 

[nameraka]

and... tua gets injured.

seriously, take the four yards and slide. those concussions aren't making you any smarter, bro. 

 

 

[Master-Debater131]

Hes gotta retire right?

 

Like, you cant keep taking hits to the head like that.

 

Just retire and enjoy whatever time you have left, because theres already likely some serious damage in there.

[André Toulon]

On 9/12/2024 at 9:10 PM, nameraka said:

jesus. who put the hex on my dolphins? 

 

 

[1pooh4u]

10 hours ago, André Toulon said:

I like how “cocaine kingpin” is blurred out 😆

[1pooh4u]

On 9/13/2024 at 9:36 AM, Master-Debater131 said:

Hes gotta retire right?

 

Like, you cant keep taking hits to the head like that.

 

Just retire and enjoy whatever time you have left, because theres already likely some serious damage in there.

This is the second time I’ve seen him get a concussion that caused that neurological response of the fingers seizing up.  Doubt he’ll retire though. Probably hear some tragic shit about him in 25 years though 

[1pooh4u]

So far it’s the same old fuckin jets. I guess you really can’t polish a turd 

[1pooh4u]

I’m hitting my cannabis products see yous later 🫠

[1pooh4u]

* interest piqued*

[1pooh4u]

“Thanks for cushioning my knee with your hand”

Rogers to McCreary 

[1pooh4u]

Saints putting a beat down on the Cowboys. Good 😆

[1pooh4u]

Jets lookin like the team they were hyped up to be. *cautious optimism mode engaged*

[1pooh4u]

Jets gotta pay Reddick w/e they want know. I think Jermaine Johnson might be done for the season 

[1pooh4u]

I am exhausted emotionally 😆🫠😆

1-1 now they gotta do it again Thursday for their season opener at MetLife

[1pooh4u]

Chain gang member received CPR on the sideline during the OAK Ravens game 😮
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2024/09/15/chain-gang-member-collapses-cpr-ravens-raiders/75237945007/

[Mode 7]

Lions lost today good because fuck them and their disrespectful insufferable fans. I hope they lose every game for the rest of the season fucking bitch asses.

[1pooh4u]

1 hour ago, Dusty Shackleford said:

Lions lost today good because fuck them and their disrespectful insufferable fans. I hope they lose every game for the rest of the season fucking bitch asses.

What happened? 😮

[1pooh4u]

Bengals QB, Macaulay Culkin, looks dumb with his frosted tips 😆

[SwimOdin]

What the hell is going on with the Saints? I don’t like this, at all. I am not going to be fun this season. Also, just realized I didn’t fill out a bracket, haha

[Mode 7]

13 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

What happened? 😮

Lions fans being their usual obnoxious selves so I'm hoping the curse of Bobby Lane rears it's ugly head again. 

[Seight]

I really wish the Giants' Hard Knocks season was still happening because I must know how this happens.

[tsar4]

I don't like late games, that said, BEAR DOWN, CHICAGO BEARS!!!!

[SwimOdin]

20 hours ago, Seight said:

I really wish the Giants' Hard Knocks season was still happening because I must know how this happens.

The Giants org didn’t come out looking so great after that season…

Also, I apologize to everyone for what you’re going to watch tonight. And especially this coming Sunday night.

[1pooh4u]

I’m only watching this game cuz I hate Cousins and I want to berate him through my tv for the next 2 hours 😶‍🌫️😆🫠😶‍🌫️

[1pooh4u]

On 9/15/2024 at 7:23 PM, Seight said:

I really wish the Giants' Hard Knocks season was still happening because I must know how this happens.

Oof. Even a punter probably can make a 22 yd FG 

[1pooh4u]

lol go for it on 4th and 4 instead of the FG. Eagles fans must be mad rn 😆

[André Toulon]

9 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

lol go for it on 4th and 4 instead of the FG. Eagles fans must be mad rn 😆

Shhh, don't ruin this for me...I've been having such a good day. 

The last thing I should be doing is setting myself up to be pissed but here I am

[Seight]

5 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

The Giants org didn’t come out looking so great after that season…

Also, I apologize to everyone for what you’re going to watch tonight. And especially this coming Sunday night.

Lil Jon is on TV: "Neat"

It's to tell me that Kansas City/Atlanta is next week's SNF game: "oh god"

[André Toulon]

8 minutes ago, Seight said:

Lil Jon is on TV: "Neat"

It's to tell me that Kansas City/Atlanta is next week's SNF game: "oh god"

I'm nothing if not a pessimistic optimist. I have a little faith in tonight, but we blowing KC out. Who wants some of this action.

[1pooh4u]

The ATL kicker is so adorable he’s fun size 

[1pooh4u]

58 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I'm nothing if not a pessimistic optimist. I have a little faith in tonight, but we blowing KC out. Who wants some of this action.

The refs will not allow Atlanta to blow out KC, no way 😆

[1pooh4u]

Eagles fans are tiiight. That  go for it on 4th and 4 is looking like the worst play of the game rn 

[1pooh4u]

Lmao hurts got picked 

[Jman]

That was the definition of “it ain’t over till it’s over.”

[1pooh4u]

Scores updated and week 3 is up 

[André Toulon]

10 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

The refs will not allow Atlanta to blow out KC, no way 😆

Standing on business...ego inflated. Taylor Swift is going down

[1pooh4u]

1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

Standing on business...ego inflated. Taylor Swift is going down

You know the QB is Cousins, right?  He’s not that good.  

[André Toulon]

14 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

You know the QB is Cousins, right?  He’s not that good.  

Lol, see you acting like y'all still got Joe Nameth or some shit back there. Who did y'all beat....Tennessee...the only team with a shittier record than the Jets in the AFC last season (I gotta fact check that, I'm just blindly talking shit rn). 

I know reality exists, but damn...let me have this until Sunday.

*Fact check* Oh shit....I forgot the Pats shit the bed royally last season too. Y'all actually weren't THAT bad

[1pooh4u]

1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

Lol, see you acting like y'all still got Joe Nameth or some shit back there. Who did y'all beat....Tennessee...the only team with a shittier record than the Jets in the AFC last season (I gotta fact check that, I'm just blindly talking shit rn). 

I know reality exists, but damn...let me have this until Sunday.

*Fact check* Oh shit....I forgot the Pats shit the bed royally last season too. Y'all actually weren't THAT bad

Damn did I trigger you or something?  Do you need a snickers? 😆Where did I boast about the Jets after one win? Where did I talk about “they’re going to put a beat down on NE?” I get it though it’s frustrating having an arrogant inconsistent QB.

 

[1pooh4u]

All I’m saying is Mahomes will consistently give their team a chance to win and Cousins is not always that type of QB. Philly lost more than ATL won. 

[SwimOdin]

So mad I only saw the first half, had to take nausea meds and they knocked me out. I don’t believe it.

[1pooh4u]

6 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

So mad I only saw the first half, had to take nausea meds and they knocked me out. I don’t believe it.

It was a nail biter reminded me of a Jets win. It’s never easy and almost always exhausting 

[SwimOdin]

13 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

It was a nail biter reminded me of a Jets win. It’s never easy and almost always exhausting 

Why do we do this to ourselves?

[1pooh4u]

On 9/17/2024 at 8:48 PM, SwimOdin said:

Why do we do this to ourselves?

We’re masochists 😆

Tonight is the Jets season opener against New England.  We beat them once in the last 15 games 😬🫠😬

[1pooh4u]

“It’s weird playing with and against people that could be my kids”. A. Rodgers 

yeah like no shit. That’s what we been trying to tell you, Aaron!

[1pooh4u]

I just seen a unicorn. A call went the jets’ way. Never seen that happen. Seen TDs taken away but never given back 

 

[1pooh4u]

Not liking this bad play clock time mgmt burning timeouts over nonsense 

[1pooh4u]

Minor shit aside I have not seen a game like this for a long time. Jets playing well and dominating time of possession by over 10 minutes in each quarter hopefully that continues into the 4th 

[1pooh4u]

24-3 NYJ 

NE fans are probably going to have a pretty miserable season if they keep playing like that