You're my girlfriend now.

[Greeny]

Sorry. I don't make the rules.

[The_annoying_one]

I’m cheating on you.

[Greeny]

6 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I’m cheating on you.

Your hand doesn't count.

[The_annoying_one]

3 minutes ago, Greeny said:

Your hand doesn't count.

No, but your sister’s hand does.

[Greeny]

4 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

No, but your sister’s hand does.

She's built like a linebacker but if that's what you're into who am I to judge?

[The_annoying_one]

5 minutes ago, Greeny said:

She's built like a linebacker but if that's what you're into who am I to judge?

You can’t judge me. Now pack your shit and go.

[André Toulon]

We're breaking up because you assumed my gender, you bigot.

[[classic swim]]

Oh look, it’s your sexy girrrrllllfriennnnd from under the covers!

[Still Me]

Ew

[Insipid]

ok, threeway with fuggs

[Mix]

Ofcourse you don't make the rules.

The girlfriend makes the rules.

aaaaaaaaand that's me apparently, soooooo get your wallet bitch, we're going to the mall.

[Greeny]

21 hours ago, André Toulon said:

We're breaking up because you assumed my gender, you bigot.

Well with a rack like that.....

[Greeny]

17 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

Oh look, it’s your sexy girrrrllllfriennnnd from under the covers!

Stay where I can see you at all times.

[Greeny]

15 hours ago, Still Me said:

Ew

Like I'm thrilled?

[Greeny]

14 hours ago, Insipid said:

ok, threeway with fuggs

I'll just watch.

And try not to tear my own eyes out.

[Greeny]

5 hours ago, Mix said:

Ofcourse you don't make the rules.

The girlfriend makes the rules.

aaaaaaaaand that's me apparently, soooooo get your wallet bitch, we're going to the mall.

Ok. It's not like there's anything in it anyway.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

7 hours ago, Mix said:

Ofcourse you don't make the rules.

The girlfriend makes the rules.

aaaaaaaaand that's me apparently, soooooo get your wallet bitch, we're going to the mall.

Wait, what year is this?

[Mix]

4 hours ago, Greeny said:

Ok. It's not like there's anything in it anyway.

I meant your prison wallet

[Mix]

2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Wait, what year is this?

Alright, you got me.

I don't know what people do. 

[Still Me]

16 hours ago, Greeny said:

Like I'm thrilled?

You won’t last long.

[txanimeluva]

Seems the opposite 

[Greeny]

3 hours ago, txanimeluva said:

Seems the opposite 

I'm as surprised as you are.