Happy Valentine's Day

[André Toulon]

Clap cheeks, get cheeks clapped, eat in Papadeaux's alone, spank it to the Latoya Jackson issue of Playboy, pretend it's just another day and others aren't getting shit for their sweetheart while you sadly cling to ily texts from siblings

But remember

 

[[classic swim]]

31 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Clap cheeks, get cheeks clapped

We RULE the mornings!

[André Toulon]

Just now, [classic swim] said:

We RULE the mornings!

Nah, you got this. I mostly rule 3am until about 6. Now I'm chauffeur and soon to be amateur contortionist.

I'm willing to rule around 5pm if that's ok

[UwPp]

My valentines day didn't consist of clapping any cheeks. 

[discolé monade]

i got a homemade card. 

and......

Spoiler

that's supposed to be a little green sack. 

Spoiler

of herbage 

Spoiler

which is mary ja wanna

 

 

 

[André Toulon]

 

I was like "she got Frankensteined....like Frankensteinered? Or is that head? Nah, Disco would never be so gauche....TF is she saying"

 

[naraku360]

On 2/14/2024 at 3:56 AM, André Toulon said:

Clap cheeks

 

Edited February 15, 2024 by naraku360

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

 

I was like "she got Frankensteined....like Frankensteinered? Or is that head? Nah, Disco would never be so gauche....TF is she saying"

 

Feed Weed My Frankenstein.

[scoobdog]

3 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

My valentines day didn't consist of clapping any cheeks. 

Me neither.

[Insipid]

I heard the day after Valentine's Day is side bitch day.

 

 

. . . I wonder if fuggs is getting her cheeks clapped by military hottie today.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, Insipid said:

I heard the day after Valentine's Day is side bitch day.

 

 

. . . I wonder if fuggs is getting her cheeks clapped by military hottie today.

After being taken out to Red Lobster for the most romantic date imaginable.

[Insipid]

2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

After being taken out to Red Lobster for the most romantic date imaginable.

[scoobdog]

13 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

After being taken out to Red Lobster for the most romantic date imaginable.

I read that as "kicked out of Red Lobster for the most romantic date imaginable" before coming to the inevitable realization that Fuggs probably got shaky FaceTime videos from military hottie of him fucking some other chick with a cheeky "Wish you were here..." text.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

I read that as "kicked out of Red Lobster for the most romantic date imaginable" before coming to the inevitable realization that Fuggs probably got shaky FaceTime videos from military hottie of him fucking some other chick with a cheeky "Wish you were here..." text.

Or better yet her head photoshopped on top of the other girl's head.

[scoobdog]

Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Or better yet her head photoshopped on top of the other girl's head.

Pretty sure we've had the conversation about "Photoshop" and videos here on the UEMB before...

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

Pretty sure we've had the conversation about "Photoshop" and videos here on the UEMB before...

I remember when all the fuss was about Kim Kardashian is actually ugly, she just get's heavily photoshopped on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, I was like wait, how do you use photoshop on video? And the resounding response was more or less, "It's pretty easy, dumbass."

[scoobdog]

1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I remember when all the fuss was about Kim Kardashian is actually ugly, she just get's heavily photoshopped on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, I was like wait, how do you use photoshop on video? And the resounding response was more or less, "It's pretty easy, dumbass."

Good times, man.

[Insipid]

1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

I read that as "kicked out of Red Lobster for the most romantic date imaginable" before coming to the inevitable realization that Fuggs probably got shaky FaceTime videos from military hottie of him fucking some other chick with a cheeky "Wish you were here..." text.

fuggs uses android. I know cause we used rcs chat before. 🙃

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, Insipid said:

fuggs uses android. I know cause we used rcs chat before. 🙃

What's the Android FaceTime equivalent? 

[Insipid]

Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

What's the Android FaceTime equivalent? 

I dunno, zoom? I never use that feature.

[Gemini]

On 2/14/2024 at 5:56 AM, André Toulon said:

Clap cheeks, get cheeks clapped, eat in Papadeaux's alone, spank it to the Latoya Jackson issue of Playboy, pretend it's just another day and others aren't getting shit for their sweetheart while you sadly cling to ily texts from siblings

But remember

 

Pappadeaux's is good! My favorite is the Redfish Ponchartrain. The only place that might do that dish better is a local place called the Monument Inn, located next to the Lynchburg Ferry and across the street from the San Jacinto Battleground State Park.

[Gemini]

3 minutes ago, Insipid said:

fuggs uses android. I know cause we used rcs chat before. 🙃

Okay.

[scoobdog]

40 minutes ago, Insipid said:

fuggs uses android. I know cause we used rcs chat before. 🙃

Do you still chat with her?

[Insipid]

6 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Do you still chat with her?

No, it's been over a year since I last talked to her. I do hope she's doing ok, but I don't feel like reaching out.

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, Insipid said:

No, it's been over a year since I last talked to her. I do hope she's doing ok, but I don't feel like reaching out.

I'm sure she's her usual self.

[molarbear]

On 2/14/2024 at 5:56 AM, André Toulon said:

Clap cheeks, get cheeks clapped, eat in Papadeaux's alone, spank it to the Latoya Jackson issue of Playboy, pretend it's just another day and others aren't getting shit for their sweetheart while you sadly cling to ily texts from siblings

But remember

 

 

[molarbear]

TL:DR quit jerkin it like a Pilgrim