André Toulon Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Clap cheeks, get cheeks clapped, eat in Papadeaux's alone, spank it to the Latoya Jackson issue of Playboy, pretend it's just another day and others aren't getting shit for their sweetheart while you sadly cling to ily texts from siblings But remember 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 31 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Clap cheeks, get cheeks clapped We RULE the mornings! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 14 Author Share Posted February 14 Just now, [classic swim] said: We RULE the mornings! Nah, you got this. I mostly rule 3am until about 6. Now I'm chauffeur and soon to be amateur contortionist. I'm willing to rule around 5pm if that's ok 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 My valentines day didn't consist of clapping any cheeks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 i got a homemade card. and...... Spoiler that's supposed to be a little green sack. Spoiler of herbage Spoiler which is mary ja wanna 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 15 Author Share Posted February 15 I was like "she got Frankensteined....like Frankensteinered? Or is that head? Nah, Disco would never be so gauche....TF is she saying" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 (edited) On 2/14/2024 at 3:56 AM, André Toulon said: Clap cheeks Edited February 15 by naraku360 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: I was like "she got Frankensteined....like Frankensteinered? Or is that head? Nah, Disco would never be so gauche....TF is she saying" Feed Weed My Frankenstein. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 3 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: My valentines day didn't consist of clapping any cheeks. Me neither. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 I heard the day after Valentine's Day is side bitch day. . . . I wonder if fuggs is getting her cheeks clapped by military hottie today. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 1 minute ago, Insipid said: I heard the day after Valentine's Day is side bitch day. . . . I wonder if fuggs is getting her cheeks clapped by military hottie today. After being taken out to Red Lobster for the most romantic date imaginable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: After being taken out to Red Lobster for the most romantic date imaginable. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 13 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: After being taken out to Red Lobster for the most romantic date imaginable. I read that as "kicked out of Red Lobster for the most romantic date imaginable" before coming to the inevitable realization that Fuggs probably got shaky FaceTime videos from military hottie of him fucking some other chick with a cheeky "Wish you were here..." text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: I read that as "kicked out of Red Lobster for the most romantic date imaginable" before coming to the inevitable realization that Fuggs probably got shaky FaceTime videos from military hottie of him fucking some other chick with a cheeky "Wish you were here..." text. Or better yet her head photoshopped on top of the other girl's head. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Or better yet her head photoshopped on top of the other girl's head. Pretty sure we've had the conversation about "Photoshop" and videos here on the UEMB before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Pretty sure we've had the conversation about "Photoshop" and videos here on the UEMB before... I remember when all the fuss was about Kim Kardashian is actually ugly, she just get's heavily photoshopped on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, I was like wait, how do you use photoshop on video? And the resounding response was more or less, "It's pretty easy, dumbass." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I remember when all the fuss was about Kim Kardashian is actually ugly, she just get's heavily photoshopped on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, I was like wait, how do you use photoshop on video? And the resounding response was more or less, "It's pretty easy, dumbass." Good times, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: I read that as "kicked out of Red Lobster for the most romantic date imaginable" before coming to the inevitable realization that Fuggs probably got shaky FaceTime videos from military hottie of him fucking some other chick with a cheeky "Wish you were here..." text. fuggs uses android. I know cause we used rcs chat before. 🙃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 1 minute ago, Insipid said: fuggs uses android. I know cause we used rcs chat before. 🙃 What's the Android FaceTime equivalent? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What's the Android FaceTime equivalent? I dunno, zoom? I never use that feature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 On 2/14/2024 at 5:56 AM, André Toulon said: Clap cheeks, get cheeks clapped, eat in Papadeaux's alone, spank it to the Latoya Jackson issue of Playboy, pretend it's just another day and others aren't getting shit for their sweetheart while you sadly cling to ily texts from siblings But remember Pappadeaux's is good! My favorite is the Redfish Ponchartrain. The only place that might do that dish better is a local place called the Monument Inn, located next to the Lynchburg Ferry and across the street from the San Jacinto Battleground State Park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 3 minutes ago, Insipid said: fuggs uses android. I know cause we used rcs chat before. 🙃 Okay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 40 minutes ago, Insipid said: fuggs uses android. I know cause we used rcs chat before. 🙃 Do you still chat with her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 6 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Do you still chat with her? No, it's been over a year since I last talked to her. I do hope she's doing ok, but I don't feel like reaching out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 1 hour ago, Insipid said: No, it's been over a year since I last talked to her. I do hope she's doing ok, but I don't feel like reaching out. I'm sure she's her usual self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 On 2/14/2024 at 5:56 AM, André Toulon said: Clap cheeks, get cheeks clapped, eat in Papadeaux's alone, spank it to the Latoya Jackson issue of Playboy, pretend it's just another day and others aren't getting shit for their sweetheart while you sadly cling to ily texts from siblings But remember 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 TL:DR quit jerkin it like a Pilgrim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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