If you can't outrun your girlfriend

[Mix]

Don't cheat on her

[ghostrek]

Just now, Anthony Devulder said:

Don't cheat on her

what girl friend?  Let me check my social media  Nope I don't have one.

[Greeny]

She's not my girlfriend yet but she's usually running away from me.

[Mix]

15 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

what girl friend?  Let me check my social media  Nope I don't have one.

You better not have a girlfriend. You're wife would be pissed.

 

[Mix]

16 minutes ago, Greeny said:

She's not my girlfriend yet but she's usually running away from me.

She's not running away from you, she's just trying to do her job. Leave the waitress alone.

[ghostrek]

13 minutes ago, Anthony Devulder said:

You better not have a girlfriend. You're wife would be pissed.

 

i am not married

[scoobdog]

46 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

what girl friend?  Let me check my social media  Nope I don't have one.

You outran her, Ghosty.

[Mix]

1 hour ago, ghostrek said:

i am not married

Sorry, I always confuse married guys and gay guys.

The energy is the same.

[André Toulon]

[ghostrek]

3 hours ago, Anthony Devulder said:

Sorry, I always confuse married guys and gay guys.

The energy is the same.

i am not gay ?

[André Toulon]

2 hours ago, ghostrek said:

i am not gay ?

I'm usually all for the goofiness, but that question mark is doing the opposite of what I think you want it to do.

[[classic swim]]

 

ghost outrunning his gf or bf.

[naraku360]

Or cut back on the Big Macs.

[TrigunBebop]

If your girlfriend is inflatable, you don't have to worry about such things. 

[scoobdog]

30 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

If your girlfriend is inflatable, you don't have to worry about such things. 

Yeah, it means she's outrunning you instead of you outrunning her.

[TrigunBebop]

7 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Yeah, it means she's outrunning you instead of you outrunning her.

That's only true if you use helium. >.>

[UwPp]

Run her over.